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There's no picking who you love...nor getting rid of them. Murphy Malone loves his orchard, his mother, and his dog. Life is great until he can't stop thinking about what he's missing—someone to share it all with. When he realizes that his love for his best friend, Jesse Carver, runs deeper than the bonds of friendship, it just makes things worse. The problem—Jesse Carver is the straightest man he's ever known. Only time and distance can ease the ache, but what do you do when your loyal best friend follows you to the gay singles cruise you fled to in an attempt to escape your feelings? Tropes: idiots in love, awakening, friends to lovers, forced proximity
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Before he shares it with the world, he's determined to build the confidence he wants to live life as a gay man and the experience hell need to snag Mr. Right. For that, he requires a mentor--someone experienced. Someone with manners. Someone discreet enough to be able to mix business with pleasure under the watchful eye of his fathers empire--a gentleman. Pete Carver is without a doubt that man.
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Perfection!
- By AG on 08-11-24
By: Dianna Roman
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The Holiday Disaster
- Doves of Destiny, Book 1
- By: Rye Cox
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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The Holiday Disaster is a standalone MM romance with college-aged characters. It’s a fun blend of sweet and steamy moments featuring brother's best friend, one bed, first love, slow burn, and opposites attract tropes.
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Holiday joy & HEA
- By J Christie on 12-29-24
By: Rye Cox
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Bring Me Home
- Safe Harbor, Book 1
- By: Annabeth Albert
- Narrated by: David Lee Garver, Lance West
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Help! I've inherited my aunt's historic house in small-town Oregon, and I need to fix it up and sell it fast before I move on to my big-city dreams. I'm one of the navy's best investigators, but twenty years of living in base housing means DIY isn't part of my extensive skill set.
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It comes close, too long, rough narration!
- By SB84 on 06-04-24
By: Annabeth Albert
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Too Hostile
- By: Nicole Dykes
- Narrated by: Lance Isley, Elliott Sands
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
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I’m a total nerd, but I look like a jock. I had a perfect GPA in high school, and my GPA in college is perfect too. I smile when I’m supposed to smile. I have two loving parents and a brother and sister who are always by my side. I’m the perfect all-American guy. But the only thing that actually defines me is the before. The things I keep hidden deep inside because I’m too afraid of losing what I have now. The past lives deep inside me as I force the plastic smile on my face. And no one sees through it because I’m just that good.
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Couldn't finish
- By ajmeyer on 01-21-25
By: Nicole Dykes
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Flipping the Script
- Legacy Mechanics, Book 1
- By: Willow Dixon
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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After years of working my butt off, I'm finally living the life I always wanted. I have a job I love, friends who've become family, and I'm enjoying the freedom of being single. Then Sebastian, my childhood rival, moves back to town, and my perfect life is thrown into chaos. We've always hated each other, but now there's something else between us. Something wild and primal. Something that wants to make Sebastian submit as much as it wants to claim him.
By: Willow Dixon
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Renovating the Model
- Forestville Silver Foxes, Book 1
- By: Nora Phoenix
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
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All people see when they look at me is a beautiful man, a supermodel, half of the world’s most famous twins. No one sees the man underneath. When I return to Forestville, the small town I grew up in, for my high school reunion, I impulsively decide to stay.
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Enjoyed the story, but...
- By Audaholic on 05-17-23
By: Nora Phoenix
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The Gentleman
- By: Dianna Roman
- Narrated by: Joshua Macrae
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Before he shares it with the world, he's determined to build the confidence he wants to live life as a gay man and the experience hell need to snag Mr. Right. For that, he requires a mentor--someone experienced. Someone with manners. Someone discreet enough to be able to mix business with pleasure under the watchful eye of his fathers empire--a gentleman. Pete Carver is without a doubt that man.
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Perfection!
- By AG on 08-11-24
By: Dianna Roman
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The Holiday Disaster
- Doves of Destiny, Book 1
- By: Rye Cox
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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The Holiday Disaster is a standalone MM romance with college-aged characters. It’s a fun blend of sweet and steamy moments featuring brother's best friend, one bed, first love, slow burn, and opposites attract tropes.
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Holiday joy & HEA
- By J Christie on 12-29-24
By: Rye Cox
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Bring Me Home
- Safe Harbor, Book 1
- By: Annabeth Albert
- Narrated by: David Lee Garver, Lance West
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Help! I've inherited my aunt's historic house in small-town Oregon, and I need to fix it up and sell it fast before I move on to my big-city dreams. I'm one of the navy's best investigators, but twenty years of living in base housing means DIY isn't part of my extensive skill set.
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It comes close, too long, rough narration!
- By SB84 on 06-04-24
By: Annabeth Albert
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Too Hostile
- By: Nicole Dykes
- Narrated by: Lance Isley, Elliott Sands
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m a total nerd, but I look like a jock. I had a perfect GPA in high school, and my GPA in college is perfect too. I smile when I’m supposed to smile. I have two loving parents and a brother and sister who are always by my side. I’m the perfect all-American guy. But the only thing that actually defines me is the before. The things I keep hidden deep inside because I’m too afraid of losing what I have now. The past lives deep inside me as I force the plastic smile on my face. And no one sees through it because I’m just that good.
