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  • There Is No F--king Secret

  • Letters from a Badass Bitch
  • By: Kelly Osbourne
  • Narrated by: Kelly Osbourne
  • Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (543 ratings)

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There Is No F--king Secret

By: Kelly Osbourne
Narrated by: Kelly Osbourne
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Publisher's summary

People ask Kelly Osbourne all the time: "What's your secret?"

Kelly Osbourne may not always have been a typical role model, but no one can say that her perspective isn't hard won after spending three decades in the spotlight: from growing up completely exposed to the heavy metal scene - replete with crazy antics most listeners have only begun to hear about - to spending her teenage years as the wild middle child of an even wilder Ozzy Osbourne, to the family's popular stint on their wacky eponymous reality show. Since then Osbourne has forged her own path as a style icon and powerful woman in the media who isn't afraid to tell it like it is and be honest with her fans. But being the daughter of a music legend hasn't always been glamorous; growing up Osbourne is an experience that Kelly wouldn't trade, but there are battle scars, and she is finally now ready to embrace and reveal their origins.

Told as a series of letters to various people and places in her life, There Is No F--king Secret gives listeners an intimate look at the stories and influences that have shaped Osbourne's highly speculated-about life, for better or for worse. The stories will make listeners' jaws drop, but ultimately they will come away empowered to forge their own paths to confidence, no matter how deranged and out of control they may be, and to learn the ultimate lesson: that there just is no f--king secret.

©2017 Kelly Osbourne (P)2017 Penguin Audio
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Critic reviews

"If brutal honesty is your favorite memoir style, Kelly Osbourne's new book is for you." (People.com)

“With frank discussions about drug use, image, sex, and bullying, Osbourne’s candid and engaging memoir will have special appeal to teens and young women facing similar struggles, and every reader will find her hard-won confidence and sobriety inspiring.” (Booklist)

“Readers who adore the unadulterated Osbourne will devour her amusing and sometimes-scandalous anecdotes and applicable advice on life, fashion, and self-acceptance.... A breezy, well-intentioned memoir.” (Kirkus Reviews)

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I listened to this book in two days while working, delivering Amazon packages. Such an easy listen if you don't mind the cursing. Especially since I relate to Kelly so much. Personality wise and her struggle with addiction. I laughed, cried and laughed some more. Thank you Kelly for being you!

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spectacular #womeninhistory

narrator was the one the story was about so i couldn't imagine another person portraying her life any better than she. I love the first hand from the "horses mouth" so to speak vibes of it and how open and honest she was. it is amazing she wrote this at 32 years old. the very age I am and wanting to write my journey out so far. I am far from that point I have a lot more to accomplish but its inspiring.

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I absolutely loved it!

Kelly Osbourne is completely amazing! And I really loved the fact that she narrated her own book!

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I enjoyed it!!!

I loved the fact that Kelly read it and I honestly love the fact that she DIDN'T mention other peoples names; you don't have to use a name to tell a story. It was also very interesting to hear all of the things she has gone through and is surprisingly normal. I'm happy that she seems very happy and that its not based on the amount of zeros on a check but, because she has truly been through hell and made it through (I can not even imagine the thought of having both of your parents in health crisis as a teenager). Kudos to Kelly for making it through.

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Great to hear the facts from the source!

If you grew up in the era where the Osbourne’s ruled the television you will most likely be fascinated and captivated by Kelly. I always wanted and needed to know more about her and I was not disappointed. The letter to Joan Rivers had me wiping tears from my eyes. Kelly we need more!

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absolutely amazing inspirational and life changing

I absolutely lov d this book Kelly is an amazing person who has been through so much and I am so inspired by this book.

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Fantastic book!

She’s open, wickedly honest and insightful beyond her years.

The secret: don’t forget to own that you’re bad ass, despite what life throws at you.

Highly recommend this book! Enjoy

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Fuck Yeah !

Wow!
Thank you for introducing yourself to all.
You are remarkable.
Great Book and it made me think about my life.

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Loved this book

I really enjoyed hearing Kelly tell her story. and her reading it. If you love The Osbournes, I highly recommend

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I laughed; I cried

Kelly delivers such inspiration & snarky humor in this account of her life experiences and the wisdom she's gained from it. I loved every minute of it!

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