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You Sexy Thing
- You Sexy Thing, Book 1
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
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Publisher's summary
Farscape meets The Great British Bake Off in this fantastic space opera You Sexy Thing from former SFWA president Cat Rambo.
Just when they thought they were out....
TwiceFar station is at the edge of the known universe, and that’s just how Niko Larson, former admiral in the Grand Military of the Hive Mind, likes it. Retired and finally free of the continual war of conquest, Niko and the remnants of her former unit are content to spend the rest of their days working at the restaurant they built together, The Last Chance.
But, some wars can’t ever be escaped, and unlike the Hive Mind, some enemies aren’t content to let old soldiers go. Niko and her crew are forced onto a sentient ship convinced that it is being stolen and must survive the machinations of a sadistic pirate king if they even hope to keep the dream of The Last Chance alive.
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- The Gordian Protocol, Book 1
- By: David Weber, Jacob Holo
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan
- Length: 18 hrs and 53 mins
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Doctor Benjamin Schröder was far from a man of action. In fact, he was a history teacher - chairman of the Castle Rock University history department - and if his life wasn't perfect, it was close. Until, that is the discussion of his star student Elzbietá Abramowski's dissertation on Operation Oz, the Pacific Allies' invasion of Vladivostok, was brutally interrupted. The psychotic episode that turned his entire world upside down struck with absolutely no warning, and it was more terrifying than anything he should have been able to imagine.
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Trash
- By E on 05-08-19
By: David Weber, and others
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Superdreadnought Bundle, Books 1-3
- By: C. H. Gideon, Tim Marquitz, Craig Martel, and others
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 21 hrs and 43 mins
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This bundle edition collects the first three audiobooks in the Superdreadnought series, an action-packed, high-stakes military sci-fi space-opera epic.
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A month balled super dreadnought is activated and released by the queen
- By Zugash on 07-02-23
By: C. H. Gideon, and others
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Crystal Soldier
- Liaden Universe Books of Before, Book 1
- By: Sharon Lee, Steve Miller
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 13 hrs and 51 mins
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Centuries in the past, mankind fought a seemingly unbeatable adversary from sector to sector across the Spiral Arm until the war ground to a standstill and the Enemy withdrew. Believing that they had won, the citizens of the galaxy rebuilt. The Inner Worlds, which had escaped the worst of the war's ravages, became even more insular, while the Rim worlds adopted a free and easy way with law and order. Now, hundreds of years after their withdrawal, the Enemy is back - and this time they'll be satisfied with nothing less than the extinction of the galaxy.
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Finally, Liaden on Audible
- By Charlie on 09-05-12
By: Sharon Lee, and others
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Fallen Empire
- Born of Ash Series, Book 1
- By: Marc Alan Edelheit
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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After years of catastrophic fighting, the rebellion is over. The First Galactic Empire has fallen. Instead of liberation and a return to democracy, freedom, and a new golden age, humanity has been plunged into darkness. Eighteen years after the Great Fall of civilization, stranded on the wrecked world Asherho, Keira Kane struggles to make her way. Adopted, protected, and raised by former Imperial Marines, Keira has been trained as a mechanic and technician. Her skillset is indispensable to maintaining the decaying infrastructure of her dying planet.
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Don't pay attention to those John Lee haters
- By Ricky Heaston on 08-27-22
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The Stars, Like Dust
- By: Isaac Asimov
- Narrated by: Jon Lindstrom
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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His name was Biron Farrill and he was a student at the University of Earth. A native of one of the helpless Nebular Kingdoms, he saw his home world conquered and controlled by the planet Tyrann - a ruthless, barbaric Empire that was building a dynasty of cruelty and domination among the stars. Farrill’s own father had been executed for trying to resist the Tyrann dictatorship and now someone was trying to kill Biron. But why? His only hope for survival lay in fleeing Earth and joining the rebellion that was rumored to be forming somewhere in the Kingdoms.
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A Great Literary Master
- By Michael F. kloppel on 06-21-21
By: Isaac Asimov
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Outpost
- By: W. Michael Gear
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
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Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
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Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
By: W. Michael Gear
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Interstellar Caveman
- Interstellar Caveman, Book 1
- By: Karl Beecher
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
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You think you’re struggling to find your place in the universe? Consider poor old Colin Douglass, a terminally ill insurance agent who awakens from centuries in cryogenic freeze to find Earth is a devastated wasteland. Now, he’s being pursued by a homicidal interstellar tourist board, and calculating insurance dividends is as outdated as making stone axes. Sci-fi-hating technophobe Colin seeks a cure for his illness in this strange new galaxy where toilets talk back, and door handles are a long-forgotten relic.
