
Yards and Stripes: A Funny Book About Work, Business and Gardening.
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Michael Francis
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Michael Francis
About this listen
How hard could it be?
Michael Francis doesn’t know anything about gardening.
Yet he decides to start a lawn-care and landscaping business.
What could possibly go wrong?
Eager to make a success of his ambitious new career, he relocates from New York to Greenwich, Connecticut, where he rents an apartment, buys some equipment, and promptly chops down the wrong tree.
He soon learns that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, as disaster looms behind every hedge.
Will Michael triumph against all odds, or will everything come crashing down around his ears?
If you enjoy hilarious stories with unlikely heroes, eccentric characters and crazy misadventures, then meet Mad Annie Marsh, Nasty Mrs. Phillips, and the Trash Monster in this side-splitting tale.
Get your copy of Yards and Stripes now and laugh out loud today!
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