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Narrated by:
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Imogen Church
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By:
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Melanie Cantor
About this listen
Brought to you by Penguin.
Discover the inspiring, laugh-out loud comedy of a woman forced to re-evaluate her life at 40, the perfect summer listen for fans of Alexandra Potter, Bella Mackie and Harper Ford!
For Daisy, life isn’t going…quite to plan.
She’s just caught her boyfriend shagging someone else at her fortieth birthday party.
She’s camped out in her childhood bedroom.
And it looks as if her dream to have a baby has gone down the pan…
Time for a F**k It! list?
Join Daisy as she attempts to tick off each item on the list and take back control of her life, one ‘f**k it’ at a time, and ask yourself the question: what would be on your f**k it list?
Don’t miss the triumphant comedy about a woman taking on the world on her own terms, the perfect uplifting summer listen!
Praise for The F**k! It List
'Fresh, funny and impossible to put down - I loved it.' - Sarah Turner, author of Stepping Up and The Unmumsy Mum
'Hilarious, subversive and heartwarming' - Jessica Biel
‘Fabulous. A wonderful, uplifting shot in the arm.’ - Amanda Prowse, bestselling author of Picking Up The Pieces
'Daisy is unique and refreshing. I went through every high and low with her - I wept and I laughed...a lot. A ten out of ten read.' - Josie Lloyd
‘An empowering read that we devoured in one sitting.’ - Closer
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The Sea House
- By: Louise Douglas
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
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When Elisabeth Quemener dies she leaves a small parcel with the instructions that it must only be opened by Astrid Oake. The trouble is, no one knows who Astrid Oake is… Elisabeth’s family turn to Touissants detective agency for help but, when Mila Shepherd and Carter Jackson try to track Astrid down, their frustration soon mounts. Their only clue is a photo of two young women holding the hands of a tiny child. The women are smiling but Mila is haunted by the sadness in their eyes. Is this Astrid and Elisabeth and if so, who is the child?
By: Louise Douglas
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Gaslit
- By: R.R. Haywood
- Narrated by: Gethin Anthony
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Disgraced former detective Mike Humber gets off a train in the bleak autumn countryside, his mind haunted by a dark past. A new job awaits. Huntington House needs a live-in security guard to prevent access during an inheritance dispute. This is exactly what Mike needs: a new start in a new place and a chance to turn things around. It all seems perfect, especially when he meets Tessa. But Huntington House holds dark secrets. Bumps in the night. Flickering lights. Music playing from somewhere.
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The storyline
- By Michael Garcia on 11-16-24
By: R.R. Haywood
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Death and Other Happy Endings
- A Novel
- By: Melanie Cantor
- Narrated by: Hannah Curtis
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Jennifer Cole has just been told that she has a terminal blood disorder and has just three months to live - 90 days to say goodbye to friends and family, and to put her affairs in order. Ninety days to come to terms with a diagnosis that is unfair, unexpected, and completely unpronounceable. Focusing on the positives (she won't have to go on in a world without Bowie or Maya Angelou; she won't get Alzheimer's or Parkinson's like her parents, or have teeth that flop out at the mere mention of the word apple), Jennifer realizes she only has one real regret.
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Don’t take life for granted
- By Amazon Customer on 02-01-25
By: Melanie Cantor
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Grave Talk
- By: Nick Spalding
- Narrated by: Imogen Church, Steve West
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The last thing Alice expects to see at her husband’s graveside on his birthday is a giant, talking frog. On closer inspection, it’s a grown man dressed as Kermit. Turns out Alice’s husband is buried next to Ben’s older brother Harry, who—as a parting practical joke in his will—insisted that Ben visit his grave each year, on this specific day, dressed in an as-yet-undisclosed pageant of embarrassing fancy dress.
