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Amy Spalding
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Amy Spalding
About this listen
A ridiculously cute, formerly famous new guy dropping into your life? It's practically every girl's dream.
But not Jules McCallister-Morgan's.
I realize that on paper I look like your standard type-A neurotic overachiever. And maybe I am. But I didn't get to be the editor of my school's long-revered newspaper by just showing up. I have one main goal for my senior year: early acceptance into my first-choice Ivy League college - and I will not be deterred by best friends, moms who think I could stand to "live a little", or boys.
At least that was the plan before I knew about Alex Powell.
And before Alex Powell betrayed me.
I know what you're thinking: Calm down, Jules. But you don't understand. This stuff matters. This is my life. And I'm not going down without a fight.
Okay, I sort of did. But it's a sore subject.
I mean, I guess everyone knows about Alex Powell? Two years ago you couldn't go anywhere without hearing about viral video boy band sensation Chaos 4 All. Two years ago Alex Powell was famous.
Some people think I'm overreacting. But this. Means. War.
Filled with romance, rivalry, and passive-aggressive dog walking, Amy Spalding delivers a hilariously relatable high school story that's sure to have you falling for The New Guy.
©2016 Amy Spalding (P)2016 Hachette AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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