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Old Fools, Book 5
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Narrated by:
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Jilly Bond
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By:
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Victoria Twead
About this listen
When dark, sinister clouds loom, Victoria and Joe find themselves facing life-changing decisions. Happily, silver linings also abound in this, the fifth Old Fools chronicle.
A fresh new face joins the cast of familiar characters but the return of a bad penny may be more than some can handle. What does the future hold for the Spanish village of El Hoyo and the two old fools?
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- 03-07-25
I just love the author. Always something new in their life.
I loved all her books. The stories are about real life happiness and love.
The story line feels like old friends.
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