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Blending literature and memoir, Ann Patchett, author of State of Wonder and Bel Canto examines her deepest commitments: to writing, family, friends, dogs, books, and her husband in This Is the Story of a Happy Marriage. Together, these essays, previously published in The Atlantic, Harper, Vogue, and The Washington Post, form a resonant portrait of a life lived with loyalty and with love.
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Entertaining, engrossing, and elucidative essays
- By Bonny on 01-07-14
By: Ann Patchett
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The Very Worst Missionary
- A Memoir or Whatever
- By: Jamie Wright
- Narrated by: Madeleine Lambert
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
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After finding Jesus at a suburban megachurch, young Jamie Wright trades in the easy life on the cul-de-sac for the green fields of Costa Rica. There, along with her husband, kids, and the family cat, she intends to serve God and make converts. But she soon loses faith and falls into a funk of cynicism and despair. Fortunately, Knives the cat is there, looking on with just enough disinterest to make her laugh...and dare her to try another way. That other way turns out to be telling the truth. She launches a renegade blog, Jamie the Very Worst Missionary, which wins a large following.
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Didn’t like the book
- By Jonathan on 04-17-20
By: Jamie Wright
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Bare Bones
- I'm Not Lonely If You're Reading This Book
- By: Bobby Bones
- Narrated by: Bobby Bones
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
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Growing up poor in Mountain Pine, Arkansas, with a young, addicted mom, Bobby Estell fell in love with country music. Abandoned by his father at the age of five, Bobby saw the radio as his way out - a dream that came true in college when he went on air at the Henderson State University campus station broadcasting as Bobby Bones while simultaneously starting The Bobby Bones Show at 105.9 KLAZ.
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A look inside the narcissist life of Bobby Bones.
- By Selena on 05-20-16
By: Bobby Bones
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Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic
- And Other Opinions I Can't Back Up with Facts
- By: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrated by: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
- By Tim on 04-16-15
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The Partly Cloudy Patriot
- By: Sarah Vowell
- Narrated by: Sarah Vowell, Conan O'Brien, Seth Green, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
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Sarah Vowell travels through the American past and investigates the dusty, bumpy roads of her own life. Her essays confront a wide range of subjects, icons, and historical moments: Ike, Teddy Roosevelt, and Bill Clinton; Canadian Mounties and German Filmmakers; Tom Cruise and Buffy the Vampire Slayer; twins and nerds; the Gettysburg Address, the State of the Union, and George W. Bush's inauguration. The result is an engrossing audiobook, capturing Vowell's memorable wit and her keen social commentary.
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One of the best surprises on AUDIBLE.COM!!
- By Doggy Bird on 04-14-04
By: Sarah Vowell
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The Pursuit of Happyness (Abridged)
- By: Chris Gardner
- Narrated by: Andre Blake
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
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At the age of 20, Chris Gardner arrived in San Francisco to pursue a promising career in medicine. However, he surprised everyone and himself by setting his sights on the competitive world of high finance. Yet no sooner had he landed an entry-level position at a prestigious firm, Gardner found himself caught in a web of incredibly challenging circumstances that left him part of the city's working homeless with his toddler son.
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Very Good Story!
- By Lito Da Critic on 06-02-06
By: Chris Gardner
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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
- Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids
- By: Jen Kirkman
- Narrated by: Jen Kirkman
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
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"You'll change your mind." That's what everyone says to Jen Kirkman - and countless women like her - when she confesses she doesn't plan to have children. But you know what? It's hard enough to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control.
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Funny. Not fall down laughing funny, but funny
- By david on 05-22-13
By: Jen Kirkman
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Americanized
- Rebel Without a Green Card
- By: Sara Saedi
- Narrated by: Lameece Issaq
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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At 13, bright-eyed straight-A student Sara Saedi uncovered a terrible family secret: She was breaking the law simply by living in the United States. Only two years old when her parents fled Iran, she didn't learn of her undocumented status until her older sister wanted to apply for an after-school job but couldn't because she didn't have a Social Security number. Fear of deportation kept Sara up at night, but it didn't keep her from being a teenager.
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Corny Cheesy
- By Mina00 on 09-06-18
By: Sara Saedi
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Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?
- Confessions of a Gay Dad
- By: Dan Bucatinsky
- Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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In 2005, Dan Bucatinsky and his partner, Don Roos, found themselves in an L.A. delivery room, decked out in disposable scrubs from shower cap to booties, to welcome their adopted baby girl - launching their frantic yet memorable adventures into fatherhood. Two and a half years later, the same birth mother - a heroically generous, pack-a-day teen with a passion for Bridezilla marathons and Mountain Dew - delivered a son into the couple’s arms.