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Hairy knees won't stop Colin!
- By Willis Burns on 11-19-19
By: Karl Beecher
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Diving into the Wreck
- Diving Series, Book 1
- By: Kristine Kathryn Rusch
- Narrated by: Jennifer Van Dyck
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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Boss loves to dive historical ships, derelict spacecraft found adrift in the blackness between the stars. Sometimes she salvages for money, but mostly she's an active historian. She wants to know about the past--to experience it firsthand. Once she's dived the ship, she'll either leave it for others to find or file a claim so that she can bring tourists to dive it as well. It's a good life for a tough loner, with more interest in artifacts than people.
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NOT Clive Cussler in Space
- By W. S. on 03-18-10
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Rift
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone, Flynn Earl Jones, Mark Sanderlin, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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They’ve watched us for centuries through the Rift. They’ve prepared. Invasion is inevitable. The Earth Fleet has known of the Watchers for years, unwilling to share the knowledge with humanity. Now it might be too late. Hidden away from the Fleet, one man is creating a new colony ship destined for the other side of the Rift, but he’s missing a few pieces. Three other people have varied paths to get there. Ace goes from the streets of Earth to the Fleet training facility on the moon. Flint, an ex-Fleet pilot, must decide if a job is worth his life.
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The story didn't end.
- By Amazon Customer on 06-25-20
By: Nathan Hystad
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Winter's Rising
- Dystance, Book 1
- By: Mark Tufo
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
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From birth to death, The War is all the citizens of Dystance know. As children it is drilled into their heads that war is the purpose behind all existence. Winter doesn't agree. She's stumbled across remnants of life the way it was before The War began, and now she longs to be as free as her ancestors. With help from her best friend Cedar and the boy she is forbidden to love, Tallow. She believes she can do it. Winter can see a life beyond the Pickets, beyond the constant hunger and the threat of death, beyond the war machine.
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Unbelievable, melodramatic romance.
- By Lynn A Blankenship on 03-28-19
By: Mark Tufo
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Star Trek: Discovery: Desperate Hours
- By: David Mack
- Narrated by: Susan Eisenberg
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
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Aboard the Starship Shenzhou, Lieutenant Michael Burnham, a human woman raised and educated among Vulcans, is promoted to acting first officer. But if she wants to keep the job, she must prove to Captain Philippa Georgiou that she deserves to have it.
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Could Have Been Great
- By Rick on 11-13-17
By: David Mack
What listeners say about You Sexy Thing
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- Scot Richardson
- 12-19-22
A fresh approach to the genre
I really enjoyed this story! Cat Rambo breathes new air into a sometimes stagent genre. With a very diverse cast of characters (not all human or humanoid), they are able to look at gender identity and sexuality from a much wider point of view and really think about how it could work. Admittedly, their use of pronouns was a little confusing at first, but reading this book has helped with my own understanding of this relevant topic. The bio ship was also another really interesting take on space travel, AI, and consciousness struggling with newfound feelings vs. its programming. Being a bit of a foodie, I also really liked the culinary aspect that was woven onto the story. This book may not be for everyone, but for those looking for something fresh in sci-fi, I would highly recommend it!
Vivian Leheny delivered a great performance. Her pace was good, and character voices were clear and different enough to understand who was speaking. Without a ton of audio production, she was able to deliver the energy and tone to keep me interested and wanting more.
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- Pedro
- 01-25-24
honest, intelligent, interesting, likable people and “things”
Cat Rambo is rather wonderful. Not surprised to find Val and Martha Wells in The Reinvented Detective. Narrator is also excellent.
This book makes this world a better place, Thank you.
P.S. 5 years means at least four more books after Devil’s Gun right… please?🥹
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- Alp acct
- 06-24-23
Fun story
The story moved quickly and the characters were interesting. Can see a future for them. Vivienne Leheny did an excellent job with the character voices. Very consistent.
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- HuangChu
- 08-18-23
Delightful Romp!
I blasted through this delightful book after slogging through so many other books. Fun, charming, suspenseful, breathlessly paced. The reader does a great job, too.
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- Jennifer Dawson
- 03-08-22
A wild ride!