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absolutely hilarious
- By danielle on 02-09-25
By: Nick Spalding
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Stuck With Me at Forty-Three
- A Sweet, Holiday Rom-Com
- By: Kimberly Krey
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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** What Happens in Whistling Rock Stays in Your Heart. ** Pull out your ugly sweaters, roll out the gingerbread dough, and get ready to boogie with the townsfolk at the Snowflake Dance. This sweet holiday rom-com is sure to put a smile on your face and holiday cheer in your heart. After signing up for EMRT (Extreme Matchmaking Reform Therapy), Jessica and Jake get stuck in a small village straight from a Hallmark flick. But they're about to find out what the townsfolk have known all along—what happens in Whistling Rock...stays in your heart. Jessica, who's never particularly liked Jake, ...
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Narrator isn’t great
- By S Guffey on 12-24-24
By: Kimberly Krey
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And the Award Goes to Sally Bong!
- Epigram Books Fiction Prize Winners
- By: Sebastian Sim
- Narrated by: Benjamin Chow
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
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Sally Bong is the typical do-gooder. But her journey as an exemplary citizen of Singapore is put into question when she meets people on the margins, upending everything she has learned in school. In a follow-up to the hilarious Let's Give It Up for Gimme Lao!, Sebastian Sim delves deeper into a nation's psyche with more shrewd humour than ever before.
By: Sebastian Sim
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Chasing Harlow
- By: Jay McLean
- Narrated by: Alexa Elmy, Nick Mondelli
- Length: 13 hrs and 25 mins
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Moving to the middle of nowhere right before my senior year wasn't ideal. Then again, neither was my brother dying. The move was supposed to be a fresh start. A new town, a new school, a new mindset. Too bad my past indiscretions followed me. Enter Jace Rivera, the literal boy next door. Jace is loved by the town. Admired by his peers. Worshipped by his teammates. On the basketball court, he's a god amongst men. Off the court, he's… nothing at all like I expected.
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5 stars all the way around
- By Foxy Blogs on 12-01-24
By: Jay McLean
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Under Her Roof
- By: A. A. Chaudhuri
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 13 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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When struggling writer Sebastian finds a room to let in a palatial Hampstead residence, he cannot believe his luck. The rent is ridiculously cheap and he immediately feels a connection with his beautiful widowed landlady, Adriana. Things take a dark turn when he finds out what happened to the last lodger. Could this be why the house is a fortress of security, and why Adriana seems so fragile? Adriana doesn't want to talk about the death and sadness that seem to follow her wherever she goes and Sebastian has secrets of his own.
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Amazing
- By Steve B on 09-26-24
By: A. A. Chaudhuri
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Always and Only You
- By: Fiona Lucas
- Narrated by: Sofia Engstrand
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Erin is about to marry the love of her life. She and Simon have been together for eight years so it feels right that they’re finally tying the knot. It’s been stressful balancing the demands of friends and family – not to mention Simon’s difficult best man, Gil – but Erin couldn’t be happier. Couldn’t be happier, that is, until she walks down the aisle and finds the wrong man waiting for her. But is the universe playing a cruel trick on Erin, or could it be that her perfect life isn’t quite what she imagined. . .?
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Always and Only You
- By JJLarson on 02-20-25
By: Fiona Lucas
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What If? 10th Anniversary Edition
- Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
- By: Randall Munroe
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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Fans of xkcd ask Munroe a lot of strange questions: What if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at ninety percent the speed of light? How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? If there was a robot apocalypse, how long would humanity last? What if everyone only had one soulmate? What would happen if the moon went away? In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators.
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nothing new
- By James on 12-11-24
By: Randall Munroe
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The Cry
- By: S.D. Robertson
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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I look at our neighbours gathered in the garden for our annual summer barbeque, sipping chilled wine and smiling at my two daughters sprawled on the grass. I go inside to help refill glasses and then I hear it. A shrill scream that stops me in my tracks. I race outdoors to silence, a sea of bewildered faces. My first thought is for my girls, but they are there unhurt. With relief, we push the chilling sound to the back of our minds, returning to our drinks and conversations like it never happened.