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A Parenting Book with Humor and Heart
- By The Reading Date on 02-05-14
By: Dan Bucatinsky
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An Uncomplicated Life
- A Father's Memoir of His Exceptional Daughter
- By: Paul Daugherty
- Narrated by: Robert McCollum
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
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A father’s exhilarating and funny love letter to his daughter with Down syndrome whose vibrant and infectious approach to life has something to teach all of us about how we can better live our own. Jillian Daugherty was born with Down syndrome. On the day Paul and Kerry, her parents, brought her home from the hospital they were flooded with worry and uncertainty, but also overwhelming love, which they channeled to “the job of building the better Jillian”. While their daughter had special needs, they refused to allow her to grow up needy - “expect, don’t accept” became their mantra.
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A Story on the Beauties of DS
- By Matthew on 04-16-23
By: Paul Daugherty
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- TheresaD
- 02-01-23
Great book!!!
I absolutely loved this book! I think I can relate to her columns because we are about the same age. Imagine writing a column for your local paper about any subject that comes to mind. Chapter 97 is one of my favorites, and includes: “I’m going green, not Ed Bagley green, but a small step in the right direction.” This book is a compilation of 133 columns in 3-5 minute increments.
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- Lynn
- 11-11-16
Texas Our Texas
If you could sum up Turned Wrong at Ding Dong in three words, what would they be?
Drive Thru Liquor
Those are the best stores and her tale about it was great.
Who was your favorite character and why?
No real character except the author.
What does Michelle Babb bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Her accent is perfect for this book.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
I laughed though a lot of the Texas parts since I live here and they are right on cue.
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This audiobook was provided by the author/narrator/publisher free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review.
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- Karen S
- 08-22-21
THis audiobook covers a range of subjects/memories
An interesting collection of the authors memories and her opinions on various subjects. Each chapter is a story or memory. Some are fun, some are serious, others make you think.
The narration was exceptional as always. Michelle Babb is a great narrator and we always enjoy listening to the books she narrates.
I requested tis audiobook and am leaving this review voluntarily.
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- Blackeagle
- 01-10-21
Reminisce of the Past
This book brought back a lot of memories from my past both good and bad. I listened to the author's musings about the past and some were just either outright funny or to me cruel. I enjoyed the narration of Michelle Babb she was perfect for this book. I received this book for free and this is my honest unbiased review.
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- April H.
- 04-09-16
Turned Wrong at Ding Dong
"This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast."
I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It made me think back to times and events that happened during the writing. There is plenty of humor, but also
serious issues related. The author touches all sides of human lifestyles . Some of my favorite things opinionated parenting, bacon, and chocolate.
The narration was well done. The characters were excellently portrayed. Michelle Babb delivers yet again!!!!
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- Mysteries in a Teacup
- 06-26-22
Enjoyable mix of memoir, and travel/personal diary
This is a fun listen! Enjoyable writing (with lots of dry sense of humor), and very good and fitting narration!
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- B.McGrath
- 08-01-20
A wide and varied subject
A road trip/travels in Texas through the eyes, memories, and colorful prose of this interesting and entertaining author. Laid back easy enjoyable fun listen. Some topics are a little darker, but reflect a life well lived. Musings and reminiscing brought back a lot of my own memories. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job.
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- NanaTammy
- 01-26-23
So interesting
This was such an interesting book to listen to. I found that I was drawn to each short article. will definitely listen to anything else by this author if I can find it.
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- T. Freese
- 01-26-23
Quirky, wholesome and fun
Its really great being exposed to something I would not have otherwise chosen. This book of what is effectively many short stories, is engaging and because i could relate to many things funny. Authors style is much how my brain works IRL so i quite enjoyed it. Narrator made listening fun so much so i basically listened to the entire book in one sitting. Now I listen at 2x so was just over 4 hours but i did really like it. If im being super critical, there were a few audio edits, where most probably audio was added that were a bit distracting. I suspect that most wont even notice but my critical ear did. Does not take away from book just an observation. Did 100% love this one.
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- Jeff Harper
- 01-22-23
Really Great Compilation of Her Columns
Honestly when I started I wasn’t sure what I had. But in 1st quarter of book I had the thought she sort of reminds me of Erma Bombeck. Content is covered with challenge, thoughtfulness and humor.
I did think at times it might have been better in the Kindle format. The written words might give better context on dates, or for questions and answers columns.
While I rated s 5 I debated between 4 and 5.
I did obtain the book via voucher which did not affect this review
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