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Penelope Bloom
About this listen
Wall Street Journal bestselling author Penelope Bloom returns with a laugh-out-loud office romance about two sworn enemies who bash heads until sparks fly.
For some reason, my new boss has it out to get me.
Innocent little me? I'm just a petite, talented, darling little thorn in his side. Okay, my words, not his.
But he can't fire me unless I quit—long story. The joke's on him because I couldn't even quit chewing gum, let alone my dream job. So, I thought I had it handled.
I could survive the new boss, along with his icy dreamboat eyes and buns of steel (how he got a stick so far up a rear that tight remains a mystery). I could even endure sharing an office with heartless Mr. Heartthrob. Easy—ish.
But then I drunkenly made the challenge that changed everything. I told him I could make an interview with an arrogant jerk like him sell. His answer? Prove it.
If I fail, he gets what he wants, and I quit. If I succeed, he backs off for good.
Even if I see there's more to him with each interview, the plan is still simple. Nail the story, keep hating the boss, and finally get him off my back. At least it seemed simple until we were eating cheap takeout pizza and watching romcoms together in his bed.
What was that plan again? Write the story, nail the boss, and then he gets me on my back?
Sincerely, Up Yours is a full-length enemies-to-lovers office romance with laugh-out-loud slow-burn goodness. The bosshole to end all bossholes can't afford to fall for his smart-mouthed, strong-willed employee, but fate has other plans.
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Fireball
- Bridges and Bitters, Book 1
- By: Lainey Davis
- Narrated by: Ehlen Valentine, Alastair Haynesbridge
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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People always like me. It's kind of my thing. All the employees at my tech startup think I'm the best boss, and the community partners and investors I woo not only trust, but adore me. Everyone likes me, except him. I may have been caught off guard when I accidentally insulted AJ Trachtenberg, but I'm pulling out all the stops trying to make it up to him…and it’s not working. Offering his students a swanky field trip doesn't win him over—it only seems to make him grumpier.
By: Lainey Davis
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Rules of Engagement
- By: J.T. Geissinger
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Andi Arndt
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Maddie McRae earns her living helping other people fall in love. Dubbed the Wedding Whisperer due to her success getting couples down the aisle, the sweet Southern belle knows the foundation of wedded bliss is built on similarities. Opposites might attract, but they don't stay together. Enter Mason Spark. Rude, arrogant, and notoriously allergic to monogamy, the hottest quarterback in the NFL is Maddie's polar opposite. He's also her new client. Her gorgeous, infuriating new client who's paying her an outrageous sum of money to find him a fake wife.
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J. T. Geissinger amazing as always
- By Joanne Branscum on 10-04-22
By: J.T. Geissinger
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New Orleans Rush
- By: Kelly Siskind
- Narrated by: Holly Fielding
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Beatrice Baker may be a struggling artist, but she believes all hardships have silver linings...until she follows her boyfriend to New Orleans and finds him with another woman. Instead of turning those lemons into lemonade, she drinks lemon drop martinis and keys the wrong man's car. Now she works for Huxley Marlow of the Marvelous Marlow Boys, getting shoved in boxes as an on-stage magician's assistant. A cool job for some, but Bea's been coerced into the role to cover her debt. She also maybe fantasizes about her boss' adept hands and what else they can do
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Light fluffy read
- By Megan Wells on 10-01-19
By: Kelly Siskind
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Highland Games
- The Kinloch Series, Book 1
- By: Evie Alexander
- Narrated by: Evie Alexander
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Inheriting a cabin in a remote corner of Scotland, sunny Zoe ditches the big city and heads for the Highlands. But her fantasies are shattered by reality. The roof leaks, there’s no front door, and her scorching hot neighbor wants her gone.
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Wonderfully Funny Romance
- By Cynthia Day on 03-12-25
By: Evie Alexander
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Rescued by a Bad Boy
- By: Kait Nolan
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden, Ryan West
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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What's a little marriage between friends? Mia has been Braxton's best friend for years. Even when they no longer lived in the same foster family, even after he'd aged out of the system, he'd continued to look out for the one person who got under his skin and made him care. For the last six years, Mia's been keeping her head down, putting one foot in front of the other, unable to trust anyone with her secrets—including the foster brother who's been the one bright spot in her life, as well as her secret crush.
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This whetted my appetite for more.
- By Diane Blaser on 03-01-24
By: Kait Nolan
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Single Dad's Virgin
- A Fake Marriage Romance
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: William LeRoy, Minnie Atwood
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Housekeeper for a stunningly handsome, male-model billionaire? Yep, that’s my job and it’s as dreamy as it sounds. I get to live in his ridiculously huge mansion, and all I have to do is take care of his mom and daughter, who are practically family. To top it off, the notoriously bossy Mr. King has been away for business since I started. But he came home today. Liam King looks like he stepped out of a GQ magazine, and the way he undresses me with his eyes should be illegal. He ignites my body. Every part of it. But It doesn’t matter how tempting he is. I can’t have him.
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Great book
- By Donna on 06-28-19
By: Penelope Bloom
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Dirty Dom
- A Bad Boy Mafia Romance
- By: Willow Winters
- Narrated by: Samantha Prescott, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Dominic Valetti is only interested in two things: getting paid and getting laid. He's a bookie for the Valetti crime family, and he knows his shit. Dom's busy doing business, no time to dabble in social niceties. The women that chase after him wanting more than a dirty, hard f--k are only gonna get their hearts broken. That is, until Becca stumbles into his office to pay off her ex's debt. A hot brunette who's just as guarded as he is and has a body made for sin...and for him.
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Good story, hot Dom
- By AudieLover on 08-18-17
By: Willow Winters
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Sexton Brothers Boxed Set, Books 1-3
- By: Lauren Runow, Jeannine Colette
- Narrated by: Amelie Griffin, Alex Kydd
- Length: 34 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Run away with the Racer. Fall in love with the Suit. Hide away with the Artist. Feel your heart race with these sexy brothers, and the kick ass heroines they fall in love with, all in one boxset!
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Well developed stories that draw you in.
- By His Girl on 08-11-24
By: Lauren Runow, and others