You Sexy Thing is a brilliant new novel by Cat Rambo. The Nebula Award-winning author brings us a delightful space opera for food lovers, featuring a spaceship with a mind of its own and a crew of retired soldiers. As the book’s cover says, there is “no peace for old soldiers,” though they certainly search for it.
Nicolette Larsen retired from the Holy Hive Mind with the remnants of her multi-species military unit to a station at the far edge of the universe and invested their retirement funds into a restaurant named The Last Chance. While the restaurant had not been Nico’s idea, it had been a brilliant plan to escape the Holy Hive Mind while they could, and they had a talent for it. A food critic was coming to consider The Last Chance for a coveted Nikkelin Orb, which could only increase their profits.
Disaster during the critic’s dinner, however, meant fleeing the station with their restaurant guests. Nico and her crew take refuge in a sentient ship named You Sexy Thing, along with the mysterious food critic and another, more troublesome guest. The ship welcomes them warmly, but later informs them it is taking them to a prison planet and turning them over for attempting to steal it. Chaos ensues… with food.
Billed as Farscape meets The Great British Bakeoff, You Sexy Thing is a wild ride filled with twists and turns.
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- N Hampton
- 08-27-22
Not what I was expecting
Based on other reviews, I was expecting a fun slice-of-life at a space restaurant. The restaurant part barely even features, it’s mostly a space adventure. It also features gruesome torture and death. There are some fun moments, but it’s by no means a light read. But it’s still a decent story, I just wish I knew before-hand what kind of story it was.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 12-23-23
Uneven and darker than expected
This started out as promised, with a Farscape meets Cooking Show kind of campy vibe. However, it very quickly turns into a Lost in Space episode as 6.5 hours are spent with Niko, her crew, and some interesting strays trapped on a sentient ship named You Sexy Thing. During their flight captivity, there’s some cool concepts explored, like the Hive military framework that Niko and her crew have only somewhat managed to separate from. The personalities and backgrounds of the members aboard are filled in a little. The ship learns and evolves as the story progresses.
But so little happens in the way of action, fun, or clever dialogue that I almost gave up.
Then, in the second half, the tone went dark, with several hours spent on torture, including severed fingers, a yanked tooth, and death by a thousand bites. Along with the physical torture, there’s psychological torture. Then there’s the themes of betrayal and revenge.
And here again I considered stopping.
I persevered and finished, only to be put out at the non-ending. There’s a mild confrontation between the crew and the villain (from a distance) that doesn’t actually resolve anything. It’s like getting an Empire Strikes Back Middle without having the first high-octane book to invest me.
There are occasional, and in my opinion unnecessary, F bombs (especially with some very creative cussing already thrown down). There’s indirect references to alien sex. There’s also a lot of talking and philosophizing that sometimes feels preachy, like all the speeches about what it is to be noble, or when we’re assured that sex isn’t just for breeding, and it’s okay for different kinds of coupling to occur because we all deserve pleasure.
Yet, despite it all, I would get book 2 and hope for improvement. The characters (especially the alien ones) and concepts are unique and come alive under Ms. Leheny’s narration. This contains one of the better written characters who goes by “they,” both in terms of pronoun use and complexity of character.
And frankly, I just need the closure that only vanquishing the villain will provide.
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- N.
- 01-01-24
The narrator's sibilance is physically painful to listen to
I really tried to get into the story. It has all the pieces of a story I should love. But unfortunately the narrator didn't bother to run their recording through a proper de esser, resulting in extreme sibilance that is actually painful to listen to.
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- Zach
- 01-20-22
Solid but meandering story
Overall, I enjoyed this book. Honestly, it felt more like the first book in a series....and if this is a standalone book I'm going to be really, really annoyed. The plot kind of meandered, in that through most of the story the protagonist (and her crew) really do not seem in control of what is happening to them, they're just trying to react the best they can. I guess the annoying part was that Rambo really did an excellent job developing the characters and making them seem very competent, but then they're thrown into situations where everything is out of their control, so they cannot utilize their competency to really take control of their situation.
Leheny did an excellent job with the narration. She just disappeared behind the narration and voices and characters and the story was forefront - which is the mark of an excellent narrator, in my mind. Definitely wouldn't hesitate to listen to another story she narrates.
I don't know - I still enjoyed the book, but Rambo laid down so many elements and hints at the future, that I really, really want to see what happens next with this crew. That said, this felt like the lead up to a really fascinating series of events or adventures....which Rambo hints are in the future. So, please, please, continue this story!
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