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Zombie Deliverance

By: Javan Bonds
Narrated by: S.W. Salzman, Tess Irondale
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At the end of the world, zombies may not be the monsters we should fear. The faithful have been blinded by the evil that hid among them. The twisted gospel is so perverted that it leads them to commit unspeakable debauchery and depravity on the same level as the peevies. The exposed pastor, Mike Brown, and his wife, Lauren, face the all-consuming vengeance of their once beloved congregation. The twisted and blinded hearts of the once Godfearing believers are bent on wiping out Guntersville’s fledgling government. Realizing that all is lost with no hope of survival in the once peaceful oasis, Mayor Randy Collins must decide whether to stay and fight crazed cannibal cultists or flee, facing a blue naked monster-filled world bent on doing the exact same thing.

Unknown to everyone on the safe island, an unseen scourge is rapidly approaching from above. Mortimer and Candi confront a different cult with plans to sacrifice them to its blue protectors. Meanwhile, Mo and the crew of the Viva Ancora are docked near Columbus Air Force Base, dealing with a crew member exposed to the zombie plague.

Will the deluded church members wake from their blood lust? Can the mayor and the remaining "good guys" escape in time? Can the plague get any worse as it jumps across species? Will the truck-driving pair cross the bridge to paradise or become the peevies' next meal? Will evil win the battle for control of paradise? Who can stop the sadistic actions driven by faith and hunger? Where have all the heroes gone?

It’s the end of the world as we know it. Join us, friend. In places where the zombies bite, fish bite, life always bites, and some people will bite and eat you! Welcome to Zombie Deliverance, book 10 of the Still Alive Zompoc series.

Winner of the 2019 Independent Audiobook Awards (IAA) for Humor Books in the Still Alive series.

©2023 J R Bonds (P)2023 J R Bonds
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Effing LOVE This!!!!!

I say this every time, but Javan does it again!!!!! He sucks you in with the peevie poop and Mo’s lovable character. You just can’t stop listening. I cannot wait for the next one!!!! I love this series so much that I’m starting over and listening from the beginning AGAIN!!!

SW brings these characters to life, like you’re there in the book living with the characters. He does such a great job that I try to find any other book to listen to that he narrates.

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Another one for the win!!!

Let me start with I'm happy to see Mo back. Ok now on to my review. OMG!!! Javan has done it again, another excellent story with more laughs, blood, gore and shit than seems humanly or zombily possible. If you're squeamish then this is definitely not a series you want to read but if you're looking for something to make you laugh one minute then read about peevies releasing copious amounts of liquid fudge from their asses while our heros put an end to the walking blue dead then this is DEFINITELY the series for you.

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Another day in the life of Mo and his crew!

Javan has written another brilliant book following Mo and his crew! This series isn't for the squeamish, but if you're up to it, it's full of gore and laughs along the way. I love to read it and then listen to the audiobook version. The narrator for this series does an excellent job. I can't wait to see what the next day brings.

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Wraps up loose ends nicely!

Narration and writing, on point as always. Javan's characters never fail to lead you on a page turning adventure. This book answers many hang-ons from the last. An excellent read as always.

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Great!

The series is still going strong! Great story but the sound quality of the narration sounded like he was recording in a garage or bathroom.

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Javan for President

This dude keeps swinging for the fences and makes thunderous contact once again! The journey he’s taking us on is exciting and unnerving. Glad to see some loose ends were tied up and some punishment was doled out! If you’re up to date on this series, do not hesitate! Get this one right now! S.W Saltzman delivers another amazing performance and has become a favorite of mine in narration. Blunatics Unite!

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A darkly humorous and delightful gore-fest

Javan Bonds' 10th installation of the Still Alive series, 'Zombie Deliverance', serves up another generous helping of zombie decadence and apocalyptic chaos, much to the gratification of the audience. Boasting an overflowing plate of violence, blood, and action, Bonds has sculpted a gore fest that lovers of the series will find hard to put down. It's a must-read (or listen) for those who have been following the journey of Mo, Smokes, and all the rest of the crew of the Viva Ancora.

While the Still Alive series is full of non-stop violence, gore, and zombie-slaying action, I’m really in it for the dark humor and entertaining plot. While multiple storylines keep the narrative dynamic and offer something for everyone, I personally look forward to more narratives from the vantage point of Mo. And thankfully, this book didn’t disappoint, offering a delightful return to the Viva Ancora through several of Mo's point-of-view chapters. Plus, there are plenty of short interludes giving us insights into the deep thoughts of the fan-favorite character.

Zombie Deliverance (which is aptly named) shapes its story around a theme of retribution – and it’s executed brilliantly. A few of the past books in the series tip the scale into pure gratuitous violence, but this book ties all that blood spray and gore into the plot and, at the same time, uses it to resolve some long-developing subplots. Without spoiling too much of the story, I’ll say that seeing past villains from previous books get what they deserved was both entertaining and satisfying.

While the plot keeps you engrossed, credit must be given to the fantastic narration by S.W. Salzman. If you read these books and wonder about the audio versions, the narration makes it worth it. Salzman brings life to a versatile range of characters, each speaking with distinctive voices that add appeal to the characters in the narrative. Salzman outdoes himself in especially delivering the nuances of the character Mo, making him the star of the show. His narration is undoubtedly a cornerstone of this series.

All in all, whilst 'Zombie Deliverance' seems to push the envelope in terms of graphic violence, it undoubtedly delivers a captivating plot with enriching character development. Bonds has yet again served a thrilling treat to his fans, adequately seasoned with gore, wit, and a remarkable evolution of the apocalypse. Exceptional narration further elevates this tale into a true gem. As the plot deepens and the zombies evolve, I can't wait for what subsequent books in the series might bring.

Special thanks to Javan Bonds, who provided me with this book at my request.

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G(L)ORIESLY DETAILED

Javan definitely has a way of putting pictures in your head. The story continues with funny Mosodes and the screenwriter's god like control over the characters in the story. There are great detailed scenes of the bad guys. Start with book one so you will know how each character is part of the screenwriter's world. I'm looking forward to another episode in this series.

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Everyone that has survived is still here so far, Easy’s girlfriend has been bit and they are trying to decide what to do when the time for changing into a peevy is among them. Life in Guntersville is on the rocks when the congregation finds out the truth about pastor Brown and his wife feeding them their children so I suppose turn about is fair play, but they also still blame the Mayor and his crew. The mayor, Randy Collins, decides he is leaving and anyone that wants to go with him can as Benji is coming for them in a C-130. But those who stay on the island that think they are safe are in for a special treat.
I love this series by Javon Bonds, yes it can be a bit crude at times but it totally fits with the book, and parts of the book have me downright laughing out loud. Narrator Shawn Salzman has this series down, I don’t know how he can do so many voices and accents but he is remarkable at them all. You might even drive the long way home to listen a bit longer. Just always remember, “you is always at the place you is meant to be”. Long Live the Viva Ancora

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Another great book by Javan Bonds

Another great listen from Javan Bonds, narrated by S.W. Salzman and Tess Irondale. I am hoping that Javan had a few books waiting in the wings ready to go. I am looking forward to the next book!

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