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The Dim-Witted Hitman: A Cruise Crime
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Publisher's summary
“Dimmie, my boy, it looks like you’re going on a luxury cruise.”
With those words, the hot-headed Irish mobster sends his best hitman to take out his old rival. He’ll never control the mob so long as Kerrick is alive.
Dimmie (short for Dim Wit) O’Malley, who has never been out of New York City, is trapped in a life he didn’t choose. With one misstep, he has a change of heart that puts his own life in danger.
A former mob boss, grieving the loss of his wife, refuses to stay in Witness Protection another day, and retires on a cruise ship. Having no idea he’s Dimmie’s next target, will his old skills save him in time? When their paths collide on a luxurious New England cruise ship, only one of them can leave the ship alive. Or will a Fate intervene?
You'll love this clean cruise ship crime story by the author of Murder on Deck, Peril in Paradise, and the best-selling Cruise Addict’s Wife series.
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In Montalbano's First Case and Other Stories, Andrea Camilleri has selected 21 short stories, written with his trademark wit and humor, that follow Italy's famous detective through highlight cases of his career. From the title story, featuring a young Deputy Montalbano newly assigned to Vigàta, to "Montalbano Says No", in which the inspector makes a late-night call to Camilleri himself to refuse an outlandish case, this volume is an essential addition to any fan's collection and a wonderful way to introduce listeners to the internationally best-selling series.
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THIS BOOK NEEDS TO BE LISTENED TO FIRST!!!
- By Reba on 12-31-16
By: Andrea Camilleri
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Manhattans and Murder
- The Murder, She Wrote Mysteries, Book 2
- By: Jessica Fletcher, Donald Bain
- Narrated by: Beth Porter
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Promoting her latest books brings best-selling mystery writer Jessica Fletcher to New York for Christmas. Her schedule includes book signings, chat-show appearances, department store shopping...and murder. But it all begins with a sidewalk Santa staring at Jessica with fear and recognition.
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A release of an older Donald Bain book in the series, thank goodness
- By Dorise on 02-01-19
By: Jessica Fletcher, and others
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The Christmas Club
- By: Barbara Hinske
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Verna Lind expects Christmas of 1952 to be the best holiday she’s had since the war ended. But as she’s leaving the bank, a frigid wind off Lake Erie catches her hard-earned Christmas club savings, whisking the bills into the busy streets of downtown Cleveland and devastating her plans. Strangers come to her aid, though no one anticipates the power of their chance encounter or the seeds of happiness Verna’s lost money will sow.
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True meaning of Christmas
- By Kelly on 12-01-23
By: Barbara Hinske
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And Then There Were Crumbs
- A Cookie House Mystery, Book 1
- By: Eve Calder
- Narrated by: Christa Lewis
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Kate McGuire’s life was sweet in Manhattan before she lost her restaurant job and fiancé both. But sometimes that’s just the way the cookie crumbles, and soon she finds herself starting from scratch in the island town of Coral Cay, Florida. It has everything she’s looking for: sunny beaches, friendly locals, and a Help Wanted sign in the bakery shop window. Once she convinces the shop’s crusty owner Sam Hepplewhite to hire her, Kate can’t tie on her apron fast enough. Little does she know that trouble, like warm dough, is on the rise.
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Pleasantly surprised
- By Indydog on 01-13-20
By: Eve Calder
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Harriet Beamer Takes the Bus
- By: Joyce Magnin
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Harriet Beamer, an aging, recent widow, insists she’s getting along fine with her dog, Humphrey, in Philadelphia… until she falls for the fourth time, injuring her ankle and causing her son and daughter-in-law to cry foul. Insisting Harriet move in with them in California, they make a bet that her ankle is broken, and she foolishly promises to move if they’re right.
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I really wanted to like this book. Too preachy
- By R'Nita Valentia Rabelais on 07-17-19
By: Joyce Magnin
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Murder at the PTA
- Maya & Sandra Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Lee Hollis
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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Someone is trying to turn Portland High into a school for scandal with a gossipy website called Dirty Laundry. The latest target of ruinous rumors is newly elected PTA President Sandra Wallage. After a heated meeting with outraged parents, Sandra runs into fellow school mom and Private Investigator Maya Kendrick, who's discovered the person behind the website. But when the women storm into the venomous gossip columnist's office they find a lifeless body - along with a confession.
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More please.
