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Karis A. Campbell
About this listen
The lives of six female superheroes and the girlfriends of superheroes. A ferocious riff on women in superhero comics.
From the New York Times best-selling author Catherynne Valente comes a series of linked stories from the points of view of the wives and girlfriends of superheroes, female heroes, and anyone who's ever been "refrigerated": comic book women who are killed, raped, brainwashed, driven mad, disabled, or had their powers taken so that a male superhero's storyline will progress.
In an entirely new and original superhero universe, Valente subversively explores these ideas and themes in the superhero genre, treating them with the same love, gravity, and humor as her fairy tales. After all, superheroes are our new fairy tales and these six women have their own stories to share.
©2017 Catherynne M. Valente (P)2017 HighBridge, a division of Recorded BooksListeners also enjoyed...
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- Christopher.h.ferguson
- 05-01-18
Excellent! Wish there were more
Great storyline, love how it’s tied together(inventive!), and how it’s paced; some works don’t do as well being listened to, but this book was well suited to the approach. Top-notch narration, as well. I hate to gush like this but hey, there it is. My only complaint is that there were not 30 hours of it to listen to :).
On the + side of that, plenty of room for a sequel.
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- Jonathon Horel
- 11-26-18
Not just hero motivation
This is a powerful story, even if you are unfamiliar with the characters' inspiration and only have a passing understanding of "fridging". Definitely worth a listen.
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- Jack
- 12-14-23
excellent as usual
gut wrenching and humorous, I really felt for these characters, even with no previous knowledge of them. really enjoyed the performance and it made me laugh many times
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- Paul B.
- 07-02-19
Impressive and entertaining stories
Each story is better than the previous and the narrator nails distinctive voices. Too marks for both.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-07-24
Masterful and evocative narration, just incredibly well done.
From the first momemt I was invested in these women's stories. Catherynne M Valente has crafted a spotlight, one that illuminates the dark corners, the hidden underbelly of the superhero genre. Men with unrestrstrained power, and the women aroumd them who are sucked dry by it, even after death.
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- Umar
- 10-16-18
Perfectly Brilliant
I'm a comic collector and I was around for the story which featured the "refrigerator murder." It was in Green Lantern. DC decided to do a major change and give us a new Lantern, Kyle Rainer. It was interesting, especially the constructs he created as an artist. His girlfriend was a supporting character and as a character on her own she was fantastic. The kind of supporting character you rarely get in comics, smart with a feeling of having her own agency. At the same time, DC had this horrible villain they were trying to make a thing of. He was so bad I forgot his name. This was the villain of another character, Capt. Atom, but for some idiotic reason they brought him into the new Green Lantern. How? By having him murder Kyle Rainer's girlfriend and stuff her in a refrigeration. I was so pissed about this I stopped buying the book. And I don't blame women writers and artist in comics for being equally pissed. It was a gore for the sake of gore that served absolutely no purpose. It did not have anything to do with the overall story of the new Green Lantern - this was not even his villain. And there was absolutely no reason for it, just none. It didn't progress the hero's story or journey in any way shape or form. It was done and completely forgotten about two issues later. These days you can't even give away that issue, but we did because we hated that DC did this or allowed it to happen This book speaks to stories like that. These idiotic and horrible ways woman characters are treated, but from the point of view of the victimized females. (Okay, the Mera thing was off because she's never really been treated that way, but it's true that she's extremely powerful but somehow the Justice League never has time for her. That's pretty idiotic.) The story I loved the most was Harley Quinn's. (You'll know it when you see it.) I don't think BDSM is sexy and the relationship between her and Joker always drove me nuts because it's essentially male fantasy BDSM. Abuse a girl but she comes back and loves you more. That's right up there with rape a girl and she falls in love with you. (JEEZ, how did this society get this sick?). Sure, it was kitschy in the animated series but when brought to the comics it just felt like the worse BDSM porn ever made. I don't buy anything if it's a story with those two in it, and as much as Harley became popular and they put her in 1000 books she's still based on a ridiculously abused girlfriend who keeps coming back for more. This is not just DC, Marvel is pretty horrible with this stuff too. Even with their female heroes. (Go find and read Avengers #200 where Ms. Marvel gets raped and impregnated and falls in love with her rapist, then Avenger Annual #10 where she's abused to give another female character an introduction. It's bloody sick.) People got made at Avengers: Age of Ultron because of Black Window's backstory. Well go read Black Window's comic sometime, it worse. I'm tired of every female character being treated like the final girl in a slasher flick. And when it's pointed out that this happens because men write this stuff, guys get so up in arms about it and have every reaction except the one they should have; "I'm sorry, we will do better." This book is timely and needs to be read by every aspiring comic creator, not just because it's well written and makes it's point very well but because it should serve as a wake-up call telling these creators - PLEASE STOP DOING THIS CRAP. Great book. Wish it was written a long time again.
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- Jennifer Johnson
- 11-18-23
Breathtaking
Everything Catherynne writes is, at varying points, delightfully whimsical, bitingly witty, so beautiful you want to weep, so sad you DO weep, horrible, and hopeful. Her stories are all tight, complex works of art that, quite literally, take your breath away.
This story - this collection of stories - does all of that.
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- Andrew
- 01-31-18
Glorious
Catherynne Valente can do no wrong. I have never been disappointed by one of her stories, but this book may be my favorite.
Karis Campbell's performance was breathtaking. Each character came alive and had her unique voice expressed thoroughly due to Campbell's careful reading.
I cannot rate this book highly enough. I have already listened to it twice, and I will listen to it many more times.
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-30-20
LOVED IT UGH SO MUCH
great narration
amazing characters and a very fun adventure
highly recommend
it has curses but young adults would love it
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- Jocey
- 06-30-22
Totally Bad*ss
I loved this anthology. So much anger, snark, and emotion. These superwomen (yes not all of them are capes but bear with me) are funny and thoughtful, with a lot to talk about through their hero/villain relationships with macho, thoughtless partners. I especially liked Pretty Polly's story.
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