The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
Insightful and Humorous Quotes to Get You in the Spirit of Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine, and Easter!
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Stan Hardy
About this listen
Do you like to get in the spirit of the holidays? Are you looking for a carefully curated collection of quotes on the most popular festive occasions? Then keep reading!
Festive holidays are some of the most memorable times of the year, sparkled with feelings of sweet anticipation, nostalgia, and joy, and celebrated with rituals, pageantry, and tradition. Among all the different ways to encapsulate the best the holidays have to offer, words of wit and wisdom have a special place. They transform the intangible magic of the holidays into delightful, inspirational, and entertaining messages that transcend time and feel fresh and relevant year after year.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions offers you a carefully selected collection of quotes on the most popular holidays of the year from the brilliant minds of William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Joseph Conrad, Emily Dickinson, Stephen King, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austin, and many more.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions offers you:
- The most memorable sayings, poems, and songs on Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine's Day, and Easter
- An entertaining collection of wise and witty words, even if you don't celebrate festive holidays
- Inspirations to get you into the spirit of the holidays
- A perfect gift for the family, friends, and colleagues
Remember, each holiday comes only once a year! So, make this book your companion and celebrate the holidays in all their scary, thankful, refreshing, or romantic glory!
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Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.
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A-FREAKING-MAZING!!!
- By Bernadette on 05-30-21
By: Tia Williams
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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CRAY
- By: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
What listeners say about The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
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- Scott White
- 10-29-21
Spectacular!
A wealth of terrific quotes that will be useful in New Year or Valentine to engage your relatives. This is a little audiobook but provides amazing quotes to make you happy.
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- Matthew Harris
- 10-30-21
What an audiobook!
This audiobook is perfect for you if you need quotes for the festival and obviously from great people. I listen to this book every night before sleep and note my favorite quotes for the upcoming Christmas.
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- George Talbot
- 10-31-21
Spirit of Easter!
For any occasion such as Easter or Halloween, this quotes audiobook is best for listening. My daughter listens to this book every evening and send me some amazing quotes.
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- Tom Sheppard
- 10-31-21
I listen to it every day.
I needed a great Valentine's Day quotation audiobook to end a card to my wife, a few Valentine's Day wishes for that love letter I've been contemplating, or just want a fun way to end a more casual note to a nonromantic friend or family member. Finally, this book's quotation here that'll appeal to me.
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- Charlotte John
- 10-31-21
Go ahead!
I love quotes that will remind me of the reason for the season (“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox. Stan Hardy provides great quotes that I listen to them again and again.
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- Anthony Bradley
- 10-31-21
Fantastic Listen!
“Forever on Thanksgiving, the heart will find the pathway home.” I found more amazing quotes like this on this audiobook. All I need is in this book. I like it very much.
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- Luca Wallis
- 10-31-21
Insightful quotes for all.
After listening to this audiobook, I can assure you that these quotes will jog a Christmas memory or two and have you decking the halls in no time! I and my family enjoyed listening so much.
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- Evie Hooper
- 10-30-21
Beautifully Narrated.
"Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand." This quote made my Christmas happy. I enjoyed listening to other quotes from Charles Dickens, George Elliot.
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- Anthony Parker
- 10-29-21
A lovely gem!
A little audiobook with all chapters full of humorous quotes! Great combination to enjoy fresh listening with a visual pleasure anytime. Very insightful.
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- Declan Henry
- 10-30-21
Listen and enjoy.
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. I am really happy with this short audiobook. This book delivers the best quotes in the world. My nephew likes it and listen to it.
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