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Douglas Scribner
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Adapted from the hilarious screenplay!
When Mark, a 20-something software developer, makes a mistake that compromises his relationship with the girl of his dreams, he’s surprised when he wins her back with an open and honest apology letter. After hearing the news, Bob, his best friend and fellow coder, begins to speculate that the email Mark wrote might actually contain a different kind of secret code, one that can hack human emotions. This leads the pair to anonymously sell their letters to their fellow verbally challenged brethren who just can’t seem to find the right words to say at the right times.
Before long, their site, WriteIt4Me.com, has taken off and they have more money than they know what to do with. Their girlfriends adore them, their business is successful, and they get to eat at their favorite restaurant, like, a lot. They are living the high life, but when people start to wonder who is behind these mysterious letters that can mend your broken relationship, get you laid, or even eulogize your dearly departed Aunt Millie at her funeral, their digital alter-egos start to threaten their very real lives. When a jealous contractor hacks the site and crosses the letters, chaos ensues and it’s all uploaded to YouTube for the world to see.
Find out what happens in this whimsical tale of romance, hacking, and Bitcoin.
©2019 Douglas Scribner (P)2019 Douglas ScribnerListeners also enjoyed...
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Rhiannon Hunter may have revolutionized romance in the digital world, but in real life she only swipes right on her career - and the occasional hookup. The cynical dating app creator controls her love life with a few key rules: nude pics are by invitation only; if someone stands you up, block them with extreme prejudice; protect your heart. Only there aren't any rules to govern her attraction to her newest match, former pro-football player Samson Lima. The sexy and seemingly sweet hunk woos her one magical night...and disappears.
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Great story, odd narrator choice
- By Maya on 09-03-19
By: Alisha Rai
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His Banana
- Objects of Attraction Series, Book 1
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: C. J. Bloom, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break... No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict. Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too....I even swallowed. I know. Bad, bad, girl. Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression. I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter.
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Fun, Funny and Sexy!
- By Kindle Customer on 01-08-19
By: Penelope Bloom
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L.A. Candy
- By: Lauren Conrad
- Narrated by: Lauren Conrad
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Los Angeles is all about the sweet life: hot clubs, cute guys, designer... everything. Nineteen-year-old Jane Roberts can't wait to start living it up. She may be in L.A. for an internship, but Jane plans to play as hard as she works, and has enlisted her BFF Scarlett to join in the fun. When Jane and Scarlett are approached by a producer who wants them to be on his new series, a "reality version of Sex and the City," they can hardly believe their luck. Their own show? Yes, please!
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Almost as entertaining as the MTV garbage
- By Monica on 05-02-12
By: Lauren Conrad
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The Love Study
- The Love Study, Book 1
- By: Kris Ripper
- Narrated by: Pete Cross
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Declan has commitment issues. He’s been an office temp for literally years now, and his friends delight in telling people that he left his last boyfriend at the altar. And that’s all true. But he’s starting to think that maybe it’s time to start working on his issues. When Declan meets Sidney - a popular nonbinary YouTuber with an advice show - an opportunity presents itself: as part of The Love Study, Declan will go on a series of dates arranged by Sidney and report back on how the date went in the next episode. The dates are…sort of blah.
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This book was like a hug
- By Outlaw on 09-30-20
By: Kris Ripper
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You Need a Bigger Sword
- A Gamelit Fantasy RPG Novel
- By: Natalie Grey, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Enter the world of Metamorphosis Online, a fully immersive video game where players compete for spots in the Global Top 10 - ranks that actually pay you to play the game. Gracie doesn't play the game to make money...at first. Broke, single, and working a crappy job as a blackjack dealer, Gracie's just blowing off steam and having fun. Can playing a new type of immersive game help her overcome real-life issues, or will it cause more problems?
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soundtrack
- By Kindle Customer on 02-08-20
By: Natalie Grey, and others
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Licked
- By: Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Luci Christian
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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As the owner of Licked, an eclectic ice creamery and bar, Ryleigh Phillips doesn't have time for that love stuff. Serving up Nibble My Nuts sundaes and Drunken Sailor boozy shakes are as close to an orgasmic affair as she's had in months thanks to her expanding empire - until the night of her 10-year high-school reunion. When Ryleigh's crush, gorgeous ex-football god Cameron Mathis, comes streaking into her life (literally - streaking), she begins to wonder if she really can have it all. Enter Hunter Morgan, the contractor in charge of Licked's renovations....
