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Narrated by:
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Alex Papps
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By:
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J.A. Mawter
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Jellyfish undies, foot rot, pongy pigeon poo and gagging armpit odour. Just when you thought J.A. Mawter couldn't get any sicker, she does. So Gross! and So Feral! were bad enough, wait till you read So Sick! Another collection of foul, funny and wicked stories that will scramble your guts. How sick is that?
©2003 J. A. Mawter (P)2007 Bolinda PublishingEditorial reviews
"Jellyfish undies suck. But not as much as seaweed undies," writes J.A. Mawter in So Sick. "Now, they tickle your nads… and make you want to re-arrange your skin!" Part of Mawter’s So Gross series, So Sick, is another collection of laugh-out-loud stories for boys.
Voiced in a friendly, casual manner by Alex Papps, Mawter’s stories feature titles like "Pee Pee Poo" and "Footrot Fair" that give you an idea of the toilet humor the author excels at. Some of the slang may be difficult for kids outside of Australia to understand at first, but the nimble inflections of Papps’ delivery, which register the excitement and incredulousness of Mawter’s descriptions, will ably guide those listeners.Critic reviews
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