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The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag

By: Robert A. Heinlein
Narrated by: Tom Weiner
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Jonathan Hoag has a curious problem. Every evening, he finds a mysterious reddish substance under his fingernails, with no memory what he was doing during the day to get it there. Jonathan hires the husband and wife detective team of Ted and Cynthia Randall to follow him during the day and find out. But Ted and Cynthia find themselves instantly out of their depth. Jonathan leaves no fingerprints. His few memories about his profession turn out to be false. Even stranger, Ted and Cynthia's own memories of what happens during their investigation do not match. There is a thirteenth floor to Jonathan's building that does not exist, there are mysterious and threatening beings living inside mirrors, and all of reality is not what they thought it was. Part supernatural thriller, part noir detective story, Heinlein's trip down the rabbit hole leads where you never expected.©2003 the Robert A. & Virginia Heinlein Prize Trust (P)2009 Blackstone Audio, Inc. Science Fiction Marriage Fiction

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Part supernatural thriller, part noir detective story, Heinlein's trip down the rabbit hole leads where you never expected. Currently in development to be a feature film.
"One of the grand masters of science fiction." ( Wall Street Journal)
"The most influential science fiction writer of all time!" ( Locus)

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This is truly such a unique story that I believe it would translate into an excellent film. It's not often that you see the cross between detective mystery fiction and sci-fi, but it honestly REALLY works. The book is only around a 4 hour listen but TOTALLY worth the price of a credit. You won't be sorry you listened to this one.

9.5 / 10

Brilliant Sci-Fi Detective Action!

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I enjoy Heinlein occasionally, but was surprised when reading this that it really felt like a Philip K Dick story.

I recommend going in with as little foreknowledge as possible and just enjoy the ride. The payoff at the end is exceptional

Pleasantly surprised by this one

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I'm not a huge fan of Heinlein, but I took a chance on this one. I wasn't terribly surprised...I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it.

The plot goes as follows: Jonathan Hoag seems to have no memory of his job---he doesn't know what he does for a living and seems to have no memory of working hours. So, he hires a husband-and-wife detective agency to tail him when he goes to work, but they get tangled in a larger and more confusing mess...

As an adventure tale, the story is only so-so. There is some interesting discourse on dreams, memory and perception on the nature of reality...themes that would be explored more thoroughly by Philip K. Dick a few decades later.

Overall, I think the story was reasonably well-written, with the mystery unfolding slowly. I did find the ending somewhat unsatisfying.

Tom Weiner did a really good job as the narrator.

Good, not great

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This isn't as much science fiction as 30s Detective meets supernatural. As long as you don't mind the genre shift from his primary work, it is enjoyable and if course well written.

Not Heinlein's best but still very good

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This novella was a change of pace for Heinlein. It's NOT a story of the future, NOT concerned with space exploration, and does NOT bear a political message. Rather, it starts out like an old-fashioned noir and ends up in “X-Files” territory.

Ironically, for me, rereading with disappointment many of the Heinlein works I loved many decades ago as a high schooler, this is one of the very few that still hold up rather nicely. Yes, it’s dated in many ways, it begins to drag a bit around the middle, and its characters don’t always behave the way normal intelligent human beings would. Nonetheless, its highly original basic premise, and some of its scenes and images, have remained pleasurably in my memory for more than half a century, and it was fun to re-encounter them.

A reminder of how versatile Heinlein could be

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I read this as a teenager. Now in my seventies, this has held up as a classic.

Memorable

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This is a fun little Robert A. Heinlein novella. Jonathan Hoag doesn’t know what he does for a living. He has no recollection of his days. All he knows is he gets paid every week and has a weird red substance under his fingernails after work. So he hires some private detectives to follow him and things really get strange.

In this short work, Heinlein explores what one of his typically rational and hard-science based heroes would do if he appeared to run into the supernatural. As you would expect from Heinlein, this tension leads to one heck of a ride and a very exciting (if not totally satisfactory) conclusion. Great for the serious fan of Heinlein’s fiction, but not a great choice if you’re just wondering what all the fuss regarding Heinlein is all about.

Unusual Example of Early Heinlein

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I first read this on a paperback my dad gave to me - probably 40-some years ago. I was a fairly new reader at the time but had read a fair amount of Heinlein and Asimov, so I thought I knew what to expect. Wrong. I’ve have been looking for a copy for decades, and while I had the most vague recollection of the plot, the story was still a nice surprise.

A Different Side of Heinlein

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Minor details do date the story (a tad bit), in a quaint way. BUT...the other thing that "dates" it, is the "out of the box" thinking that this period of sci-fi writers did quite well. A balance is struck between the ways the story could be called "dated"... and the latter wins (in my book). LOL. BIGtime :)

Interesting :)

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Great narration of a really weird story. Very unlike any other "sci-fi" from the 40's and 50's I'd read before. There was almost something magical about the narrative. It was weird. If the alien elements of the story had been played up a little more, I think I would've been more into it.

Very strange story. Unique for early "sci-fi"

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