(0:00) Ahmed has a healthy drink, for a change

(3:25) Chiefs def. Bengals

(13:40) Saints def. Cowboys

(23:00) Buccaneers def. Lions

(29:00) Raiders def. Ravens

(36:55) Vikings def. 49ers

(45:00) Browns def. Jaguars

(50:30) Packers def. Colts

(55:00) Seahawks def. Patriots

(58:35) Jets def. Titans

(1:02:20) Commanders def. Giants

(1:06:40) Steelers def. Broncos

(1:11:25) Cardinals def. Rams

(1:15:05) SNF: Texans def. Bears

(1:20:40) Chargers def. Panthers

(1:25:35) TNF: Bills def. Dolphins

(1:29:25) MNF Preview: Falcons at Eagles

(0:00) Mike enlightens Chris on the origin of "Pizza pizza"

(4:50) TNF: Bills at Dolphins

(10:20) SUNDAY EARLY: Raiders at Ravens

(13:05) Chargers at Panthers

(17:50) Saints at Cowboys

(21:20) Buccaneers at Lions

(26:20) Colts at Packers

(31:00) Browns at Jaguars

(33:50) 49ers at Vikings

(37:50) Seahawks at Patriots

(40:15) Jets at Titans

(42:35) Giants at Commanders

(45:45) SUNDAY LATE: Rams at Cardinals

(47:50) Steelers at Broncos

(49:30) Bengals at Chiefs

(52:00) SNF: Bears at Texans

(54:25) MNF: Falcons at Eagles

(57:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) We deep dive into Chris' old Lowe's commercial

(5:20) Pick Six: Our new Wednesday podcast reminds Chris of some bad moments.

(9:30) #1 Caleb Williams: What went wrong (or right)?

(22:25) #2 Aaron Rodgers: How did he look in his return (vs a 49ers D that might have improved)?

(37:00) #3 Kirk Cousins: Is it too early to panic?

(49:15) #4 Packers: What will their strategy be without Jordan Love?

(54:35) #5 RBs in New Places: Joe Mixon, Saquon Barkley, and others got off to a hot start.

(1:00:00) #6 Fan Therapy: How hopeful (and hopeless) should Vikings and Jaguars backers be?

(1:03:05) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: What Week 2 outcomes would blow our minds the most?