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Jennifer Pratt
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Christina Engela
About this listen
Launch into space, the future, and beyond!
Enjoy a humorous look at life in space through the eyes of some colorful characters in this collection of five unique sci-fi tales by Christina Engela, spanning everything from adventure to suspense to comedy, and then back again!
Does space really suck? Find out here!
©2019, 2020, 2021 Christina Engela (P)2023 Christina EngelaListeners also enjoyed...
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Boring
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Chain of Command
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Not well written and terrible narration
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Implacable
- The Belt
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Every corporation looks after its bottom line, but sometimes a corporation thinks it's an empire. The Mid-System Trading Company wants The Belt, and they don't care who they have to bribe or kill to get it. Their plans go south when a group of pirates hijacks the wrong shipment.
Fearing their plan will be exposed, MSTC hires an assassin to kill the pirates and retrieve the stolen weapons.
Sometimes, though, assassins can have consciences, pirates can be good guys, and battle armor can think it's an anime character.
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Fresh Sci-Fi,Mil book that stands alone
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Contains books one and two of The Acheron series: The Acheron and The Prodigal. Sandi and Ash never set out to be heroes. She joined the Fleet to please her mother, the Admiral. He signed up to escape the grinding poverty of the Housing Blocks. And the unlikely friends envisioned boring, peacetime careers as shuttle pilots. The Tahni Imperium had other ideas.
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Gritty and Dank. Just how war stories should be..
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Earth's First Starfighter Omnibus: Books 1-4
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The aliens tested humans on an individual basis for miner rentals. Do well on your pilot test, get a spaceship, sign up with a corp, and you can mine the belt. For a puddle-jumper pilot like me, yeah, I was so interested I became obsessed. When I finally tested, I performed above and beyond, being offered a contract for some better than a miner - Earth's First Starfighter.
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When's the movie?!
- By Mark on 03-01-25
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The Alpha Protocol
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- By: Duncan M. Hamilton
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Naval Officer Jack Samson thought a posting to the frontier of human-inhabited space was the death blow to his career. He couldn't have been more wrong. A routine inspection of a small merchant vessel leads to devastating loss and the discovery of strange, fascinating objects. As astonishing discoveries unfold, a mysterious and hostile ship proves that Samson has a competitor in unlocking the secrets of an ancient alien civilization and that humanity might not be alone in the galaxy after all.
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A not bad first contact novel
- By Jesse on 07-14-21
Critic reviews
"It’s refreshing to read some old-school action sci-fi that works more on the story than the plausibility of the sciences in it." (Anike Kirsten, author of Of Beasts and Men)
"Christina Engela has one of the most unique and captivating styles I’ve encountered in science fiction. Elements of the thriller, fantasy/horror and big dollops of Douglas Adamsesque humor combine with hard science to make a winning and highly readable blend." (Alex S. Johnson, author of The Doom Hippies)
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- Georgia McNabb
- 01-07-23
5 Separate Short Stories
These a 5 Stories that are unrelated to each other. I personally enjoyed this book and think other people will also. The actual Blurb describing this book is quite on point and I do not have much more to add. The Narrator does a Great job with the various characters voices and the entire storyline on all 5 Stories.
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