Fathers Memorable Jokes
Dad and His Jokes
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Alfie Thomas
About this listen
From changing diapers to putting away toys, some parental jobs can be shared–but there is one that only you can master: the dad jokes!
Little people are easy to entertain. They will laugh at the cheesy pizza joke that we have all heard a million times. But as children grow up, dads have to up their humor game.
Your child might be able to watch their favorite movie a hundred times, but a dad joke can go from funny to old in less than a week.
Traditionally, dad jokes will range from hilarious to an eye-rolling cringe. And told the right way to a group, you can get all the reactions in between.
But, all jokes aside…seriously…dad jokes have more benefits than a smile, a giggle, or a belly laugh.
Research from the University of Windsor, in Canada, shows that these types of puns can benefit the brain. This is because both children and adults take a visual idea and then have to twist it—like Adele crossing the road to say hello from the other side!
Your family may groan at yet another dad joke, but really, you are helping them. That’s not to say you don’t need a few more one-liners to add to your collection.
In Fathers Memorable Jokes, you will discover:
- Fourteen chapters, each with a unique dad joke theme from toddler fun to animal antics
- 1,200+ dad jokes that will put smiles on your family’s faces, split sides…or ultimately—embarrass your kids
- Dad jokes for teens to help reconnect with humor when it feels you are drifting apart
- Fun for all the family: Share laughs so that others can pass on the puns to their friends, siblings, and coworkers
- Clean humor that won’t cause offense or cheeks to blush—know that you can gift this book to anyone and they won’t cross you off the Christmas list
- Pick-me-ups for dads who are stressed and worn out with their new role as a parent
- How to show your cool side with 200+ STEM and pop culture puns
- An awesome solution to encourage kids to spend time with you and spend some time away from the screens
- And much more
You don’t have to be the grand entertainer to make the room laugh! Even if you have never told a joke before–mainly because you can’t remember the punchline–the jokes are here for you.
The chances are, your kids may have already started groaning at your corny comments–this just means you're doing your job!
Arm yourself with hundreds of dad jokes so that you have enough to keep you going through the teen years, and have a laugh when your adult kids are still repeating the greatest dad jokes of all time.
If it’s time your kids saw your witty side, then scroll up and click the “Add to Cart” button right now.
©2022 Mirabelle Nchangnwi (P)2023 Mirabelle NchangnwiListeners also enjoyed...
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When Edward M. Hallowell was 11, a voice out of nowhere told him he should become a psychiatrist. A mental health professional of the time would have called this psychosis. But young Edward (Ned) took it in stride, despite not quite knowing what "psychiatrist" meant. With a psychotic father, an alcoholic mother, an abusive stepfather, and two so-called learning disabilities of his own, Ned was accustomed to unpredictable behaviour from those around him and to a mind he felt he couldn't always control.
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Love and connection permeates through this book!
- By Steve Steinmetz on 06-29-18
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Hey Mom
- By: Louie Anderson
- Narrated by: Louie Anderson
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
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Louie Anderson has been channeling his beloved mom in his iconic stand-up comedy for decades - but she passed away before getting to see him reach new heights with his breakout role. Hey Mom is Louie's way of catching Ora Zella Anderson up on everything that has been going on in his life, including his continued struggles with food and family, but also how so much has changed for the better. He also has plenty of laugh-out-loud stories about his incredibly resilient mother and his 10 siblings, as well as observations on the absurdities of life.
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I love Louie even more now
- By Candace on 05-02-18
By: Louie Anderson
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Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic
- And Other Opinions I Can't Back Up with Facts
- By: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrated by: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
- By Tim on 04-16-15
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If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother
- By: Julia Sweeney
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- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
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Since her time on Saturday Night Live, where she created the infamous androgynous character "Pat", Julia Sweeney has gone on to establish herself as a witty, captivating performer of one-woman shows, like God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God. She gave a TED talk sharing how she explained the birds and the bees to her eight-year-old daughter, Mulan, which ignited an incredible response. Now, when it comes to talking about motherhood, people want to hear what Julia has to say.
