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Ian Thomas Healy
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Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse.
Such is the credo of the modern mercenary in the economic downturn of the late 2040s. Three such antiheroes are brought together by a billionaire for a unique search-and-retrieval mission. If they succeed, they'll walk away free and clear with a big fat payday. But if they fail... Well, things will go badly for them. Their quest will take them to the far corners of the Earth, from central Australia to Brazil to the Eastern European micronation of Borlovia, all in search of one of the world's rarest treasures: the elusive and collectible TIS bottle. Three bottles, three chances to succeed...or fail. What could possibly go wrong?
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What a rollercoaster of a story; such an exciting listen. Writing was strong and the story was unpredictable and unique. It certainly kept my attention throughout. There is a degree of depth here that is rare to come across, I really felt immersed. Definitely recommend!
Narration was strong and enhanced the experience greatly.
Fasted Paced Story... Unique and Enjoyable
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What did you love best about Troubleshooters: The Longest Joke Ever Told?
Many stories that have an adversarial artificial intelligence would use it as the main story line. The same with corrupt religious leaders, rampaging cyborgs, out of control hackers and drug deals gone bad.In Troubleshooters, these themes are mere story arcs.
Healy keeps taking you higher.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Angel, the assassin dominates the story and holds your attention at gun point. She focuses the action and characters at just about every part of the novel. Even when others antics are center stage such as Camaro's chase near the beginning, the action lands at Angels feet. Angels energy pushes the story right to the punchline.Have you listened to any of Nicholas Patrella’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I can't recall any other works I have heard narrated by Nicholas Patrella, but he did a good job differentiating the characters tonally. His performance helped carry the story along. His energy in the action sequences, especially, riveted your attention.If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
I could see Troubleshooters as a movie or better yet a miniseries. The international venues and exotic tech would give each episode a different focus. The series has action, gadgets and a bag of chips.Any additional comments?
"I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review."Healy puts crack in the popcorn with this novel.
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In Troubleshooters, Healy introduces us to a rich cast of characters who are engaging as well as a delightful 180 in their interpersonal dynamic to what we typically see in fiction/movies/TV (Healy is probably one of the more consistently equalist writers I've read). Because we know the characters, because they're very real in their quirks and complexities, when the time comes for them to take on a mission, we're interested in how they'll react, how they'll plan, how they'll deal with obstacles, and what every tense moment means to them. I will typically fall asleep during any story (movie or otherwise) when the action gets too heavy, but even though Healy's action snowballs into action on top of action in the latter portion of Troubleshooters, I was rarely not engaged. Not only because of the writing, but because of the
Narration
Nicholas Patrella is fantastic. His accents and voices differentiate one character from the next, the noises he makes for his characters (laughter, sighs, scoffs, or the snarfling gurgle of being choked or stabbed) seem spontaneous and natural and just right for the moment/character, and when the action gets going, when the tension is high, you can hear it in his delivery.
A lively, entertaining, and often funny book.
Capers!
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I thought the narration was amazing but the story was lacking depth. Overall it was a good listen.
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Talented Voice actor.
Subtitle put me off, but great book
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This is an action packed heist story, which is a trope that I've come to realize is one of my favorites... I love that edge-of-the-seat, spine tingling sensation I get when the characters go for the prize (Please Don't Get Caught, DON'T GET CAUGHT). And it gets me every time!
This is the story of Angel, sometimes know as Angel of Death, she is a kick-butt, no nonsense hit-man, er, hit-woman, who happens to be down on her luck for the moment. She takes a job sight unseen, and she is told that she'll need a team. Her 1st recruit is Haiwee, a kick-butt hacker. For her Wheelman, she enlists Camaro, a monowheel racer who just possibly has more balls than brains... With her team chosen she's ready to discover what she has gotten them into... and it's gonna take all 3 of 'em if they want to complete the job and collect a 9 million dollar payoff!
I loved the audio edition of Troubleshooters. The narrator, Nicholas Petrella, handled all the characters and accents with aplomb... and I actually laughed out loud, because at times Nicholas sounded more like a spectator (not a reader) who's actually watching the events as they unfold, exactly like that excitement a sportscaster conveys as they describe the high speed, bumper to bumper, adrenaline driven antics of the drivers in a Formula 1 race!
And the ending... Wow! Lets just say it slayed me... I really hope the future brings us more stories in this series. Go team Troubleshooters!
Hold onto your hat...
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The story has a giant macguffin that ultimately doesn’t matter, but is a vehicle for getting the team together and moving them across some really fun action set pieces. It is a globe trotting action adventure story – a pop corn blockbuster that you don’t have to think too hard about.
I have previously come to author, Ian Thomas Healy, via his Just Cause super hero books. This is a very different book, but it has his same good writing, enjoyable characters and great action pieces.
The narration by Nicholas Patrella is also very good. He goes subtle character voices, allowing the listener to easily tell what is going on and who is talking. There is an Australian character in there, and his Aussie accent is actually passable. Generally he is well paced, clear and engages well with the text.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
An assassin, a hacker and a getaway driver.
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Big egos and cups
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