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Penelope Bloom
About this listen
Wall Street Journal bestselling author Penelope Bloom returns with a laugh-out-loud office romance about two sworn enemies who bash heads until sparks fly.
For some reason, my new boss has it out to get me.
Innocent little me? I'm just a petite, talented, darling little thorn in his side. Okay, my words, not his.
But he can't fire me unless I quit—long story. The joke's on him because I couldn't even quit chewing gum, let alone my dream job. So, I thought I had it handled.
I could survive the new boss, along with his icy dreamboat eyes and buns of steel (how he got a stick so far up a rear that tight remains a mystery). I could even endure sharing an office with heartless Mr. Heartthrob. Easy—ish.
But then I drunkenly made the challenge that changed everything. I told him I could make an interview with an arrogant jerk like him sell. His answer? Prove it.
If I fail, he gets what he wants, and I quit. If I succeed, he backs off for good.
Even if I see there's more to him with each interview, the plan is still simple. Nail the story, keep hating the boss, and finally get him off my back. At least it seemed simple until we were eating cheap takeout pizza and watching romcoms together in his bed.
What was that plan again? Write the story, nail the boss, and then he gets me on my back?
Sincerely, Up Yours is a full-length enemies-to-lovers office romance with laugh-out-loud slow-burn goodness. The bosshole to end all bossholes can't afford to fall for his smart-mouthed, strong-willed employee, but fate has other plans.
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I can explain the want ads for saucy male companionship I'm posting. I can even explain pretending to date the city's most notorious playboy. They say revenge is a dish best-served cold, but mine is going to be spicy, sizzling, and hilariously humiliating. My ex, Vaughn, cheated, stole from me, and worse. I refused to be the lovable, heartbroken heroine who hides under a pile of tissues and ice cream pints. Oh no, not me.
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Books
- By bets on 09-05-24
By: Penelope Bloom
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One Frosty Pucking Meet Cute
- Frosty Harbor, Book 1
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: Emma Wilder, Xander Marceaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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My teammates can't know how much she tempts me. Her brother certainly can't know the things I'm imagining doing to her. We'll both keep pretending we're just having fun, even when she winds up sharing my bed in secret. We both agree it's harmless. Just casual. But when her old life comes calling, will I keep pretending, or will I put it all on the line?
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Boring
- By Rebecca Ponders on 07-15-24
By: Penelope Bloom
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His Banana
- Objects of Attraction Series, Book 1
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: C. J. Bloom, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break... No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict. Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too....I even swallowed. I know. Bad, bad, girl. Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression. I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter.
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Fun, Funny and Sexy!
- By Kindle Customer on 01-08-19
By: Penelope Bloom
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Fireball
- Bridges and Bitters, Book 1
- By: Lainey Davis
- Narrated by: Ehlen Valentine, Alastair Haynesbridge
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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People always like me. It's kind of my thing. All the employees at my tech startup think I'm the best boss, and the community partners and investors I woo not only trust, but adore me. Everyone likes me, except him. I may have been caught off guard when I accidentally insulted AJ Trachtenberg, but I'm pulling out all the stops trying to make it up to him…and it’s not working. Offering his students a swanky field trip doesn't win him over—it only seems to make him grumpier.
By: Lainey Davis
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New Orleans Rush
- By: Kelly Siskind
- Narrated by: Holly Fielding
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Beatrice Baker may be a struggling artist, but she believes all hardships have silver linings...until she follows her boyfriend to New Orleans and finds him with another woman. Instead of turning those lemons into lemonade, she drinks lemon drop martinis and keys the wrong man's car. Now she works for Huxley Marlow of the Marvelous Marlow Boys, getting shoved in boxes as an on-stage magician's assistant. A cool job for some, but Bea's been coerced into the role to cover her debt. She also maybe fantasizes about her boss' adept hands and what else they can do
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Light fluffy read
- By Megan Wells on 10-01-19
By: Kelly Siskind
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Highland Games
- The Kinloch Series, Book 1
- By: Evie Alexander
- Narrated by: Evie Alexander
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Inheriting a cabin in a remote corner of Scotland, sunny Zoe ditches the big city and heads for the Highlands. But her fantasies are shattered by reality. The roof leaks, there’s no front door, and her scorching hot neighbor wants her gone.
By: Evie Alexander
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Rescued by a Bad Boy
- By: Kait Nolan
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden, Ryan West
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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What's a little marriage between friends? Mia has been Braxton's best friend for years. Even when they no longer lived in the same foster family, even after he'd aged out of the system, he'd continued to look out for the one person who got under his skin and made him care. For the last six years, Mia's been keeping her head down, putting one foot in front of the other, unable to trust anyone with her secrets—including the foster brother who's been the one bright spot in her life, as well as her secret crush.
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This whetted my appetite for more.
- By Diane Blaser on 03-01-24
By: Kait Nolan
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The Copper Valley Thrusters Origin Series
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Aiden Snow, Erin Mallon, and others
- Length: 22 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Mister McHottie is the hilariously sexy prequel to the Copper Valley Thrusters series, where you’ll first meet the twin tank hockey players who inspired the next books. It comes complete with an organic happy-ever-after (or seven), a Bratwurst Wagon, ill-advised office pranks between a billionaire boss and the woman he tormented as a child, and no cheating or cliffhangers.
