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Simon R. Green
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But these days the legendary master thief is officially retired from the caper game.
Now, instead of pulling off elaborate heists with his crew of supernatural specialists, he runs a magical shop in the heart of London with his partner Annie Anybody. Still, he can’t resist occasionally going out in the night to steal things when Annie’s not looking. For old times’ sake—and for the joy of the con.
But after one of his late-night illicit jaunts, Gideon returns to the shop to find that while he’s been stealing, someone else has been hard at work … stealing from him. I have taken Annie Anybody, reads the note on the countertop. If you ever want to see her again, you must find and steal Time’s Arrow. You have forty-eight hours.
Stealing the legendary Arrow isn’t a challenge; it’s certain death. But Gideon will stop at nothing to save Annie from their unknown enemy—with or without the help of his talented, terrifying former crew …©2024 Simon R. Green (P)2024 Recorded Books
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Welcome to Spooky Time, the hit TV ghost-hunting show where the horror is scripted … and the ratings are declining rapidly. What better way to up the stakes—and boost the viewership—than by locking a select group of Z-list celebrities up for the night in the Most Haunted Hall in England and live-streaming the terrifying results? Soon Alistair, a newly appointed bishop, along with actress Diana, medium Leslie, comedian Toby, and celebrity chef Indira, are trapped inside Stonehaven town hall, along with June, the host and producer of the show.
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Didn't feel like a Simon R Green book
- By AM on 09-08-24
By: Simon R. Green
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Stone Certainty
- A Holy Terrors Mystery, Book 2
- By: Simon R. Green
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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There are stories about the dilapidated stone circle at Chipping Amesbury, going back centuries. The villagers may tell the tales with relish to visiting tourists, but a careful observer will notice that there is no transport to the stone circles, no tours on offer, and the locals stay well away. Alistair Kincaid, the youngest–ever bishop of All Souls Hollow, is an expert in Britain’s ancient stone circles. That’s why, when landowner Sir Neville Chumley announces his plans to restore the circle to its ancient glory, he agrees to take part in a documentary about the project.
By: Simon R. Green
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The Best Thing You Can Steal
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible...but luckily, he has the right people in mind. The Damned, the Ghost, the Wild Card...and his ex-girlfriend, Annie Anybody. A woman who can be anyone, with the power to make technology fall in love with her. If things go well, they'll all get what they want. And if they're lucky, they might not even die trying.
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Excellent!
- By Charles on 07-26-21
By: Simon R. Green
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Jekyll & Hyde Inc.
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Daniel Carter was a London cop who just wanted to do the right thing. But during a raid on an organ-selling chop shop, he is almost torn to pieces by monsters. And no one believes him. Hurt and crippled, his career over, and his life in ruins, Daniel is suddenly presented with a chance at redemption. And revenge. It seems that more than two centuries ago, the monsters of the world disappeared - into the underworld of crime. Guild-like clans now have control over all the dark and illegal trades.
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Love Gildart Jackson but...
- By Arria on 09-15-21
By: Simon R. Green
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The Man with the Golden Torc
- Secret Histories, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Stuart Blinder
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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The name’s Bond. Shaman Bond. Actually, that's just his cover. His real name is Eddie Drood, but when your job includes a license to kick supernatural arse on a regular basis, you find your laughs where you can.
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Great story, disappointing narration
- By Stephanie Harper on 12-12-21
By: Simon R. Green
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The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Gideon Sable, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Christopher Walker, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Original Recording
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Gideon Sable is a thief and a con man. He specializes in stealing the kind of things that can't normally be stolen. Like a ghost's clothes, or a photo from a country that never existed. He even stole his current identity. Who was he originally? Now, that would be telling. One thing's for sure though, he's not the bad guy. The people he steals from always have it coming. Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible....
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Fantastic fun listen!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-05-24
By: Simon R. Green
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The Holy Terrors
- A Holy Terrors Mystery, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Tim Bruce
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to Spooky Time, the hit TV ghost-hunting show where the horror is scripted … and the ratings are declining rapidly. What better way to up the stakes—and boost the viewership—than by locking a select group of Z-list celebrities up for the night in the Most Haunted Hall in England and live-streaming the terrifying results? Soon Alistair, a newly appointed bishop, along with actress Diana, medium Leslie, comedian Toby, and celebrity chef Indira, are trapped inside Stonehaven town hall, along with June, the host and producer of the show.
