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- Narrated by: Jim D Johnston
- Length: 27 mins
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There is something seriously wrong with Santa this year, and he's coming for you.
Santa Claus ruined his life. He saw him as a child, flying across the sky in his reindeer-pulled sleigh, and this vision grew into a long-time obsession. He eventually learned the truth about Santa. The dark, horrifying truth.
Seth Chambers spent much of his formative years happily engrossed in the works of Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke, Theodore Sturgeon, Alfred Bester, and numerous other science fiction masters.
Seth is the author of What Rough Beasts, Little Bird, and Beautiful Machines. His novella "In Her Eyes" was a nominee for the Sturgeon award and an honoree of the James Tiptree award. Seth lives in the Chicago area and can be contacted directly at SethChambersAuthor@gmail.com
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- ReadingRover
- 12-11-19
Solid holiday themed short story w/ a dark side
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- Connie
- 12-07-19
Wild Story and the Narrator rocks
This was a very entertaining short story, but the Narrator/Producer took the book to an all new level.
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- James Nance
- 12-05-19
5 star
Excellent listen with genuine LOL moments. Provides an entertaining twist to the Santa Myth. Highly recommend a listen!!
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- Deedra
- 12-07-19
You better watch out!
Loved it!Very funny! Jim D. Johnston was a great narrator! I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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