Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper” crusted sandwich would spark an uprising faster than Kirk and Kraig fighting over who gets to lick the jelly spoon. Jed fires back, arguing that ditching the crust is like depriving your children of love, nutrition, and all-around culinary development. Get ready to get your wheat chaffed and your mind spread within an inch of madness on this week's Mass Debate!

In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any potential new citizen willing to drop $5 million on a Trump Gold Card? Kirk beams in with cold, hard logic, insisting Earth is just the Arby’s of the galaxy - unremarkable, unseemly, and diarrhea-inducing. Meanwhile, Kraig goes full tinfoil patriot, declaring that aliens are absolutely among us because they want to live in the greatest country in the universe - the good ol' US of A! These clowns give Mulder and Scully a run for their money in the sexual tension department, and the inane arguments are enough to make ALF want to stop eating pussy cats all together, on this week's Mass Debate!

In this week’s Mass Debate, it's candy-coated chaos as special guest Congressman Andy touts the chill, nut-stuffed charm of Yellow Peanut M&M, while Kraig swears by Red’s alleged “alluring attitude” — both hilariously convinced that Red is the seductive siren of the candy aisle. They spend the entire debate trading half-baked, sugar-rushed arguments based on their mutual Mandela Effect before Kirk crashes the Hung Jury segment with a hard dose of fact-checking reality that melts their claims faster than Green M&Ms in Jed's mouth. Forced to pivot, the boys scramble for new angles, proving they’re willing to twist any narrative to get their sweet victory — because in this debate, the only thing thicker than the candy shell is the bullshit.

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In this heated, frozen treat face-off, Jed goes full Willy Wonka and damn near ice-creams himself for Team Chocolate, praising its sexy compatibility with every topping imaginable while mocking vanilla as the sad, lonely flavor no one actually orders on purpose; meanwhile, Kirk channels his inner Bob Ross to paint vanilla as the pure, artistic blank canvas of our sweet dreams, waxing poetic about personal expression and flaunting his “jimmies" for all to see. Chaos ensues when G-man, the self-appointed constitutional scholar, tries to filibuster with the 14th Amendment before moderator Kraig bangs the gavel and screams in a rich and creamy southern accent, “You scream, I scream, we all scream...in laughter for this week's Mass Debate!”

In this Mass Debate super showdown, Kraig and JT go mask-to-cowl over who’s superior: your dorky neighborhood Spider-Twink or Gotham’s brooding billionaire Bat-daddy? Kraig argues Peter Parker is the ultimate quip-slinging boy toy who keeps things sticky in a good way, while JT insists Spidey’s just a web-shooting perv and that Bruce Wayne is the true panty-dropper with enough intellect to make Robin giggle like a damn schoolgirl. Are heroes defined by their rogues’ gallery of villains, or is it all about premature hormonal rope-shooting vs cunning gadget-happy finesse? Tune in for enough wacky puns and low blows to make your bat-nips cut glass and your spidey-senses explode with delight!

Kirk and Kraig channel their inner beasts in this debate pitting two of nature's unlikeliest opponents at each other's throats! Can Kirk make the case that a machete-wielding orangutan could outsmart and outmaneuver a tiger in full body armor, or is he just bananas? Can Kraig pounce on this argument, using Planet of the Apes as an example of why no amount of monkey brains can beat a fully-armored feline wrecking machine? Things get primal on this week's Mass Debate!

Things get pixelated as Kraig and Professor Safety go head-to-head over who is king of the side-scroller: Mario or Sonic! Kraig’s backing the mustachioed mushroom-muncher who built the platformer genre brick by brick, while the Professor goes full spin-dash defending the hedgehog with attitude. It’s fire flowers vs. Chaos Emeralds in a debate so intense you will have to blow on your game cartridge just to make it work. Grab your rings, power-ups, and popcorn—because this console war just turned into a full-blown Mass Debate!

Get ready to feel the sizzle, as Jed and Kirk go patty-to-patty over which burger is king: Beef or Impossible? Can fake meat beat real meat in a battle of taste, tradition, and ethics? Or will Jed's beefy bravado overpower Kirk's soy-based sass? Grab a bib, open wide, and use two hands to chow down on this episode of Mass Debate!