- By Placeholder on 11-03-20
By: Lee Hollis
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The Last Refuge
- By: Chris Knopf
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Sam Acquillo is at the end of the line: he's a middle-aged corporate dropout living in a ramshackle cottage in Southampton's North Sea. But then the old lady next door ends up floating dead in her bathtub, and it seems that Sam is the only one who wonders why.
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A hero who doesn't work and play well with others.
- By Cholmondeley on 04-04-13
By: Chris Knopf
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Safe Houses
- A Novel
- By: Dan Fesperman
- Narrated by: Dan Fesperman
- Length: 13 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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West Berlin, 1979. Helen Abell oversees the CIA's network of safe houses, rare havens for field agents and case officers amidst the dangerous milieu of a city in the grips of the Cold War. Helen's world is upended when, during her routine inspection of an agency property, she overhears a meeting between two unfamiliar people speaking a coded language that hints at shadowy realities far beyond her comprehension. Before the day is out, she witnesses a second unauthorized encounter, one that will place her in the sight lines of the most ruthless and powerful man at the agency.
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Fiction from Truth
- By Sue MB on 11-10-18
By: Dan Fesperman
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Plantation Shudders
- A Cajun Country Mystery, Book 1
- By: Ellen Byron
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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It's the end of the summer and prodigal daughter Maggie Crozat has returned home to her family's plantation-turned-bed-and-breakfast in Louisiana. The Crozats have an inn full of guests for the local food festival. But when the elderly couple keels over dead within minutes of each other - one from very unnatural causes - Maggie and her family suddenly become suspects in a murder.
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Unimpressed.
- By shannon on 10-04-16
By: Ellen Byron
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Weekend Warriors
- Sisterhood, Book 1
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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On the surface, these seven women are as different as can be - but each has had her share of bad luck, from cheating husbands to sexist colleagues to a legal system that often doesn't do its job. Now, drawn together by tragedy, they're forging a bond that will help them right the wrongs committed against them and discover an inner strength they didn't know they had. The Sisterhood is learning that when bad things happen, you can roll over and play dead...or you can get up fighting...
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Weekend Warriors
- By Ms Mare on 04-04-09
By: Fern Michaels
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Florida Roadkill
- By: Tim Dorsey
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase.
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Its a Mad Mad Mad Florida!
- By Mark on 09-26-11
By: Tim Dorsey
What listeners say about The Dim-Witted Hitman: A Cruise Crime
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- Susan Patterson
- 07-23-21
Very enjoyable
Enjoyed the depth of the characters.
Brian Wiggins did a great job narrating.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Rhonda
- 07-24-19
A different take on the hitman
I found this to be both interesting and entertaining. I've never thought about a hitman as being dim-witted, so when I got the offer to listen to this book I was expecting more of a comedy with the misadventures of a mob hitman. It's not a comedy at all but an adventure for a hitman who was used to taking orders and not thinking about what he was doing. He takes a cruise to do a hit and learns a lot about who he is and what he wants. I was voluntarily provided this review copy audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator.
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- James Nance
- 04-09-20
5 Star
Excellent Book. The characters are well developed and you can develop and understanding and hope that they prevail. The narration was great and overall the book was well worth the listen!
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- Laura
- 08-28-19
Delightfully Fun
I received this book for free. I am voluntarily posting this review and all opinions expressed herein are my own.
This is a delightful well-written story, which given the subject matter - a hitman goes on a cruise to kill the former mob boss - is an odd thing to say. It is humorous and the author has created a main character who you shouldn't like but he is likeable and you will root for as he makes discoveries about the world and himself.
Dimmie is a very personable hitman. He makes humorous observations and is experiencing new adventures for the first time on his own. Dimmie is a rule follower and yet now he has to interact with people he does not know and make decisions without being guided. Because of this, Dimmie begins to grow and look at life a little differently.
The narrator did a very nice job.
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- MolllyT
- 12-20-20
It seems real
The man who was Boss of the Irish mob had a concience and scruples of a sort so he turned Federal evidence and was sent into WITSEC as far away from NYC as small town Kansas where his beloved best friend/wife dies from cancer. So he decides to maybe go live out his days going from cruise to cruise. The hitman is self contained and has had too many people denigrate him and has come to believe it. The current mob boss finds out that the old one is going on a cruise out of New York harbor and sends his assassin out on the cruise to do a hit on the old man. And that's verrry interesting!
Loved it
Brian Wiggins is the amazing narrator who really brought the story to life.
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- B.McGrath
- 01-13-21
mystery with heart.
This story had me empathizing with and rooting for the retired mob boss and even Dimmie. I enjoyed following along to the end of the story. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a good job bringing it to life.
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