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Couldn't finish
- By ajmeyer on 01-21-25
By: Nicole Dykes
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Flipping the Script
- Legacy Mechanics, Book 1
- By: Willow Dixon
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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After years of working my butt off, I'm finally living the life I always wanted. I have a job I love, friends who've become family, and I'm enjoying the freedom of being single. Then Sebastian, my childhood rival, moves back to town, and my perfect life is thrown into chaos. We've always hated each other, but now there's something else between us. Something wild and primal. Something that wants to make Sebastian submit as much as it wants to claim him.
By: Willow Dixon
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Renovating the Model
- Forestville Silver Foxes, Book 1
- By: Nora Phoenix
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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All people see when they look at me is a beautiful man, a supermodel, half of the world’s most famous twins. No one sees the man underneath. When I return to Forestville, the small town I grew up in, for my high school reunion, I impulsively decide to stay.
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Enjoyed the story, but...
- By Audaholic on 05-17-23
By: Nora Phoenix
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Mulligans
- By: Charlie David
- Narrated by: Charlie David
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
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Chase never had many friends, but at college, he meets and forms close ties with straight jock Tyler Davidson—a connection he fears he’ll lose if he tells Tyler he’s gay. Keeping his sexuality secret becomes harder for Chase as he joins Tyler and his family at their idyllic lake house for the summer. It grows more and more difficult for Chase to avoid Tyler’s attempts to set him up with girls, and he’s tired of making excuses. Chase is ready to embrace the man he is, but he’s afraid of what it will cost him.
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The worst audiobook I've ever listened to
- By Zell Oakley on 12-09-24
By: Charlie David
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Under the Mistle-Foe
- Christmas Falls: Season 2
- By: Rye Cox
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
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Christmas Falls: Season 2 revisits a small town that thrives on enough holiday charm to rival any Hallmark movie. It's a multi-author M/M romance series.
By: Rye Cox
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Red Flags & Tuesdays
- A Weekday Weirdos Standalone
- By: Nordika Night
- Narrated by: Zane Daniels, Nick J. Russo
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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Waking up to his one-night stand trying to flee the scene, Reid sits back to enjoy the show. This blond boy is all snark and quick-wit, but there's an awkward side to him that intrigues Reid enough to want to con him into a second date. After numerous failed attempts, Atticus reluctantly agrees to an on-the-spot date, and things get quirky from there. A philosophy major and a wayward son, these two work through their differences, battling red flags and a slew of Tuesdays that have them bonding in ways they never saw coming.
By: Nordika Night
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The Quarterback Keeper
- The Package Deal Series, Book 1
- By: Rheland Richmond, Emerson Beckett
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, J.F. Harding
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
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I'm the starting quarterback for the Portland Pirates, and I have a thing for my son's teacher. Except I didn't know the cute blond on the beach with the giant dog was my kid's teacher until two months later at Open House. Christian took my breath away during my vacation and introduced me to things I never knew could feel so good and be so right. I think he just might be the one who inspires me to tell the world that this NFL quarterback is bisexual and in love with a man.
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Love so much
- By Tim Sauke on 02-19-25
By: Rheland Richmond, and others
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Two Thousand Dreams
- Kings of Chaos, Book 1
- By: Jocelynn Drake
- Narrated by: Kevin Shen
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Chen traveled to the US with his clan, hoping to rescue his kidnapped brother from the fae. They just need a witch to find the exact location of where the door between the human world and the fae world will open—the one thing Moon can't do. Chen grabbed the wrong type of witch. That's not stopping Moon from clinging to Chen as he guides them through new territory, introducing them to the witches, shifters, and vampires who can help them. The longer Moon remains at Chen's side, the more he hopes the witch might consider staying with him always.
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LOVED
- By LausBariatric on 01-16-25
By: Jocelynn Drake
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The Shutout
- By: Dianna Roman
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Iggy Toma
- Length: 13 hrs and 16 mins
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Sometimes love is where you least expect it, and sometimes it's right where you left it in this witty, slow burn-to-steamy friends-to-lovers MM romance. Widower, Max Hartwell, is barely keeping it together, being a single dad, managing his law firm, and navigating life's chaos. Life after loss is too difficult for surprises, which is why Max would be lost without his reliable best friend and neighbor, Jack.
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So very NOT a "Great" book. Thumbs down
- By Michelle on 08-01-22
By: Dianna Roman
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Prince of Lies
- By: Lucy Lennox
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Rowe Prince is many things. But when it turns out Rowe’s lies conceal a secret that threatens the company I’ve spent years building, I have to choose: say goodbye to the sweet pretender I’m falling for, or risk everything for a man who just might be… the prince of lies.
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The blurb is misleading--in a good way!
