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Emily Woo Zeller
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Mike Chen
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From the New York Times bestselling author of Star Wars: Brotherhood
“A love letter to the power of music, this thoughtful, humorous exploration of what constitutes living versus mere survival sees Chen (Light Years from Home) at the top of his game.”—Publishers Weekly starred review
"A strong emotional core carries Chen’s (Light Years from Home, 2022) latest, which is ultimately about healing from old wounds and learning how to embrace life again after loss—even if you’re dead."—Booklist
Being a vampire is far from glamorous…but it can be pretty punk rock.
Everything you’ve heard about vampires is a lie. They can’t fly. No murders allowed (the community hates that). And turning into a bat? Completely ridiculous. In fact, vampire life is really just a lot of blood bags and night jobs. For Louise Chao, it’s also lonely, since she swore off family ages ago.
At least she’s gone to decades of punk rock shows. And if she can join a band of her own (while keeping her…situation under wraps), maybe she’ll finally feel like she belongs, too.
Then a long-lost teenage relative shows up at her door. Whether it’s Ian’s love of music or his bad attitude, for the first time in ages, Louise feels a connection.
But as Ian uncovers Louise’s true identity, things get dangerous—especially when he asks her for the ultimate favor. One that goes beyond just family…one that might just change everything vampires know about life and death forever.
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- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 10-17-19
By: Rhenna Morgan
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Not Dead Yet
- By: Jenn Burke
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Wes Cooper was dead. Then he wasn't-though he's not exactly alive, either. As an immortal not-ghost, he can transition between this world and the otherplane, which makes him the perfect thief for hire. For 70 years he's made a "living" returning items to their rightful owners, seeing his fair share of the bizarre in the process. But he's never witnessed murder. Until now.
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WOW, A TRULY FANTASTIC SERIES!
- By Bunty on 09-04-19
By: Jenn Burke
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Radicals
- By: Nik Korpon
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Isabel Keating
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Original Recording
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Jay Brodsky is an enigma. To his fellow agents at the FBI’s cybercrimes division. To his new partner. Even to himself. For someone whose skills are beyond question, he often seems just on the edge of losing control. He seldom speaks about his family and his personal life, but he seems to be hiding something. And he has an unusual obsession with even the most obscure punk rock. So when a mysterious cyber-terrorist organization begins erasing Americans’ medical debt, Jay must put his personal issues aside to focus on an attack that threatens to destabilize the US economy.
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Punk rock, anarchy, hacking and an FBI investigat
- By col2910 on 11-24-20
By: Nik Korpon
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The Frame-Up
- The Golden Arrow Mysteries Series, Book 1
- By: Meghan Scott Molin
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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MG Martin lives and breathes geek culture. She works as a writer for the comic book company she idolized as a kid. But despite her love of hooded vigilantes, MG prefers her comics stay on the page. But when someone in LA starts recreating crime scenes from her favorite comic book, MG is the LAPD’s best - and only - lead. She recognizes the golden arrow left at the scene as the calling card of her favorite comic book hero. The thing is…superheroes aren’t real. Are they? When Detective Kildaire asks for her comic book expertise, MG is more than up for the adventure.
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Hit or Miss, Saved by the Narrator
- By Dubi on 02-06-19
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Life Is Strange: Steph's Story
- By: Rosiee Thor
- Narrated by: Katy Bentz
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Setting the stage for her appearance in Life Is Strange: True Colors, this official Steph Gingrich novel sheds light on the Drugstore Makeup years and the story of how Steph crash-landed in Haven Springs, Colorado. Steph Gingrich has finally run out of couches to surf. Now she’s back at her dad’s place in Seattle to figure out what she wants to do with the rest of her life. When running an RPG session for her local gamer café, Steph meets Izzie. Izzie is electric: a punk, a girl who likes girls, and a hella good guitarist.
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Awesome story
- By Anonymous User on 09-28-24
By: Rosiee Thor
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The Wolf at the Door
- The Big Bad Wolf Series, Book 1
- By: Charlie Adhara
- Narrated by: Erik Bloomquist
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
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Hunting for big bad wolves was never part of Agent Cooper Dayton's plan, but a werewolf attack lands him in the carefully guarded Bureau of Special Investigations. A new case comes with a new partner: ruggedly sexy werewolf Oliver Park. Park is an agent of The Trust, a werewolf oversight organization working to ease escalating tensions with the BSI. But as far as Cooper's concerned, it's failing. As they investigate a series of mysterious deaths unlike anything they've seen, every bone in Cooper's body is suspicious of his new partner....
