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The Simpsons

An Uncensored, Unauthorized History

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The Simpsons

By: John Ortved
Narrated by: John Allen Nelson, Justine Eyre
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The Simpsons is one of the most successful shows in the history of television. From its first moment on air, the series' rich characters, subversive themes, and layered humor have resounded deeply with audiences, both young and old, who wanted more from their entertainment than what was being meted out at the time by the likes of Full House, Growing Pains, and Family Matters.

Spawned as an animated short on The Tracy Ullman Show - mere filler on the way to commercial breaks - the series grew from a controversial cult favorite to a mainstream powerhouse, and after 19 years, the residents of Springfield no longer simply hold up a mirror to our way of life; they have ingrained themselves into it.

John Ortved's oral history is the first-ever look behind the scenes at the creation and day-to-day running of The Simpsons, as told by many of the people who make it, including writers, animators, producers, and network executives. It's an intriguing yet hilarious tale, full of betrayal, ambition, and love. Like the family it depicts, the show's creative forces have been riven by dysfunction from the get-go - outsize egos clashing with studio executives and one another over credit for and control of a pop-culture institution.

Contrary to popular belief, The Simpsons did not spring from one man's brain, fully formed, like a hilarious Athena. Its inception was a process, with many parents, and this book tells the story.

©2009 John Ortved; 2009 Tantor
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One of the most beloved and successful shows in the history of television, The Simpsons has evolved from a controversial reflection of our lives to a mainstream source of pop culture. John Ortved reveals the events behind the scenes, taking an unflinching look at the betrayal, ambition, and comedy that marked the show's history. Narrators John Allen Nelson and the award-winning Justine Eyre perform the anecdotes from sources such as former Simpsons writer Conan O'Brien, actor Hank Azaria, and media magnate Rupert Murdoch with gusto and believability. Eyre and Nelson capture the nostalgic tone of the oral histories, their vocal stresses and hesitations hinting at both good and bad memories.

Critic reviews

"You have to admire all the work that went into this unauthorized history. It's the labor of a disenchanted fan, but a smart, loving fan nonetheless." ( Entertainment Weekly)
"As tasty as a pink-glazed donut with sprinkles, as refreshing as a Duff beer and as piquant as a curry slushy from Kwik-E Mart." ( The Washington Post)

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Terrible Narration

Would you consider the audio edition of The Simpsons to be better than the print version?

Read, don't listen, to this book. Many books are enhanced by listening to it, this one is not. The narrator sounds bored as he reads the material and pronounces names incorrectly. He repeatedly pronounces Cartman as "Cart-man" and even calls Millhouse, MOllhouse.

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The author inserts his opinion far too much. Quite honestly, I don't think I necessarily disagreed with him, but I when listening to a book about the ins and outs of a show/industry, I don't need to hear their personal opinion. This caused the book to lose credibility to me. Now I can only wonder what things were cherry-picked or taken out of context to support his opinions.

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Oral History of The Simpsons

I really like these types of “oral history / behind-the-scenes” books and found this one interesting.

The trouble is: there is no cast to interview so at times it just felt like the biography of the creators as opposed to a more dishy book about The Show.

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Ok book but odd choice of narrator

The book was an oral history and the insights were interesting however the narrator pronounced names and catchphrases as if he had never heard them before. For a book about how the Simpsons catchphrases have become part of our vernacular and the characters iconic in global culture it was jarring to have the narrator mispronounce character names and use wrong inflections.

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Worst. Narration. Ever.

What did you love best about The Simpsons?

The author did a great job of selecting quotes and linking them together to form his narrative.

Would you be willing to try another one of John Allen Nelson and Justine Eyre ’s performances?

Absolutely not. Justine was fine, but Mr. Nelson really needs to find another line of work. He's a fine actor on screen, but he seems like a different person here. I just went through my wish list to make sure that I did not have any other selections narrated by Mr. Allen.

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How did they find the one American who has never seen The Simpsons and has little clue about pop culture to narrate this book? Who doesn't know how to pronounce "D'oh," Homer Simpsons exclamation that's so famous it made the dictionary? He mispronounced South Park's Cartman as CartMAN, like he was a superhero. U2's Bono sounded like Sonny Bono's last name. On top of that, his cadence was very off-putting and the whole performance was dry. Sorry, Mr. Nelson. This just ain't your bag.

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Dough?

The $impsons book's a good repeat, making time for the predictable. Do the Bart man

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Doing the Bartman justice

great insight into the series that defined much of the 90s. most of the story is taken from public sources/interviews and well compiled to reflect how the Simpsons became the phenomena that it did

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Story was fascinating, narration lackluster

I found everything about it fascinating. Sure I disagree with the whole anything after season 9 is bad mentality

But my biggest issue is with the narrator from mispronounceing names to just sounding disinterested. If I wasn't already super into the simpsons I wouldn't have listened to it all the way through

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Tell Me More

John Ortved's book is filled with trenchant insights and a significant amount of bon mot. I enjoyed it immensely. Thanks.

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Seedy under belly of the Simpsons.

I was expecting such a hilarious subject matter to be so glib. It's interesting enough to find that the life of a sitcom writer is hell on earth but so much of the industry being mean and cruel was quite the bummer. When it does get into the jokes of the show it often repeats itself. Yes yes we all know George Bush Hates the Simpsons. Further more the narrator mis pronounces several names. I'd say fanatics only but fanatics all ready know this stuff.

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Wow so much insight into the Simpsons and the creative thinking processes that gave them life.
Now retired I have 265 on my DVR and try to watch a couple every day.
The book helps me rank the ones I want to view first. Btw watching always makes me laugh out loud, chuckle, or nod in agreement. Now that I've read what goes on behind the "green" curtain it makes it that much better.
The audible version was exemplary and the use of gender specific readers enhanced the experience.

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