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I Love Julia Sweeney
- By Lisa on 04-05-13
By: Julia Sweeney
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A Very Punchable Face
- A Memoir
- By: Colin Jost
- Narrated by: Colin Jost
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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If there’s one trait that makes someone well-suited to comedy, it’s being able to take a punch - metaphorically and, occasionally, physically. Told with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, A Very Punchable Face reveals the brilliant mind behind some of the dumbest sketches on television, and lays bare the heart and humor of a hardworking guy - with a face you can’t help but want to punch.
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Amazing
- By Erin E. Kace on 07-27-20
By: Colin Jost
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Wildflower
- By: Drew Barrymore
- Narrated by: Drew Barrymore
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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Wildflower is a portrait of Drew's life in stories as she looks back on the adventures, challenges, and incredible experiences of her earlier years. It includes tales of living on her own at 14 (and how laundry may have saved her life), getting stuck in a gas station overhang on a cross-country road trip, saying good-bye to her father in a way only he could have understood, and many more adventures and lessons that have led her to the successful, happy, and healthy place she is today.
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Hold the shrieking !
- By Dawne on 11-27-15
By: Drew Barrymore
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Chicken Soup for the Preteen Soul
- Stories of Changes, Choices, and Growing Up for Kids Ages 9-13
- By: Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen, Patty Hansen, and others
- Narrated by: Mark Victor Hansen, Patty Hansen, Irene Dunlap
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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Our preteen years, ages nine to 13, can present some of the most difficult times in our young lives, a period of tremendous physical and emotional change. We're eager to leave the "kid" stage, yet we're uncertain about what adolescence will bring; we start hearing the familiar refrain "wait until you're older" far too often. Chicken Soup for the Preteen Soul is a companion guide for these transitional years.
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Great for children!
- By T Renaud on 01-04-15
By: Jack Canfield, and others
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The Undocumented Americans
- By: Karla Cornejo Villavicencio
- Narrated by: Karla Cornejo Villavicencio
- Length: 4 hrs and 53 mins
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Writer Karla Cornejo Villavicencio was on DACA when she decided to write about being undocumented for the first time using her own name. It was right after the election of 2016, the day she realized the story she'd tried to steer clear of was the only one she wanted to tell. So she wrote her immigration lawyer's phone number on her hand in Sharpie and embarked on a trip across the country to tell the stories of her fellow undocumented immigrants—and to find the hidden key to her own.
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Raw, heartbreaking - we can do better by others
- By RapaciousReader on 04-11-20
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Better Than Chocolate
- By: Sheila Roberts
- Narrated by: Gayle Hendrix
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
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Sweet Dreams Chocolate Company has been in the Sterling family for generations, ever since Great-Grandma Rose literally dreamed up her first fabulous recipe. But now it looks as if they're about to lose Sweet Dreams to the bank - and that would be a disaster, not only for the family but for the town of Icicle Falls, Washington. Can Samantha, the oldest daughter and new head of the company, come up with a way to save it? After Samantha does some brainstorming with her mother and sisters, inspiration strikes.
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No consent!
- By R. Hernandez on 10-01-19
By: Sheila Roberts
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#IMomSoHard
- By: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Narrated by: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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IRelateSoHard
- By Peekablue on 04-20-19
By: Kristin Hensley, and others
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The World's Largest Man
- A Memoir
- By: Harrison Scott Key
- Narrated by: Harrison Scott Key
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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Harrison Scott Key was born in Memphis, but he grew up in Mississippi, among pious, Bible-reading women and men who either shot things or got women pregnant. At the center of his world was his larger-than-life father - a hunter, a fighter, and a football coach. Harrison, with his love of books and excessive interest in hugging, couldn't have been less like Pop, and when it became clear that he was not able to kill anything very well or otherwise make his father happy, he resolved to become everything his father was not.
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I laughed every day to and from work. Loved it!