- By heinouslizard on 03-04-23
By: Lucy Lennox
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Fly Away Home
- By: Felice Stevens
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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Maybe Colson Delacourt teasing those nosy ladies in the coffeeshop with the plot of his next murder mystery was a bad idea. But does that mean he deserves to be arrested for attempting to kill his elderly neighbor? Why won’t the police believe he has nothing to do with her getting hurt? That detective Harper Rose won’t listen to him—he’s so annoying and arrogant. And sexy and gorgeous.
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Absolutely fantastic!
- By Placeholder on 01-01-25
By: Felice Stevens
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Liar City
- Sugar & Vice, Book 1
- By: Allie Therin
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
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It’s the middle of the night when part-time police consultant and full-time empath Reece gets an anonymous call warning him that his detective sister needs his help. At an out-of-the-way Seattle marina, he discovers that three people have been butchered—including the author of the country’s strictest anti-empathy bill, which is just days from being passed into law. Soon, Reece’s caller arrives: a shadowy government agent known as The Dead Man, who is rumored to deal exclusively in cases involving empathy.
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I'm so disappointed
- By Alicia Z. Ramos on 03-03-23
By: Allie Therin
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Collide
- Rainbow Dorset University, Book 1
- By: Crea Reitan
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Iggy Toma
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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With years of hard work, I've made the Rainbow Dorset University Unicorns football team the pride of the state. My reputation speaks for itself, so the school stays out of my way, and that's how I like it. If they can't handle my sparkle, they have no business in my shine. Now, there's someone new on campus—a washed-up hockey player hired to whip the team into shape. The school had the audacity to cut my budget to pay him!
By: Crea Reitan
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Shiver
- For Puck's Sake, Book 1
- By: Crea Reitan
- Narrated by: Shawn K. Jain, Simon Dornet
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Egon Wolf is on a hockey scholarship but failing at everything else. Knowing he's going to lose his ride if he doesn't get his academic act together, he seeks out a tutor. Rakesh Aahnu is a dual major and dangerous when bored. What he enjoys more than anything is the challenge of making straight men fall for him before walking away. Just because he can. Both Egon and Rakesh are about to discover that life has a way of throwing you in the sin bin when you least expect it.
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Sweet and hot
- By Zell Oakley on 12-11-23
By: Crea Reitan
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Boy Mid-Flight
- By: Charlie David
- Narrated by: Charlie David
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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At eighteen, Ashley seems to have everything: looks, talent, and even a girlfriend. What more could a young man want? Yet something is missing, and he has to come to terms with his sexuality and the possible implications for his career in the public eye. He begins dating Chris, but isn’t sure he’s head over heels in love. It’s not the knight-in-shining-armor feeling he always imagined.
By: Charlie David
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- MCH
- 12-07-24
Love love love.
This was hilariously sweet and sexy. Such a good listen. I will be listening to it again.
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- Karisha H
- 12-23-24
Funny, Sweet, and Appropriately Titled!
Definitely entertaining, and perfectly cast! The fact that the narrators are IRL friends might make this sort of friends-to-lovers story even better. As for the story itself, it’s sweet with a bit of angst (mostly due to miscommunication—even when the characters are ~trying~ to communicate, but just aren’t particularly good at it), and a good amount of humor.
As for the title, well…let’s just say it’s accurate. Jesse isn’t going to be winning many awards for his intelligence, even if he means well. The number of times I found myself literally muttering “oh my god” and “you sweet summer child” and “bless his heart” were…far from zero. Definitely felt for Murph, just waiting for the little hamster who runs the wheel in Jesse’s brain to finally power it up! Lots of “wait for it….THERE it is” moments. I’d say no one could possibly be as dense as Jesse, except I’ve known a handful of people who were EXACTLY this dense/oblivious throughout my life
Overall, a fairly light, sweet read/listen. Lighter and sillier than the book before it in the series, but with just as many feels
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- K-Me
- 12-15-24
Honestly Two Hilarious Idiots!
This story and characters are brilliantly written, but just wow, Liam Dicosimo and Tim Paige made this listen next level. I legit could not stop smiling and laughing. Just waiting for the next clueless Jesse moment was fun. His finger fighting for sword fighting and Murphy's exacerbated reaction Every time he did it was priceless. The scene with Jesse in the wrong kind of harness had me in hysterical tears. There were just so many moments and these two were just so likable. Without a doubt one of my favorite listens of the year!
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- Rebecca K
- 01-03-25
Great follow-up
After listening to The Gentleman, I read this book immediately. I absolutely couldn’t wait for the audio. I love the story, and both Jesse and Murph. And man, the audio made it even better! Tim and Liam are great. And some of the miscommunication or lack of just seemed to make more sense hearing it than reading. In any event, this is a great second book, which can be read/listened to as a standalone (although The Gentleman is FANTASTIC, so you should listen to that too!) and was super amusing.
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- DC Reader
- 12-17-24
slow
not too bad but not enough story for a full length novel. I also just felt that the straight MC was unbelievable in regard to his cluelessness. I got the basic idea, but I just didn't feel like it was an interesting enough story and the characters weren't developed enough.
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