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Fairy the Farting Unicorn
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Fairy the Farting Unicorn
- A Funny Kid's Book About a Unicorn Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 10)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 10
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- Release date: 02-05-21
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Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
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Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
- A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 12)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 12
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-12-21
- Language: English
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Gus the Gassy Ghost
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Gus the Gassy Ghost
- A Funny Rhyming Halloween Story Picture Book for Kids and Adults About a Farting Ghost, Early Reader
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 25
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 04-26-21
- Language: English
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Frank the Farting Flamingo
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for farts....
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Frank the Farting Flamingo
- A Story About a Flamingo Who Farts
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 2
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 01-13-21
- Language: English
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer
- Farting Adventures, Book 3
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- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 8
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Fritz is an excellent reindeer, except for one small problem: He has gas. And leading up to the big day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come....
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Great story but kids want pictures.
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer
- Farting Adventures, Book 3
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 3
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- Release date: 01-21-21
- Language: English
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey
- A Story About a Turkey Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 1)
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- Length: 4 mins
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5 out of 5 stars
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey
- A Story About a Turkey Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 1
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 12-14-20
- Language: English
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Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
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- Length: 5 mins
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Meet Pete the Pooting Pufferfish, who is on a mission to find acceptance....
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Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
- A Story About a Fish Who Poots (Farts) (Farting Adventures, Book 11)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 11
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 02-12-21
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Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
- A Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book for Kids About a Farting Leprechaun, Perfect for St. Patrick's Day (Farting Adventures, Book 17)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Liam, the leprechaun, loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day....
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Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
- A Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book for Kids About a Farting Leprechaun, Perfect for St. Patrick's Day (Farting Adventures, Book 17)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 17
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 03-02-21
- Language: English
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Buddy the Burping Bunny
- Farting Adventures, Book 19
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Come along with Buddy the Burping Bunny on a funny adventure! Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny story gift book. The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter....
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Buddy the Burping Bunny
- Farting Adventures, Book 19
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 19
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars
- A Story About Turkeys Who Fart
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 3 mins
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey is back. This time, Taylor brings along two turkey friends for an adventure! Max and Austin have just arrived at the farm, but they soon find out that they're not the only ones that can toot....
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Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars
- A Story About Turkeys Who Fart
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 5
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 01-19-21
- Language: English
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Book of Bunny Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 20
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Have you ever wondered how the Easter Bunny manages to deliver all of those eggs? Well, he eats. A lot. Eating that much gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot, too. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release....
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Book of Bunny Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 20
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 20
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Poppy the Pooting Panda
- A Funny Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book About a Panda Bear That Farts (Farting Adventures 15)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Length: 4 mins
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My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda. I like to think I’m pretty smart. Though every time I try to eat, I poot and toot and fart. I love bamboo shoots, It is my favorite food. But pooting while you’re eating Is often seen as rude....
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Poppy the Pooting Panda
- A Funny Rhyming Read Aloud Story Book About a Panda Bear That Farts (Farting Adventures 15)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 15
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-19-21
- Language: English
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Glitter the Tooting Unicorn
- A Magical Story About a Unicorn Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 13)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Length: 4 mins
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It was a normal rainy day. I was so bored, with nothing to do. I couldn’t go outside to play. Little did I know that the most magical thing would happen to me! Share this unicorn story with loved ones....
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Glitter the Tooting Unicorn
- A Magical Story About a Unicorn Who Toots (Farting Adventures, Book 13)
- Narrated by: Renee Brame
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 13
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 02-25-21
- Language: English
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Felix the Farting Feline
- A Funny Rhyming, Early Reader Story for Kids and Adults About a Cat Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 28)
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- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Felix doesn’t get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, but suddenly he’d fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs....
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Felix the Farting Feline
- A Funny Rhyming, Early Reader Story for Kids and Adults About a Cat Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 28)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 28
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 05-13-21
- Language: English
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun
- A Funny Kid's Picture Book About a Leprechaun Who Farts and Escapes a Trap, Perfect St. Patrick's Day Gift for Boys and Girls (Farting Adventures 18)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun earns his name by escaping from a leprechaun trap, not just once but twice! How does he manage to escape? Lucky the Farting Leprechaun knows, and he wants you to find out in this silly story about a leprechaun who farts....
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Lucky the Farting Leprechaun
- A Funny Kid's Picture Book About a Leprechaun Who Farts and Escapes a Trap, Perfect St. Patrick's Day Gift for Boys and Girls (Farting Adventures 18)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 18
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 03-17-21
- Language: English
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Farting Without You Is Like...
- A Funny Perspective from a Dog Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 14)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 2 mins
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What do dogs think about when you leave them? Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0 to 100+....
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Farting Without You Is Like...
- A Funny Perspective from a Dog Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 14)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 14
- Length: 2 mins
- Release date: 02-17-21
- Language: English
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
- Farting Adventures, Book 8
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
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Fritz finds out how impactful his superpower can be! Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to children's homes? Listen to find out more....
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Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
- Farting Adventures, Book 8
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 8
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 04-15-21
- Language: English
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Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin
- A Story About a Creative Penguin Who Farts
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 3 mins
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Meet Artsy. He loves art. And he loves to fart. What happens when you combine the two? Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter....
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Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin
- A Story About a Creative Penguin Who Farts
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 4
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 01-13-21
- Language: English
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Cupid's Fart Arrows
- A Funny Farting Story Book For Kids About Cupid, Perfect Valentine's Day Gift (Farting Adventures, Book 16)
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 3 mins
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Cupid thinks it’s just another Valentine’s Day until there’s a farting tragedy. Listen to the book to find out what happens in this cute and funny adventure. Makes a perfect gift for a boy, girl, or a special person in your life....
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Cupid's Fart Arrows
- A Funny Farting Story Book For Kids About Cupid, Perfect Valentine's Day Gift (Farting Adventures, Book 16)
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 16
- Length: 3 mins
- Release date: 02-23-21
- Language: English
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Foxy the Fox’s Fourth of July Firework Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 22
- By: Humor Heals Us
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Foxy the Farting Fox shares a wide variety of his Fourth of July firework farts....
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Foxy the Fox’s Fourth of July Firework Farts
- Farting Adventures, Book 22
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Series: Farting Adventures, Book 22
- Length: 4 mins
- Release date: 05-14-21
- Language: English
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