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Taylor the Tooting Turkey
- A Story About a Turkey Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Publisher's summary
Warning: This book may cause tooting.
Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it. It's just the way she is. She explains that it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot.
A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.
Perfect for Thanksgiving or anytime of the year!
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