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Gideon Emery
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Simon R. Green
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But these days the legendary master thief is officially retired from the caper game.
Now, instead of pulling off elaborate heists with his crew of supernatural specialists, he runs a magical shop in the heart of London with his partner Annie Anybody. Still, he can’t resist occasionally going out in the night to steal things when Annie’s not looking. For old times’ sake—and for the joy of the con.
But after one of his late-night illicit jaunts, Gideon returns to the shop to find that while he’s been stealing, someone else has been hard at work … stealing from him. I have taken Annie Anybody, reads the note on the countertop. If you ever want to see her again, you must find and steal Time’s Arrow. You have forty-eight hours.
Stealing the legendary Arrow isn’t a challenge; it’s certain death. But Gideon will stop at nothing to save Annie from their unknown enemy—with or without the help of his talented, terrifying former crew …©2024 Simon R. Green (P)2024 Recorded Books
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- A Holy Terrors Mystery, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Tim Bruce
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to Spooky Time, the hit TV ghost-hunting show where the horror is scripted … and the ratings are declining rapidly. What better way to up the stakes—and boost the viewership—than by locking a select group of Z-list celebrities up for the night in the Most Haunted Hall in England and live-streaming the terrifying results? Soon Alistair, a newly appointed bishop, along with actress Diana, medium Leslie, comedian Toby, and celebrity chef Indira, are trapped inside Stonehaven town hall, along with June, the host and producer of the show.
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Didn't feel like a Simon R Green book
- By AM on 09-08-24
By: Simon R. Green
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The Best Thing You Can Steal
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Story
Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible...but luckily, he has the right people in mind. The Damned, the Ghost, the Wild Card...and his ex-girlfriend, Annie Anybody. A woman who can be anyone, with the power to make technology fall in love with her. If things go well, they'll all get what they want. And if they're lucky, they might not even die trying.
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Excellent!
- By Charles on 07-26-21
By: Simon R. Green
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Drinking Midnight Wine
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dikran Tulaine
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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It figures. Just when Bradfordian bookshop clerk Toby Dexter finally works up the nerve to talk to his secret crush, she darts into an open door. Toby follows, and in that second, everything changes. Though it still looks like Bradford-on-Avon, the town’s suddenly chatty ATM and river mermaids are the first clues that something is quite out of place - namely, Toby. The moment he stepped through that door, Toby entered the magical parallel world of Mysterie.
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A strong and interesting story
- By William D. Barnett on 06-21-23
By: Simon R. Green
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Jekyll & Hyde Inc.
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Daniel Carter was a London cop who just wanted to do the right thing. But during a raid on an organ-selling chop shop, he is almost torn to pieces by monsters. And no one believes him. Hurt and crippled, his career over, and his life in ruins, Daniel is suddenly presented with a chance at redemption. And revenge. It seems that more than two centuries ago, the monsters of the world disappeared - into the underworld of crime. Guild-like clans now have control over all the dark and illegal trades.
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Love Gildart Jackson but...
- By Arria on 09-15-21
By: Simon R. Green
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Dead Man's Hand
- The Unorthodox Chronicles, Book 1
- By: James J. Butcher
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Story
On the streets of Boston, the world is divided into the ordinary Usuals, and the paranormal Unorthodox. And in the Department of Unorthodox Affairs, the Auditors are the magical elite, government-sanctioned witches with spells at their command and all the power and prestige that comes with it. Grimshaw Griswald Grimsby is…not one of those witches.
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I want to be honest but not hurtful
- By KnowledgeMaster on 11-19-22
By: James J. Butcher
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Fairest of Heart
- Texas Ever After, Book 1
- By: Karen Witemeyer
- Narrated by: Barbara McCulloh
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance
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Story
Beauty has been nothing but a curse to Penelope Snow. When she becomes a personal maid for a famous actress whose troupe is leaving Chicago to tour the West, she hides her figure beneath shapeless dresses and keeps her head down. But she still manages to attract the wrong attention, leaving her prospects in tatters—and her jealous mistress plotting her demise.
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Really Nice Retelling for Snow White
- By Doha on 08-15-23
By: Karen Witemeyer
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The Holy Terrors
- A Holy Terrors Mystery, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Tim Bruce
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Welcome to Spooky Time, the hit TV ghost-hunting show where the horror is scripted … and the ratings are declining rapidly. What better way to up the stakes—and boost the viewership—than by locking a select group of Z-list celebrities up for the night in the Most Haunted Hall in England and live-streaming the terrifying results? Soon Alistair, a newly appointed bishop, along with actress Diana, medium Leslie, comedian Toby, and celebrity chef Indira, are trapped inside Stonehaven town hall, along with June, the host and producer of the show.
-
-
Didn't feel like a Simon R Green book
- By AM on 09-08-24
By: Simon R. Green
-
The Best Thing You Can Steal
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible...but luckily, he has the right people in mind. The Damned, the Ghost, the Wild Card...and his ex-girlfriend, Annie Anybody. A woman who can be anyone, with the power to make technology fall in love with her. If things go well, they'll all get what they want. And if they're lucky, they might not even die trying.
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Excellent!
- By Charles on 07-26-21
By: Simon R. Green
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Drinking Midnight Wine
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Dikran Tulaine
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It figures. Just when Bradfordian bookshop clerk Toby Dexter finally works up the nerve to talk to his secret crush, she darts into an open door. Toby follows, and in that second, everything changes. Though it still looks like Bradford-on-Avon, the town’s suddenly chatty ATM and river mermaids are the first clues that something is quite out of place - namely, Toby. The moment he stepped through that door, Toby entered the magical parallel world of Mysterie.
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A strong and interesting story
- By William D. Barnett on 06-21-23
By: Simon R. Green
-
Jekyll & Hyde Inc.
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Daniel Carter was a London cop who just wanted to do the right thing. But during a raid on an organ-selling chop shop, he is almost torn to pieces by monsters. And no one believes him. Hurt and crippled, his career over, and his life in ruins, Daniel is suddenly presented with a chance at redemption. And revenge. It seems that more than two centuries ago, the monsters of the world disappeared - into the underworld of crime. Guild-like clans now have control over all the dark and illegal trades.
-
-
Love Gildart Jackson but...
- By Arria on 09-15-21
By: Simon R. Green
-
Dead Man's Hand
- The Unorthodox Chronicles, Book 1
- By: James J. Butcher
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On the streets of Boston, the world is divided into the ordinary Usuals, and the paranormal Unorthodox. And in the Department of Unorthodox Affairs, the Auditors are the magical elite, government-sanctioned witches with spells at their command and all the power and prestige that comes with it. Grimshaw Griswald Grimsby is…not one of those witches.
-
-
I want to be honest but not hurtful
- By KnowledgeMaster on 11-19-22
By: James J. Butcher
-
Fairest of Heart
- Texas Ever After, Book 1
- By: Karen Witemeyer
- Narrated by: Barbara McCulloh
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Beauty has been nothing but a curse to Penelope Snow. When she becomes a personal maid for a famous actress whose troupe is leaving Chicago to tour the West, she hides her figure beneath shapeless dresses and keeps her head down. But she still manages to attract the wrong attention, leaving her prospects in tatters—and her jealous mistress plotting her demise.
-
-
Really Nice Retelling for Snow White
- By Doha on 08-15-23
By: Karen Witemeyer