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Love this series
- By Avid Reader on 01-30-22
By: Pippa Grant
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Single Dad's Virgin
- A Fake Marriage Romance
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: William LeRoy, Minnie Atwood
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Housekeeper for a stunningly handsome, male-model billionaire? Yep, that’s my job and it’s as dreamy as it sounds. I get to live in his ridiculously huge mansion, and all I have to do is take care of his mom and daughter, who are practically family. To top it off, the notoriously bossy Mr. King has been away for business since I started. But he came home today. Liam King looks like he stepped out of a GQ magazine, and the way he undresses me with his eyes should be illegal. He ignites my body. Every part of it. But It doesn’t matter how tempting he is. I can’t have him.
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Great book
- By Donna on 06-28-19
By: Penelope Bloom
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My (Mostly) Secret Baby
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: Benjamin D. Walker, Veronica Landon
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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You know that instinct to run when something bad is coming? Yeah. I apparently missed out on that one. Because when Damon Rose came, instead of running, I got pregnant.
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DamonTries To Handle Chelsea HA!
- By Romance Junkie 2.0 on 04-14-23
By: Penelope Bloom
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The Boston Tomcats Collection
- By: Kayley Loring, Connor Crais
- Narrated by: Connor Crais, Emma Wilder, Desiree Ketchum, and others
- Length: 25 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Treat yourself to three funny, spicy full-length sports romance novels written by a dude who loves football and a chick who’s still trying to figure it out.
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Pretty good
- By Ashley Gandee on 01-23-25
By: Kayley Loring, and others
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Mister McHottie
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Aiden Snow
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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There are three things I hate: Bratwurst in any form, my neighbors boinking like farm animals at 3 AM, and Chase Jett. Mostly I hate Chase Jett. It's been 10 years since he took my virginity - I'd make a bratwurst joke, but the unfortunate truth is that it would have to be a brat-best joke, and yes, it kills me to admit that - and now he's not only a billionaire, he's also my new boss.
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seriously funny book
- By TALIA on 08-21-19
By: Pippa Grant
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Single Dad's Hostage
- A Fake Marriage Romance
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: Minnie Atwood, William LeRoy
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Dean Sharp is a breathtakingly gorgeous, arrogant, and an asshole. At least that’s my first impression when he knocks out my abusive boyfriend. When we get home, I know my boyfriend’s going to make me pay for what Dean did. But Dean Sharp isn’t done meddling in my life. He grabs me from outside my motel, throws me in his car, and says I’m his hostage. He doesn’t want money, though. He wants me to pretend to be his fiancee so his daughter and brothers don’t suspect anything. And he says he won’t let me go until he’s sure I’ll never go back to my abusive boyfriend.
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if I could give this negative 1,000 Stars I would!
- By Kindle Customer on 08-12-22
By: Penelope Bloom
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Dirty Dom
- A Bad Boy Mafia Romance
- By: Willow Winters
- Narrated by: Samantha Prescott, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Dominic Valetti is only interested in two things: getting paid and getting laid. He's a bookie for the Valetti crime family, and he knows his shit. Dom's busy doing business, no time to dabble in social niceties. The women that chase after him wanting more than a dirty, hard f--k are only gonna get their hearts broken. That is, until Becca stumbles into his office to pay off her ex's debt. A hot brunette who's just as guarded as he is and has a body made for sin...and for him.
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Good story, hot Dom
- By AudieLover on 08-18-17
By: Willow Winters
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The Worst Wedding Date
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Ryan West
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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I didn’t know bridesmaid was code for babysitter for the bride’s brother, but if that’s what my best friend needs of me for her dream wedding to go off without a hitch, that’s what I’ll do. Even if Theo Monroe has been a pain in my rear since third grade. Even if he should be responsible enough to not wreak havoc at his sister’s destination wedding.
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I laughed, I cried, I sneezed 😂
- By Amanda on 04-22-23
By: Pippa Grant
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Sexton Brothers Boxed Set, Books 1-3
- By: Lauren Runow, Jeannine Colette
- Narrated by: Amelie Griffin, Alex Kydd
- Length: 34 hrs and 29 mins
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Run away with the Racer. Fall in love with the Suit. Hide away with the Artist. Feel your heart race with these sexy brothers, and the kick ass heroines they fall in love with, all in one boxset!
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Well developed stories that draw you in.
- By His Girl on 08-11-24
By: Lauren Runow, and others
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Throttled
- Dirty Air, Book 1
- By: Lauren Asher
- Narrated by: Ramona Master, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Noah Slade is a Formula 1 legend in the making. Focused. Unapproachable. Ruthless on and off the track. A man with walls higher than the Grand Canyon. And my brother's new teammate. I want more of the prince who disguises himself as the villain. But while I crave a happy ending, he wants to destroy his. Maya Alatorre is a forbidden temptation. An ambitious post-grad I should stay far away from. And chaos wrapped with a bow. We're a ticking time bomb, about one wrong move away from exploding. I want to trip the wire, detonating together in passion and pain.
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Great!
- By Harry Cheng on 05-12-23
By: Lauren Asher
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The Fake Wedding Project
- A Novel
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Connor Crais, CJ Bloom
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Faking an engagement to my secret high school crush was not on my to-do list when I landed for a short visit home. But when Amanda Anderson announces that she’s my fiancée, I take a leap and play along with the farce. Why? Because the Capulets and Montagues have nothing on the Andersons and Silvers of Tinsel, Michigan. In the name of bringing peace to our Christmas-themed hometown and ourselves, we’ll play the part of Romeo and Juliet.
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Xmas-themed hometown, family feuds, fake engagemen
- By emily_minnesota on 10-08-24
By: Pippa Grant