
The Professor Will See You Now
Inappropriate Essays & Biden/Harris–Era Stories for the Politically Incorrect
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Joseph H. Eisenreich
About this listen
The Professor Will See You Now takes the listener on a journey into a depressed mind fortified by expert fieldwork in our everyday apocalyptic world. The result is a uniquely construed and no doubt politically incorrect perspective on the contemporary zeitgeist. Over the course of five stories and an equal number of essays, the listener encounters the tragic apotheosis of positive psychology, love of learning and unlearning, homages to Jane Smiley and Richard Rodriquez, as well as tales of trekking and travel, cinema, and crime (both true and untrue).
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