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Narrated by:
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Steven Crossley
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By:
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Jerome K. Jerome
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Martyrs to hypochondria and general seediness, J. and his friends George and Harris decide that a jaunt up the Thames would suit them just fine. But when they set off, they can hardly predict the troubles that lie ahead with tow-ropes, unreliable weather forecasts, and tins of pineapple chunks---not to mention the devastation left in the wake of J.'s small fox-terrier Montmorency.
Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog) was an instant success when it appeared in 1889, and, with its benign escapism, authorial discursions, and wonderful evocation of the late-Victorian clerking classes, it hilariously captured the spirit of its age.
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great sorry from 1890.Victorian england.
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Not as hilarious as widely advertised
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Wit and humorous wisdom
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If you could sum up Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog) in three words, what would they be?
Hilarious. Fun. Unforgettable.What did you like best about this story?
So many of these sweet tales can be related to if one has *ever* gone on a canoe trip or had any minor annoyances in life.The stories about the people towing is among my favorites. "There's never a dull moment in the boat while girls are towing it."
What about Steven Crossley’s performance did you like?
I really liked his dry manner. :)Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I was listening to this as I was falling asleep one night. I had almost drifted off when I found myself climbing out of the covers because I had been abruptly brought back to reality. The mildness with which the antics are put forth soon had me laughing so hard, I had to take a few moments and get a drink of water. I laughed for about 5 minutes in the other room. Story is hilarious. I wish they'd taught us about Jerome K Jerome in school. :)Any additional comments?
If you'd like to have a good time, I would urge anyone to read this book or give it a listen. I giggled very hard through most of it because it's so easy to imagine and was extremely easy to relate to, on many levels.Listening gave me the impression an old friend was telling me about their experiences on the water. - Pure joy and fun.
Just Hilarious
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A Very Funny Misadventure
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Quietly amusing and occasionally funny.
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humanity has not changed and its funny!
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Love British Humor!!!
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What a gem! Laugh out loud funny.
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Would you listen to Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog) again? Why?
I definitely will! Clever writing, great vocabulary. I picked this one up as a recommendation from a friend. That friend just went up a couple notches in my esteem. :) I will recommend this to everyone I know. I'm surprised I've never heard of this book before.What was one of the most memorable moments of Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)?
One of my favorite moments is when a couple of Germans get a friend of theirs to sing an aria. I will say no more on this as I don't want to ruin the moment for anyone. This did get me to actually laugh out loud as I listened to it.Have you listened to any of Steven Crossley’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I have not. He did a superb job!Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
I don't know if 'moved' is the right word for a book of this nature. However I will say that I laughed out loud several times from this story. This is something that is not in my nature to do while listening to, or reading a story.A must listen!
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