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Didn't feel like a Simon R Green book
- By AM on 09-08-24
By: Simon R. Green
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Stone Certainty
- A Holy Terrors Mystery, Book 2
- By: Simon R. Green
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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There are stories about the dilapidated stone circle at Chipping Amesbury, going back centuries. The villagers may tell the tales with relish to visiting tourists, but a careful observer will notice that there is no transport to the stone circles, no tours on offer, and the locals stay well away. Alistair Kincaid, the youngest–ever bishop of All Souls Hollow, is an expert in Britain’s ancient stone circles. That’s why, when landowner Sir Neville Chumley announces his plans to restore the circle to its ancient glory, he agrees to take part in a documentary about the project.
By: Simon R. Green
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The Best Thing You Can Steal
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible...but luckily, he has the right people in mind. The Damned, the Ghost, the Wild Card...and his ex-girlfriend, Annie Anybody. A woman who can be anyone, with the power to make technology fall in love with her. If things go well, they'll all get what they want. And if they're lucky, they might not even die trying.
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Excellent!
- By Charles on 07-26-21
By: Simon R. Green
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Jekyll & Hyde Inc.
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Daniel Carter was a London cop who just wanted to do the right thing. But during a raid on an organ-selling chop shop, he is almost torn to pieces by monsters. And no one believes him. Hurt and crippled, his career over, and his life in ruins, Daniel is suddenly presented with a chance at redemption. And revenge. It seems that more than two centuries ago, the monsters of the world disappeared - into the underworld of crime. Guild-like clans now have control over all the dark and illegal trades.
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Love Gildart Jackson but...
- By Arria on 09-15-21
By: Simon R. Green
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The Man with the Golden Torc
- Secret Histories, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Stuart Blinder
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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The name’s Bond. Shaman Bond. Actually, that's just his cover. His real name is Eddie Drood, but when your job includes a license to kick supernatural arse on a regular basis, you find your laughs where you can.
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Great story, disappointing narration
- By Stephanie Harper on 12-12-21
By: Simon R. Green
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The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Gideon Sable, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Christopher Walker, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Gideon Sable is a thief and a con man. He specializes in stealing the kind of things that can't normally be stolen. Like a ghost's clothes, or a photo from a country that never existed. He even stole his current identity. Who was he originally? Now, that would be telling. One thing's for sure though, he's not the bad guy. The people he steals from always have it coming. Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible....
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Fantastic fun listen!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-05-24
By: Simon R. Green
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For Love of Magic
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Once upon a time, there was a forgotten era of magic and monster. But the remnants—and all memory—of the old world have been replaced by the sane, the scientific, and the rational. But sometimes the magical past isn’t content to stay past. That’s where Jack Damian comes in. It’s his joy to protect our present from the supernatural remnants of an earlier time, a different history. It’s his job to make the past safe. Jack is called to the Tate Museum, where dozens of people have disappeared beneath the surface of a painting.
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Simon R Green is awesome
- By jakal3932 on 05-03-24
By: Simon R. Green
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Drinking Midnight Wine
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dikran Tulaine
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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It figures. Just when Bradfordian bookshop clerk Toby Dexter finally works up the nerve to talk to his secret crush, she darts into an open door. Toby follows, and in that second, everything changes. Though it still looks like Bradford-on-Avon, the town’s suddenly chatty ATM and river mermaids are the first clues that something is quite out of place - namely, Toby. The moment he stepped through that door, Toby entered the magical parallel world of Mysterie.
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A strong and interesting story
- By William D. Barnett on 06-21-23
By: Simon R. Green
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Shadows Fall
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Kevin Stillwell
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Considered by the author to be his finest work yet, this is a novel of realistic detail, heartfelt emotion, and dazzling imagination that builds a world listeners won't want to leave and spins a tale they won't want to end. In a town of amazing magicks, where the real and the imagined live side by side and the Faerie of legend know the automatons of the future, Time sees all - but even he cannot escape the prophecy of James Hart's return, which can only mean the death of Shadows Fall.
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Delightful narrative!
- By Robin on 05-02-21
By: Simon R. Green
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Something from the Nightside
- Nightside Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Taylor is the name, John Taylor. My card says I'm a detective, but what I really am is an expert on finding lost things. It's part of the gift I was born with as a child of the Nightside. I left there a long time ago, with my skin and sanity barely intact. Now I make my living in the sunlit streets of London. But business has been slow lately, so when Joanna Barrett showed up at my door, reeking of wealth, asking me to find her runaway teenage daughter, I didn't say no.
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If you like Harry Dresden, try this one.
