The Divine Udderance
A Most Majestic Cow
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The Divine Udderance
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Narrated by:
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John Bowman
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By:
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Dustin Gross
About this listen
Behold… the Moo-siah.
In the small town of Fartsville, USA, a cow appeared—mysteriously, majestically, and profoundly flatulent. Her name is Betsy, and her wind carries prophecy.
The Divine Udderance is a hilariously holy satire of modern faith, influencer culture, capitalism, and the sheer absurdity of worshipping a gas-blessed bovine. From jazz-fueled fart battles to gluten-free miracles, Betsy’s tale is one of unexpected enlightenment, complete with jazz bands, TikTok prophets, National Guard conversions, and a child who decodes her toots in Morse code.
Perfect for fans of: absurdist humor, religious parody, offbeat satire, fart jokes with existential depth, and cows with cosmic purpose.
Moo in peace. Moo in power. Moo forevermore.
©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross