Small Gods
Discworld, Book 13
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Andy Serkis
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Bill Nighy
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Peter Serafinowicz
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Terry Pratchett
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Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before
The audiobook of Small Gods is narrated by the BAFTA award-winning actor and director Andy Serkis (The Lord of the Rings; Planet of the Apes). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love Actually; Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace; Shaun of the Dead) stars as the voice of Death. Featuring a new theme tune composed by James Hannigan.
'You should do things because they're right. Not because gods say so. They might say something different another time.'
Religion is a competitive business in the Discworld. Everyone has their own opinion and their own gods, of every shape and size - all fighting for faith, followers, and a place at the top.
So when the great god Om accidentally manifests himself as a lowly tortoise, stripped of all divine power, it's clear he's become less important than he realised.
In such instances, you need an acolyte, and fast. Enter Brutha, the Chosen One - or at least the only One available. He wants peace, justice and love - but that's hard to achieve in a world where religion means power, and corruption reigns supreme...
'An intriguing satire on institutionalized religion corrupted by power . . .' Independent
'Deftly weaves themes of forgiveness, belief and spiritual regeneration' The Times
You can listen to the Discworld novels in any order, but Small Gods is a standalone.
The first book in the Discworld series - The Colour of Magic - was published in 1983. Some elements of the Discworld universe may reflect this.
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- Length: 14 hrs and 29 mins
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Udo's biggest problem isn't being a digger (that's low class), or staying drunk (that's damn expensive), or avoiding the Dwergaz (they're monsters), or even pissing off the supposed Gods. It's that his reality...well, it isn't what he thought. And now, he can't even afford to drink because his so-called friend Nicz is cutting into his business, digging up tin, iron, and copper. So Udo forms a new plan: clay. After all, clay jars are used to store everything: meat, herbs, and, his personal favorite, ale.
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I am confused.
- By Ahkia on 06-02-20
By: Joshua Gayou
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A Whole New World
- A Twisted Tale
- By: Liz Braswell, Disney Press
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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When Jafar steals the genie's lamp, he uses his first two wishes to become sultan and the most powerful sorcerer in the world. Agrabah lives in fear, waiting for his third and final wish. To stop the power-mad ruler, Aladdin and the deposed Princess Jasmine must unite the people of Agrabah in rebellion. But soon their fight for freedom threatens to tear the kingdom apart in a costly civil war. What happens next? A "street rat" becomes a leader. A princess becomes a revolutionary. And listeners will never look at the story of Aladdin in the same way again.
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Loved this!!!
- By Catherine E on 08-04-16
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The Red Wolf Conspiracy
- By: Robert V. S. Redick
- Narrated by: Michael Page
- Length: 19 hrs and 13 mins
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The Imperial Merchant Ship Chathrand is the last of her kind. Six hundred years old, the secrets of her construction long forgotten, the massive vessel dwarfs every other sailing craft in the world. It is a palace with sails, a floating outpost of the Empire of Arqual. And it is on its most vital mission yet: to deliver a young woman whose marriage will seal the peace between Arqual and its mortal enemy, the secretive Mzithrin Empire.
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Not Bad, not great.
- By Aerindel on 10-15-09
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Magic Casement
- A Man of His Word, Book 1
- By: Dave Duncan
- Narrated by: Mil Nicholson
- Length: 13 hrs and 20 mins
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Princess Inos lived an idyllic life in her fathers' sleepy, backwater kingdom, and she was best friends with her childhood companion, the stableboy, Rap. But when a prophecy seemed to say Inos should be married, she was exiled to the Impire to learn to be a lady. She was far away when Rap's magical talents began to emerge, and it was he who told her of the fate awaiting them both.
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One of my favorite Fantasy Series
- By Sean Dustman on 10-12-12
By: Dave Duncan
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Flight of the Eagles
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- By: Gilbert Morris
- Narrated by: Tim Lundeen
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
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Josh Adams, 14, awakes from a 50-year sleep. Ancient prophecy commands him and the other Sleepers to unite in battle against the evil priests and combat the doubt that threatens their faith.
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An excellent story of adventure and heroism.
- By Rex S. Vance on 02-16-19
By: Gilbert Morris
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The Sellsword
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- By: Cam Banks
- Narrated by: James Langton
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Strike the Anvil of Time! Vanderjack is a mercenary with a troubled past and a sword haunted by ghosts. Hired to rescue a nobleman's daughter from behind enemy lines, the sellsword finds himself a pivotal player in the liberation of Nordmaar from the Red Dragon army. The Chronicler is charged to use the ancient Anvil of Time to travel back along the river of time and find the lost stories that fell between the pages of the history books of Krynn in this new series created and guided by the creative mind of Tracy Hickman.
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Interesting story, alittle different at the end
- By Dennis on 04-16-13
By: Cam Banks
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The Reluctant Swordsman
- By: Dave Duncan
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Wallie Smith can feel the pain. He goes to the hospital, remembers the doctors and the commotion, but when he wakes up it all seems like a dream. However, if that was a dream how do you explain waking up in another body and in another world? Little Wallie finds himself in the physique of a barbarian swordsman, accompanied by both an eccentric priest babbling about the Goddess and a voluptuous slave girl. Is this a rude awakening or a dream come true?
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An enjoyable listen
- By Joe on 10-21-12
By: Dave Duncan
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The Spirit Thief
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- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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He's not just any thief. He’s the greatest thief of the age - and he’s also a wizard. And with the help of his partners - a swordsman with the most powerful magic sword in the world but no magical ability of his own, and a demonseed who can step through shadows and punch through walls - he’s going to put his plan into effect. The first step is to increase the size of the bounty on his head, so he’ll need to steal some big things. But he’ll start with somethingsmall. Something like a king....
