Episodes

  • THE BOOZE HOUND

    THE BOOZE HOUND
    Sep 11 2024
    A song I wrote after reading about a princess marrying a proper who her very royal family said was a scoundrel and a charlatan but they've decided to let love rule and after five years it seems tobe working .
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    3 mins
  • MUSTANG MAN

    MUSTANG MAN
    Jul 11 2024
    A song for Big Manchester Pete, the hardest-looking man you'd ever meet, though his face may seem like it was made for a trick or treat, inside he had a big old heart that was as soft as a boiled sugar beet.
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    2 mins
  • CATCHER IN THE RYE

    CATCHER IN THE RYE
    Jul 10 2024
    A quick song I wrote after learning that they'd put a camera in the little place where I sit and write which I found very unnerving to have an I spy or seeing eye way up upon high : but then the police departments are now deploying reaper drones with inferred night vision armed with Taser's loud speakers and spotlights into the night sky's above Los Angeles it's a brave new world.
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    3 mins
  • AULD LANG SYNE

    AULD LANG SYNE
    Jul 3 2024
    A song I wrote today after seeing an old Keltic companion I haven't seen for a decade a true blue eyed raven headed Bretagne . The Romans drove them to the furthest reaches of the kingdom so did Edward long shanks hammer of the scots who also stole their ancient kings destiny stone and put it under his own throne Then By the act of supremacy Henry VIII made himself a god figure to rule over all kingdoms , and so you can understand by what they did why the Keltic people feel quite a mistrust towards Westminster and why they would like devolution.
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    3 mins
  • KENTUCKY COAL

    KENTUCKY COAL
    Jul 2 2024
    A song I wrote after visiting my brother who lives in Thailand where I was struck by the close proximity of sin , every one of the seven deadlies were available 24/7 and the foreign tourist readily participated in the promiscuous perversions untill it became a normality.
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    2 mins
  • FUDGE FONDUE

    FUDGE FONDUE
    Jun 29 2024
    A song I wrote whilst looking at the selection of sapiens on a train station I was wondering if we mixed all of them together as if they were paint in a garden shed, would we all end up resembling some khaki olive coloured bread or maybe a DNA glue that resembles a fudge fondue . All rights reserved
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    3 mins
  • WATSITS

    WATSITS
    Jun 28 2024
    Another crazy song written for my god children about a packet of crisps they seem obsessed with songs about chrips but what can you do.
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    2 mins
  • LOVE JOY

    LOVE JOY
    Jun 23 2024
    A song I wrote about a honey trap set by the KGB in 1955 using seductive dances from the Bolshoi ballet a British naval attache with the nickname miss Mary was cought in a homo sovieticus sexpionage of seduction just a hairs breath from the world famous Ballet theatre the soft cell take down was nick named Brandy at the Bolshoi.
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    4 mins