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Narrated by:
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Martin Jarvis
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By:
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Jerome K. Jerome
About this listen
Here is one of the greatest English comic novels read by incontrovertible king of English comic audiobook readers, Martin Jarvis. Three men, worried about their health and in search of different experiences, set off 'up the river' in a boat. Jerome's delightful novel, dating from 1900, paints a vivid picture of innocent fun.
Download the accompanying reference guide.©2005 NAXOS AudioBooks Ltd. (P)2005 NAXOS AudioBooks Ltd.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Another amazing thing -- according to Wikipedia, this book was "originally intended as a serious travel guide, but the humorous elements took over". Incredible!
Incredible!
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Would you listen to Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog) again? Why?
I would listen again just because Martin Jarvis has a nice voice and lovely accent - he's a pleasure to spend time with.What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?
I found the most interesting aspect of the story to be the universality of human (and dog) nature. The stories Jerome relates are mostly about human foibles and all of the technology that has developed in the 120 years since this was written hasn't changed people or dogs one whit.Which scene was your favorite?
I loved one of the very beginning stories about the author having read a book on illnesses and diagnosing himself with most of them and his doctor's irritation at the patient misapplying a little knowledge when he wasn't a trained doctor. LOL - How many of us do this these days using information we Google? Clearly, diagnosing your own medical ailments and a physician's aggravation with that did not start with the invention of the Internet. In addition, I loved almost every story about Montmorency especially his encounter with a big black Tom cat.Any additional comments?
I wouldn't put this on my list of all time favorite books, but it is entertaining and the narration is superb.Quite fun
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If you could sum up Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog) in three words, what would they be?
Jolly. Good. Fun.Who was your favorite character and why?
Difficult to say. Maybe J, as he's the narrator? They're all funny and entertaining.What about Martin Jarvis’s performance did you like?
Martin Jarvis sounds just as you'd expect a proper English gentleman to sound. Part of the humor arises from the contrast between the absurdity of the events and the propriety of the narrator.Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
I read this book very quickly using the Whispersync option to switch between the Kindle e-book and this narration. I must say I enjoyed the narration even more than the e-book because of Jarvis's phenomenal performance.Any additional comments?
Great book, particularly if you enjoy dry British humor.Brilliant little piece of British humor
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The three fellows & the dog floated down the river back when men really did wear straw boaters & women corsets & big hats, and for a woman to show her ankle was an utter scandal. Jerome's humor is delightful, and the situations the group get into are hilarious. It's the kind of book one can read or listen to repeatedly. A good book to read after this is Connie Willis's "To Say Nothing of the Dog," wherein people visit that time, and happen to run into Jerome & his fellow travelers.
It doesn't seem to happen often, but sometimes the Powers That Be manage to make the perfect choice for narrator --another one that I just got was Stephen King's "The Stand" + Grover Gardner. When it does happen, it's wonderful.
Another perfect pairing; excellent book & reader
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Enjoy
Sooo funny
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The reading is excellent. Martin Jarvis was born to read English humour and when the stuff he is reading is a as good as this the only problem is that there isn't more of it.
Beautiful writing, beautiful reading
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Dry British humor
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This is my favorite book.
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delightful and funny
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Dry and Hilarious
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