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decent
- By lisa on 10-07-24
By: S.D. Robertson
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Bombshell
- By: Alison Hammond
- Narrated by: Seroca Davis
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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Family has always meant everything to Madison. Married to the nation’s heartthrob, TV handyman Rich, with two beautiful children, she’s always put their needs first. And she’s never regretted a second, even if her own career has taken a backseat. Then, out of the blue, Rich drops a bombshell. He needs some space and he’s moving out. Overwhelmed by this revelation, Madison turns to her tight-knit group of friends for help. But when their support isn’t enough, Madison resolves to find out what’s really going on. Even if it means turning detective on her own husband.
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Loved it
- By Runningchocolategirl on 12-17-24
By: Alison Hammond
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Farting in the Workplace
- A Humorous Guide To Navigating Office Etiquette When You Gotta Fart
- By: Gus Wheeler
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 59 mins
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Hey there, brave reader. Welcome to a topic we’ve all thought about but never dared to speak of openly—farting in the workplace. Yes, farts—those tiny, invisible, often unexpected sound grenades that can strike at any time. If you’ve ever been caught in the crossfire of a mid-meeting gas bomb, then congratulations, my friend—you’re in the right place. Before we dive into this epic exploration of human air emissions, I have to admit something up front: I love farts. There, I said it. And no, I’m not ashamed. Farts are nature’s comedic timing at its finest. They’re ...
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Snodgrass and Harper Detective Agency
- By: A.M. Overett
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 34 mins
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The Snodgrass and Harper Detective Agency is now open for business! The team of inexperienced investigators will bring a smile to your face, assuming you are within walking distance. In Book 1, The Doctor is Out, the boys stumble into something they didn’t quite bargain on for their first case. Dr. Celia Delworth has put Snodgrass and Harper to the test. Is she a world-renowned doctor, a mover and shaker with the Whisby community, or maybe something more nefarious? Whatever she is up to, find out as the pair of bungling detectives truly go out of this world to find out. Have fun trying to...
By: A.M. Overett
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Before I Love You
- I Love You, Book 1
- By: AJ Alexander
- Narrated by: Jae Delane, Thomas Oakley
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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After finding out my relationship was a complete lie, I packed up my life and teenage daughter, seeking a fresh start in Tyson's Creek. I planned on focusing on my daughter, making her my number one priority, until I met a stranger determined to derail all my plans. Our first meeting is like a strike of lightning, something that only happens in stories, giving me more than one reason to keep my distance. However, our meddling friends and daughters make that next to impossible.
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Annoying
- By Andrea Jenkins on 11-26-24
By: AJ Alexander
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The Sixty/Forty Rule
- Sunset Landing Series, Book 1
- By: Ellie K. Wilde
- Narrated by: Charlotte North, Brandon Utah
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Jude Holland has slogged it for years at a chance to land a coveted job designing the city's most breathtaking restaurants and nightclubs. When a spot opens up on her firm's design team, her boss makes her a deal: design Theo Jordan—the firm's biggest client—a new restaurant, convince him to renew his contract with the company, and the job is hers. If only he'd play along.
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It was boring.
- By Tayler on 01-16-25
By: Ellie K. Wilde
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The Accidental Actress
- The Actress Duet, Book 1
- By: Amber Eve
- Narrated by: Angela Cleland
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Small-town outcast Lexie Steele gets caught in a tabloid scandal with Hollywood’s golden boy, Jett Carter. A paparazzi photo gone viral, a desperate need for damage control, and suddenly Lexie is thrust into the spotlight as Jett’s “girlfriend.”
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The Accidental Actress!
- By Mary on 12-13-24
By: Amber Eve
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The Pact
- An Arranged Marriage Romance
- By: Suzanne Wright
- Narrated by: Ivy Peterson
- Length: 18 hrs and 55 mins
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She should say no. Addison Davenport figures that most people likely would. But after having her life plans repeatedly derailed, she's come to wonder if her chance at marriage and kids ended with the death of her college boyfriend. So when business powerhouse Daxton "Dax" Mercier—a man who's suffered a similar loss, a man who's her first in every way—asks her to honor the fallback marriage pact they made years ago, she doesn't reject it out of hand.
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Great listen
- By 📚Erin 📚 on 01-31-25
By: Suzanne Wright