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Entertaining light fantasy
- By Kindle Customer on 02-16-12
By: Rachel Aaron
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The Ninth Rain
- The Winnowing Flame Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Jen Williams
- Narrated by: Jot Davies
- Length: 20 hrs and 6 mins
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Jen Williams, acclaimed author of The Copper Cat trilogy, featuring The Copper Promise, The Iron Ghost and The Silver Tide, returns with the first in a blistering new trilogy. The great city of Ebora once glittered with gold. Now its streets are stalked by wolves. Tormalin the Oathless has no taste for sitting around waiting to die while the realm of his storied ancestors falls to pieces - talk about a guilt trip. Better to be amongst the living, where there are taverns full of women and wine.
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Couldn’t put it down!
- By Renae on 09-09-22
By: Jen Williams
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Deus Irae
- By: Roger Zelazny, Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Two masters of science fiction collaborate on one wild post-apocalyptic story. After World War III, the Servants of Wrath cult deified the mysterious Carlton Lufteufel, creator of the doomsday weapon that wiped out much of humanity. But to worship the man, they need an image of him as a god, and no one has ever seen him. So the high priests send a limbless master painter named Tibor McMasters into the wilderness on a mission to find Lufteufel and capture his likeness.
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Satirical apocalypse or apocalyptic satire?
- By Jacob on 06-30-17
By: Roger Zelazny, and others
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Prince of Thorns
- By: Mark Lawrence
- Narrated by: James Clamp
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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Author Mark Lawrence has won over audiences everywhere with Prince of Thorns, his exciting debut novel. Nine-year-old Prince Jorg is forced to watch as his mother and brother are slaughtered. Fleeing the palace, Jorg joins a bloodthirsty band of thugs. But he’s determined to take back what’s rightfully his, so he returns to the castle a few years later - unaware of the dark and powerful magic that awaits.
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It sticks in your head.
- By Door on 09-07-13
By: Mark Lawrence
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The House of the Stag
- By: Kage Baker
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
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Before the Riders came to their remote valley, the Yendri led a tranquil, pastoral life. When the Riders conquered and enslaved them, only a few escaped to the forests. Rebellion wasn't the Yendri way; they hid, or passively resisted, taking consolation in the prophecies of their spiritual leader. Only one possessed the necessary rage to fight back: Gard the foundling, half-demon, who began a one-man guerrilla war against the Riders.
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Delightfully humorous
- By Katherine on 09-09-11
By: Kage Baker
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What listeners say about Small Gods
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- Amitra
- 05-07-22
Wonderful telling of one of Pratchett's best
I've loved this book since it came out. It's one of the best Discworld novels. I was very happy to know that it was finally going to get the performance it deserved. The reader absolutely did it justice, with solid voices for all characters. Maybe not always the voice I thought (especially Didactylus) but it absolutely worked. Loved it.
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- Yvette MD
- 06-10-22
Andy Serkis brings new joy to one of my favorite Pratchett Books
One of my favorite Discworld books. Andy Serkis does a fantastic job of narrating this fantasy classic.
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- Rowdy
- 08-05-22
An excellent standalone Discworld novel and a wonderful production
I’m beyond thrilled to have new audiobook recordings of the Discworld novels being released, and I chose to dip into them first with Small Gods. Andy Serkis delivered a solid performance, and while the novel has a bit of a slower start, it’s full of the wry wit, cutting allegory, and incredible world-building that Sir Terry has always been known for. GNU Terry Pratchett.
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- TripToc
- 12-08-22
Stunning performance, difficult subject matter
This was an outstanding performance by some of my favorite artists, however the book wasn’t my favorite of Sir Terry’s. It’s incredibly intelligent, poignant, and highly relevant, but perhaps not what *I* needed in terms of a Terry Pratchett fix. This shouldn’t deter anyone, it’s just a heads up that this novel deals with some serious examples of religious persecution, torture, and warfare that are extra serious to me as a historian because many more atrocities of this nature actually have taken place in the past and, in some places, are taking place today.
That being said, Pratchett wrote beautifully on the subject and brilliantly used his skills to shed light on the nature of religious extremism and persecution. Definitely relevant, definitely intelligent, just darker and more “real” than I perhaps wanted.
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- Amanda
- 05-20-23
perfection
The genius of Pratchett paired with an incredible performance by Andy Serkis. Loved every second.
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- Adam H
- 04-29-24
Decent fantasy novel but not enough to want to read the rest of Discword
The story allows for some decent laughs about the absurdity of religion. Reminded me of some Neil Gaiman, maybe Neverwhere (which I didn't like as much rereading as an adult as I did a teenager) crossed with American Gods.
I realize that this book is pretty much in the middle of the epic but I felt like it wasn't cohesive enough for me to want to go to the beginning in the Disc World series, but most of that is because of how epic the epic is -- ain't got time for that.
Narration was great.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-29-24
Great talent
I was amazed at the talent of Andy Serkis, he completely dissolved into every character with a unique voice for each
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- Mootanonamoose
- 10-08-22
Pratchett is a master storyteller!
Love this author! He has a unique and fun way to unfurl a tale. The voice acting was superb as well!
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- iopele
- 05-28-22
Almost perfect
I did find the pause and music at the start and end of the footnotes distracting and it honestly got pretty annoying. Other than that bit of nitpicking, I did love this version. Small Gods is my favorite book, not just my favorite Discworld book, and I must've listened to the former version 15 times. I like Om's voice so much better here. Death sounds fantastic. I highly record this version!
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- Kip Price
- 06-07-22
Satire of Biblical proportions
A bit of a slow start, but once it gets going about an hour or so in and it picks up and doesn’t stop and will have you enthralled till the end.
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