- By NerdyNikki on 02-21-22
By: Simon R. Green
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Deathstalker
- Deathstalker Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 22 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Owen Deathstalker, last of the infamous warrior Clan, always considered himself more of a writer than a fighter, preferring his history books to making any actual history with a sword. But books won't protect him from Her Imperial Majesty Lionstone XIV, who just outlawed and condemned Owen to death, without any explanation, reason, or warning. No wonder she's called the Iron Bitch. Now, on the run from Imperial starcruisers, shady mercenaries, and just about everyone else in the Empire, Owen's options are limited.
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So much fun!
- By Arc-Angle Gabe on 02-27-18
By: Simon R. Green
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Fairest of Heart
- Texas Ever After, Book 1
- By: Karen Witemeyer
- Narrated by: Barbara McCulloh
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Beauty has been nothing but a curse to Penelope Snow. When she becomes a personal maid for a famous actress whose troupe is leaving Chicago to tour the West, she hides her figure beneath shapeless dresses and keeps her head down. But she still manages to attract the wrong attention, leaving her prospects in tatters—and her jealous mistress plotting her demise.
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Really Nice Retelling for Snow White
- By Doha on 08-15-23
By: Karen Witemeyer
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Taken
- Lost Town, Book 1
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Bradford Hastings
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Caesar, an undercover operative, enters Carmichael with the briefest of orders from his boss and a countdown on his phone. What will happen when the clock strikes zero? Deputy Amelia Miller is dispatched from a nearby city, and a series of events keeps her around much longer than she'd expected. In the middle of the night, something shifts, and the whole town disappears off the face of the Earth. Who caused the shift, and what lies beyond the veil of their settlement?
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Great book
- By Amazon Customer on 11-21-24
By: Nathan Hystad
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The Dark Side of the Road
- Ishmael Jones Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Ishmael Jones is someone who can't afford to be noticed, someone who lives under the radar, who drives on the dark side of the road. He's employed to search out secrets, investigate mysteries and shine a light in dark places. Invited by his employer, the enigmatic Colonel, to join him and his family for Christmas, Ishmael arrives at the grand but isolated Belcourt Manor in the midst of a blizzard to find that the Colonel has mysteriously disappeared. As he questions his fellow guests, Ishmael concludes that at least one of them - not least Ishmael himself - is harboring a dangerous secret.
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Turned into a slasher horror novel
- By Kara on 03-01-19
By: Simon R. Green
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Cold Iron Task
- The Unorthodox Chronicles, Book 3
- By: James J. Butcher
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
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Grimshaw Griswald Grimsby may have one case under his belt, but he’s still a novice Auditor in Boston’s Department of Unorthodox Affairs. And he’s already made mistakes. Desperate to repair his fraying friendships, he doesn’t ask too many questions when a mysterious patron offers him the chance to join a heist of an otherworldly vault—and in the process find answers that could make things right.
By: James J. Butcher
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An Inheritance of Magic
- By: Benedict Jacka
- Narrated by: Will Watt
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Stephen Oakwood is a young man on the edge of this hidden world. He has talent and potential, but turning that potential into magical power takes money, opportunity, and training. All Stephen has is a minimum wage job and a cat. But when a chance encounter with a member of House Ashford gets him noticed by the wrong people, Stephen is thrown in the deep end. For centuries, the vast corporations and aristocratic Houses of the magical world have grown impossibly rich and influential by hoarding their knowledge.
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Great start to new series, content warning
- By patrisi on 10-24-23
By: Benedict Jacka
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The Forever Ship
- Starship Omega, Book 1
- By: Scott Bartlett, Joshua James
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 18 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Ornu came, they took Earth in a single night. Humanity never stood a chance. Now, they force us to crew their ships and fight their wars for them. They hold Earth hostage, and if we refuse to do their bidding, they’ll lay waste to our precious blue marble. Slaughtering the billions who live there. But when Captain Bill Henderson is sent to claim a small moon for his masters, he finds something they never accounted for. An ancient warship – a behemoth abandoned for millennia by a species that reached its peak at the dawn of the universe.
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Another home run!
- By David Perry on 05-26-24
By: Scott Bartlett, and others
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Demon Lord Academy
- Demonic Education, Book 1
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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My life was far from perfect, revolving around a dead-end school and caring for my sickly mother. It’s not until a chance encounter with a beautiful and mysterious blonde that I learn the truth about myself. You see, I’m not just an ordinary human. I’m a demon lord, potentially one of the strongest that’s ever lived. My mysterious new friend introduces me to the Academy for Demonic Education, where I learn about my emerging powers alongside my gorgeous classmates, including a shy brunette trying to find her voice as well as a famous shifter princess.
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good story, nicely done.
- By John on 08-28-24
By: Shane Hammond