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Welcome to Georgia: A Quarter to Pee.
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- Length: 7 mins
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Driving through Georgia? Take a pocketful of Quarters. Why? Because there are some places there where it now costs A Quarter to Pee.
My friend Amy found out the hard way. She had none. This is her story.
About the author: Will Bevis is a prolific writer of short stories, articles, and memoirs. His most well known work is The Killing of Train-Man Brown. Other stories of note are Send Me a Friend, Then Her Wig Fell Off, Let the Dog Drive, Young Turk, As an Angel Might Sleep, and the controversial, Slow Foreplay on a Fast Bus.
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