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❤🩶🖤
- By ariel dugger on 04-20-23
By: Brooke Blaine
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The Frame-Up
- The Golden Arrow Mysteries Series, Book 1
- By: Meghan Scott Molin
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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MG Martin lives and breathes geek culture. She works as a writer for the comic book company she idolized as a kid. But despite her love of hooded vigilantes, MG prefers her comics stay on the page. But when someone in LA starts recreating crime scenes from her favorite comic book, MG is the LAPD’s best - and only - lead. She recognizes the golden arrow left at the scene as the calling card of her favorite comic book hero. The thing is…superheroes aren’t real. Are they? When Detective Kildaire asks for her comic book expertise, MG is more than up for the adventure.
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Hit or Miss, Saved by the Narrator
- By Dubi on 02-06-19
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#1 Crush
- By: T Gephart
- Narrated by: Grace Grant
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Tia Monroe was smart, sassy, and successful. Sure, she could get a little crazy at times - life around Tia was never boring - but that was part of her appeal. And while she didn't see herself as classically beautiful, she had no shortage of options in the boyfriend department. She just hadn't found one who held her interest. Until she laid eyes on Eric Larsson, and then it was lust at first sight. He packed the perfect mix of smoldering sexy and unapologetic cool into his blond-haired, blue-eyed, ridiculously hot six-foot-four frame.
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Cute laugh out loud story
- By Amazon Customer on 07-20-17
By: T Gephart
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The Set Piece
- By: Catherine Lane
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
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Smart and athletic, Amy Kimball should have it all, but her life's in a tailspin. She's working two menial jobs to make ends meet, barely a paycheck away from financial disaster, and women aren't exactly lining up at her door. Enter soccer star Diego Torres, who's keeping a big secret: he's gay. His manager fears that if he's found out, his endorsements and his chance to play for the national team will evaporate into the wind.
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It's just not worth the time or money.
- By Kindle Customer on 12-07-22
By: Catherine Lane
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When Lightning Strikes
- Whiskey Creek, Book 1
- By: Brenda Novak
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Gail DeMarco left Whiskey Creek, California, to make a name for herself in Los Angeles. Her PR firm has accumulated a roster of A-list clients, including the biggest box office hit of all - sexy and unpredictable Simon O’Neal. But Simon, who’s just been through a turbulent divorce, is so busy self-destructing he won’t listen to anything she says. She drops him from her list - and he retaliates by taking the rest of her clients with him. Desperate to save her company, Gail has to humble herself by making a deal with Simon.
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worthwhile listen !
- By christine on 08-30-12
By: Brenda Novak
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Broken Things to Mend
- Power of the Matchmaker
- By: Karey White
- Narrated by: Laura Bannister
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Celia is in desperate need of a change - a change of scenery, a change of pace, and a complete redo of all relationships. Not knowing what else to do, she opens a map, closes her eyes, and lets fate decide her future. Then she packs her meager belongings and buys a one-way ticket to a little town on the fringes of Oregon's Deschutes National Forest called Sisters. She's wanted a family for years. Will she find one in Sisters?
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Courage and love
- By girl with her nose in a book on 05-13-16
By: Karey White
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Meet Cute Diary
- By: Emery Lee
- Narrated by: Logan Rozos
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Noah Ramirez thinks he’s an expert on romance. He has to be for his popular blog, the Meet Cute Diary, a collection of trans happily ever afters. There’s just one problem - all the stories are fake. What started as the fantasies of a trans boy afraid to step out of the closet has grown into a beacon of hope for trans listeners across the globe.
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I wish I liked it more than I did
- By Troy on 05-25-21
By: Emery Lee
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Marlowe Banks, Redesigned
- A Novel
- By: Jacqueline Firkins
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Marlowe Banks’s life has come apart at the seams. Her engagement ended abruptly. Her latest costume design was shredded by critics. Her student loans are overdue. Her parents have never been more disappointed. Desperate to hide from her failures, Marlowe flees New York City to embrace invisibility in Los Angeles as a menial Production Assistant on a popular TV show. While sorting socks and taking care of her boss’ spoiled Weimaraner, no one can confront her poor artistic choices or the end of her engagement, the end her ex refuses to accept.
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My Favorite Romance of the Year So Far!
- By Jon C on 02-02-23
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From Fan to Forever
- By: Tiana Warner
- Narrated by: Anastasia Watley
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Talented A-lister Cate Whitney is the gorgeous middle-aged movie star almost every lesbian has a crush on. Rachel Janssen, an introverted medical physics student, is no exception. So when her celebrity crush starts filming near her Vancouver apartment, she can't believe her luck. A chance encounter with Cate leads to a little swooning, small-talk, and a shock offer to help the star as a science consultant on her Marie Curie film. And, wait, could Cate actually be flirting with Rachel?
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Age Gap RomCom
- By Carolyn G. Manuel on 04-23-23
By: Tiana Warner