The Regional Office Is Under Attack!
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Narrated by:
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Sarah Scott
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Natasha Soudek
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Susan Hanfield
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Mike Chamberlain
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By:
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Manuel Gonzales
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In a world beset by amassing forces of darkness, one organization - the Regional Office - and its coterie of superpowered female assassins protects the globe from annihilation. At its helm, the mysterious Oyemi and her oracles seek out new recruits and root out evil plots. Then a prophecy suggests that someone from inside might bring about its downfall. And now the Regional Office is under attack.
Recruited by a defector from within, Rose is a young assassin leading the attack, eager to stretch into her powers and prove herself on her first mission. Defending the Regional Office is Sarah, who may or may not have a mechanical arm and is fiercely devoted to the organization that took her in as a young woman in the wake of her mother's sudden disappearance. On the day that the Regional Office is attacked, Rose's and Sarah's stories will overlap, their lives will collide, and the world as they know it just might end.
Weaving in a brilliantly conceived mythology, fantastical magical powers, teenage crushes, and kinetic fight scenes, The Regional Office Is Under Attack! is a seismically entertaining debut novel about revenge and allegiance and love.
Read by Sarah Scott, Natasha Soudek, Susan Hanfield, and Mike Chamberlain.
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They call it Company Town - a city-size oil rig off the coast of the Canadian Maritimes, now owned by one very wealthy, powerful, byzantine family: Lynch Ltd. Hwa is of the few people in her community (which constitutes the whole rig) to forgo bioengineered enhancements. As such, she's the last truly organic person left on the rig - making her doubly an outsider as well as a neglected daughter and bodyguard extraordinaire.
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In Silicon Valley, the eccentric inventor of a new encryption application is murdered in an apparent drug deal. In Istanbul, a cynical undercover operator receives a frantic call from his estranged brother, a patent lawyer who believes he is the next victim. And on the sun-drenched slopes of Sand Hill Road, Silicon Valley's nerve center of money and technology, old family hurts sting anew as two brothers who share nothing but blood and bitterness wage a desperate battle against a faceless enemy.
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In her tour-de-force first novel, Juliann Garey takes us inside the restless mind, ravaged heart, and anguished soul of Greyson Todd, a successful Hollywood studio executive who leaves his wife and young daughter and for a decade travels the world giving free reign to the bipolar disorder he's been forced to keep hidden for almost 20 years.
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Psychosis or Syphilis?
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Deal Breaker
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Sports agent Myron Bolitar is poised on the edge of the big-time. So is Christian Steele, a rookie quarterback and Myron's prized client. But when Christian gets a phone call from a former girlfriend, a woman who everyone, including the police, believes is dead, the deal starts to go sour. Suddenly Myron is plunged into a baffling mystery of sex and blackmail.
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Deal Breaker
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Borderline
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A year ago Millie lost her legs and her filmmaking career in a failed suicide attempt. Just when she's sure the credits have rolled on her life story, she gets a second chance with the Arcadia Project: a secret organization that polices the traffic to and from a parallel reality filled with creatures straight out of myth and fairy tales. For her first assignment, Millie is tasked with tracking down a missing movie star who also happens to be a nobleman of the Seelie Court.
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Imagine. You have cancer. You’ve been blasted and wasted with chemotherapy, along with every other poison the doctors could find to kill malignant cells. Most days you’re more dead than alive. Now there is one last chance for survival. Tomorrow you will be infused with your own, treated bone marrow frozen, stored, and safe in one of California’s most prestigious hospitals. Then comes the note: “We have your marrow.... pay or die."
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Not bad, not great, it was OK"
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Tabula Rasa
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The Bourne Identity meets Divergent in this action-packed debut thriller with a Katniss-esque heroine fighting to regain her memories and stay alive, set against a dystopian hospital background.
Sarah starts a crazy battle for her life within the walls of her hospital-turned-prison when a procedure to eliminate her memory goes awry and she starts to remember snatches of her past. Was she an urban terrorist or vigilante? Has the procedure been her salvation or her destruction?
The answers lie trapped within her mind. To access them, she'll need the help of the teen computer hacker who's trying to bring the hospital down for his own reasons, and a pill that's blocked by an army of mercenary soldiers poised to eliminate her for good. If only she knew why…
"This is a snap-the-whip story, dark and fast. The sparks of humor in the voice won me over. Bottom line: I think the cocktail of suspense and believable smart-assery adds up to an addictive dose of reader appeal." —Blythe Woolston, author of the William C. Morris Award winner The Freak Observer
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After America’s Second Civil War, the Pro-Choice and Pro-Life armies came to an agreement. According to their Bill of Life, human life may not be terminated from the moment of conception until the age of thirteen. But between the ages of thirteen and eighteen, the child may be gotten rid of by their parent through a process called “unwinding.”
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Chilling, Scary, Difficult to Read
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The Cove
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The Cove is a quaint little postcard town made up only of old folk who sell the World's Greatest Ice Cream - a secret recipe that brings lots of tourists into town.
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Bonded by Blood
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Deep within the forests of the Pacific Northwest, two vampire coalitions battle for supremacy—Guardian enforcers who safeguard humanity and Darkblood rogues who kill like their ancient ancestors.
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Great Story Except....