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TERRIBLE MONOTONE NARRATOR
- By 🎧📚 addict📚🎧 on 11-07-19
By: Charlie Adhara
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Chance of a Lifetime
- A Providence Falls Novel
- By: Jude Deveraux, Tara Sheets
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1844 Ireland, Liam O’Connor, a rogue and a thief, fell madly in love with a squire’s daughter and unwittingly altered the future. Shy and naive Cora McLeod thought Liam was the answer to her prayers. But the angels disagreed and they’ve been waiting for the right moment in time to step in. Now Liam finds himself reunited with his beloved Cora in Providence Falls, North Carolina. The angels have given Liam a task. He must make sure Cora falls in love with another man - the one she was supposed to marry before Liam interfered.
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Disappointing
- By bobbiek811 on 09-21-20
By: Jude Deveraux, and others
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Scales
- By: Nicole Conway
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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Koji Owens is the new kid...again. As the only son of an Air Force F-16 pilot, he's learned to adapt and survive every time they move. It's not easy starting over with new friends and schools every two years, but when the Owens family makes their final move to New York, Koji finally has hope for a normal high school life - that is, until he finds a strange bracelet in his locker.
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Where can I get more of that
- By Anonymous User on 05-20-19
By: Nicole Conway
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- Anosz001
- 02-03-23
Good story, could have used a better editor
I like the concept, but the writing style was a little underdeveloped. There were lots of instances of repetition from paragraph to paragraph that wasn't a literary device and should have been spotted by an editor. The story felt a little young for adult fiction, and though it had its touching moments, the novel lacked depth overall.
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- Mandy
- 04-25-23
A vampire tale that is all heart.
Great read about a post-punk vampire coming to terms with their prior existence, while dealing with very human problems (grief, food insecurity, trauma, family estrangement, loneliness), and hopefully carve out a new existence full of meaning - through our connections & our commonalities.
Without giving away too much, I will say this story warmed my cold, black, vampire loving heart. I found it sweet, sad, funny, genuine, and even cathartic at times.
As a now "old goth", who has taken in A LOT of vampire media, I also found the tone funny, "real", and refreshingly irreverent toward the overdone, and often self important vampire mythos, I loved how the main character debunked vampire myths for the reader through out the story. I also think the narrator, Emily Woo Zeller, did a fantastic job reading tthis book.
If you want to read about sexy vampires in patent leather, smirking cooly in techno blaring clubs, or expert martial artist vampires who ride motorcycles to meetup and fight human hybrid vampires with samurai swords, then you may want to pass on this book.
If you want to read about a down to earth, self deprecating vampire that loves music (almost as much as her corgi), that is trying to heal from the past, survive the present, and hopefully build a better future, then I highly recommend this heartfelt book to you.
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- Lynda Engler
- 03-07-24
Fresh and fun
This is a modern-day vampire story. Like all of Mike Chen's novels that I've read, it is fresh and fun.
Louise Chao became a vampire decades ago and since then, music has sustained her lonely existence. She works late nights at the local hospital as a janitor where she finds access to expired blood bags.
When an old relative shows up at her front door with a teenage boy in tow, she is reminded of painful memories of her youth.
The pages pay homage to punk rock, while pop culture references are dropped like sweet memories of my youth.
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- JLH
- 12-21-23
Unlikable cast off characters
You know that annoying person who thought their music was better, cooler less main stream - well imagine a vampire version that never matured out of their own self importance. There is a potentially good story in here, but these characters are unbearable. The only one that gets a pass is the grieving kid. I started listening to this during a road trip & never finished when the trip was over.
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- Rondell
- 02-17-23
For musicians who love watered down vampires.
I feel this story is for a very, very, very specific audience. For someone who is deeply into music and a feining interest in the supernatural. So not for me.
I don't know too much about music or all the artist mentioned and couldn't bring myself to care. So I stayed for the vampire part only to realize, there really is no 'vampire' part. Not what I would consider a 'real' vampire anyway.
This version of vampirism is watered down to the max. The only thing these vampires could do is drink blood and live a long time. No special powers, no extra strength, no flight, no telepathy or telekinesis, nothing. Oh and to make matters worse, they can't go out in the daytime. SMH.... Honestly what's the point????
I don't know who rated this story before me that it was able to get all the way up to 4 stars. (Maybe musicians and watered down vampires LOL) but this story is nowhere near that level. Personally, I don't even believe its worth a credit.
Another reason why AUDIBLE should allow you to hear 1 or 2 chapters when you 'sample' a story. That or the first 30mins to hour of listening.
I would've already figured out whether or not I was interested if I had that much time to do it.
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