- By KufRN on 06-06-18
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Something She's Not Telling Us
- A Novel
- By: Darcey Bell
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny, Carly Robins, Pete Simonelli, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
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Charlotte has everything in life that she ever could have hoped for: a doting, artistic husband, a small-but-thriving flower shop, and her sweet, smart five-year-old daughter, Daisy. Her relationship with her mother might be strained, but the distance between them helps. And her younger brother Rocco may have horrible taste in women, but when he introduces his new girlfriend to Charlotte and her family, they are cautiously optimistic that she could be The One. Daisy seems to love Ruth, and she can’t be any worse than the klepto Rocco brought home the last time.
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Should be "Something Almost Happened"
- By Kimberly Wasilewski on 05-03-20
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- By: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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self absorbed
- By D D H on 06-15-19
By: Jen Lancaster
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- Kevin Almiron
- 04-05-23
Haha loved it!
Haha very funny compilation of jokes! there are stories as well and plays very well with it!
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- Butterflywings09
- 02-23-24
Wholesome fun!
This audiobook is a complete delight! It is exactly what it says it is, funny dad jokes. This is fun for the whole family and also a great way for the "dad" in your life to stock up on some more dad jokes and ice breakers. This audiobook is very entertaining and I highly recommend it.
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- The W Fam
- 03-25-23
Just fun!
This is just a wholesome, fun and enjoyable audiobook. Great for the entire family! The narrator does a terrific job as well. Totally recommend!
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- Anonymous User
- 03-03-23
Funny Dad Jokes
As a new dad, I was worried about finding ways to bond with my kids and make them laugh. That's when I stumbled upon Fathers Memorable Jokes audiobook, and it's been a game-changer for our family. Not only have I become the king of puns, but my kids are now excited to spend time with me and hear my latest jokes. Thanks to this audiobook, I've discovered the power of dad jokes, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
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- Maria G.
- 12-20-23
Tons of fun and laughs
This book is a treasure trove for any dad looking to keep their humor fresh and engaging. This book goes beyond the usual dad joke territory, offering a wide range of themes and subject matter. It's full of puns and one liners to delight and embarrass your kids.
But it's more than just a joke book, it's actually a toolkit for creating memorable, joyful moments with your family. It's perfect for dads looking to inject some lighthearted fun into their parenting and those wanting to share a laugh and strengthen family bonds.
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- barking budgie
- 03-29-23
Groan
I loved this book and all its Dad jokes and the groans they elicit. I liked the short jokes best. I'd recommend this book to anyone who needs a laugh or a good groan,
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- Dillin
- 05-10-23
Funny!
Fathers Memorable Jokes: Dad and His Jokes by Alfie Thomas is a hilarious and entertaining audiobook that all dads need to listen to. This audiobook is jam-packed with over 1,200 dad jokes that all dads can use to entertain their children, friends, and family.
The audiobook is divided into fourteen chapters, each with a unique joke theme. From animal antics to science-based fun, there is a joke for every occasion. The author's writing style is conversational and engaging, making it easy to listen to and understand.
What sets this audiobook apart is its clean humor that won't cause any offense. All jokes are appropriate for all ages, making it a great gift for any dad. The author's emphasis on the benefits of dad jokes on the brain is noteworthy. These jokes have been proven to help with creative thinking and problem-solving skills.
Another standout aspect of this audiobook is its significance in strengthening family bonds. The author emphasizes the importance of spending time together as a family, away from screens, and having a good laugh.
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- Donna D. Lewis
- 03-30-23
Great gift for a father to be!
Fun book for fathers. Cute jokes to share with your children and others. Heart warming book that the author relates to his relationship with his own father. The book also discusses the role of humor in a happy life. Good read.
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- Nathan Rants
- 04-02-23
Funny and informative
I liked how the chapters opened with a bit of explanation about jokes and how to deliver them. Then the author hit us with dad jokes. They were harmless mostly, nothing offensive but a few toed the line.
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- Barry Scheurweghs
- 12-12-23
Fathers Memorable Jokes Dad and His Jokes
Father's Memorable Jokes, Dad and His Jokes, this audiobook is so funny. I will listen to it many times in 2024.
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