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The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer
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Mara Dyer believes life can't get any stranger than waking up in a hospital with no memory of how she got there. It can. She believes there must be more to the accident she can't remember that killed her friends and left her strangely unharmed. There is. She doesn't believe that after everything she's been through, she can fall in love. She's wrong.
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What listeners say about The Regional Office Is Under Attack!
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- Leigh Jackson
- 09-11-19
Funny, fun, exciting.
I’m not sure why I chose this audiobook. I think I saw it on a “good audiobook performances” list. But, damn, am I glad I took a chance on this! Nice performances from all narrators and the story is awesome.
The story jumps around through time, mostly focusing on two extraordinary women and their connection to the mysterious, world saving, organisation The Regional Office. We learn about the rise and fall of that super powered organisation.
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- Maria Rodriguez Martinez
- 05-23-16
Awesome!
I haven't finished a book in 2 day in a long time.
The Author does a great job of pulling you in with a unique style of story telling. I don't want to give anything away, other than I was very entertained. This is a rock solid first novel from Gonzales and IMO it's a must read. Congratulation Mr. Gonzales, I look forward to your next release.
Tim.
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- Dean Hooley
- 04-19-16
Wow Fantastic
I loved it. The story was good and engaging. I had a hard time putting it down. The narrators did a fantastic job!
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- Ohmoxide
- 06-11-16
I was great, and then it just ended...
It was excellent and then it stopped, as if the Final Chapter was excluded. I was sad.
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- Andrew R.
- 05-09-17
it was ok
I found the story structure a bit hard to follow at times. It was interesting enough to finish tho
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- Zak Najera
- 12-18-18
Just Wow!!!
This story was so wonderfully different! The characters are fresh and new! Movie would be awesome!
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- Ruthi
- 06-01-17
Super Fun!
What did you love best about The Regional Office Is Under Attack!?
I typically listen to audiobooks while I'm walking. I am usually a runner, but due to a knee injury I have been only able to walk and walking by itself, gets rather boring when you're used to running or lifting super heavy, but life happens. I saw that I could do a free month of Audible and have two free audiobooks right off, so I decided to give them another try, even though I had been 100% certain they were just not for me.
This one, along with the sixth book in Diana Gabaldon's "Outlander" series has completely changed my mind and made me actually look forward to what I considered pretty boring hour long to two hour long walks around the park because it's my "audiobook time," as well.
(quick aside ends here, and the review starts now of the above was tl;dr)
This book in particular was hysterical! I loved all of the characters (well, started to hate a few but in a fun way towards the end) and kept wanting to go back down to the park to listen to it more. Finally, after my insomnia hit tonight, I decided to finish listening to it and gosh, I'm so glad this was one of my choices for May to listen to! So funny and perfectly on point action. No gratuitous violence or sex but for those like my mom who find a ton of swearing off-putting, you probably will not enjoy listening to this. But, if you love comics, assassins, oracles & secret corporations, grab this one to listen to! You won't regret it! I definitely recommend it to those who listen to books while doing something active, though sitting quietly while listening is also super fun, it's just a book that is even more thoroughly enjoyed if you're working out while listening to it!
5/5 stars. Narration was perfect; I listened to it at 1.25x speed which was probably the best speed for the narrators.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Sarah; because she has life hit her silly a lot and I relate to that.
What does the narrators bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Timing. Most of the jokes are witty verbal ones that require pitch-perfect timing, and the narrators brought that out. Plus, I was able to more fully immerse in the story because it felt like someone was literally telling me what they and others had just gone through. Sarah is who it felt like was telling the entire story, even other people's parts.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Not really, but there were quite a few laugh out loud moments where I knew I probably looked weird to others, walking round the park giggling to myself- it's why I was grateful I had huge headphones on, too!
Any additional comments?
I am very happy that this was one of my first audiobooks to listen to in full. It was thoroughly enjoyable.
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- Melody
- 09-10-17
Multiple narrators and storylines
I love a book where the chapters alternate between different narrators/characters. I also love a book where the chapters alternate between two different timelines (past and present). However, this book does both. There are multiple narrators and the chapters also take place in different times. I guess this MIGHT work in a book, but this is so incredibly confusing for an audiobook. Another result of this storytelling process is that the plot moves so slowly. The book starts with an attack on the regional office. Five hours in the chapters about the present are still in the early battle scenes of the attack.
Additionally, the main character Rose has a super immature internal dialogue. I am no prude, but I think that swearing should be somewhat meaningful, not used for constant fillers.
Overall, this book has a good premise, but is confusing and would be better suited for young adults.
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- The Audience
- 04-12-16
Natasha Soudek Nailed It!!
What did you like best about this story?
This was better than his "Miniature Wife" stories.
Great story, solid pacing, EXCELLENT new narrator Natasha Soudek on the scene!
Have you listened to any of the narrators’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
No, I considered getting the ebook, but am so glad I got the audiobook because I found Natasha Soudek (who reads the From the regional office chapters). I'm now going to hunt down everything else she has done is Sci-Fi. Mike Chamberlain is also great as always.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I listen to Sci-Fi, I don't cry. Except when zombies or aliens attack babies. :)
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- Stacey "StickyKeys"
- 07-24-18
Fun listen!
I didn't have a problem with the timeline and found the story fun and engaging. I still had questions at the end but I think it wrapped up nicely. Very good and entertaining!
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