(0:00) “I bring you down! You become a derelict!”

(4:45) Saquon Barkley’s Madden hurdle & NFL player verticals

(9:45) Simms 2025 QB Countdown: We enter the Top 15

(10:50) Want to Touch the Hiney: Kyler Murray

(21:25) Jordan Love

(34:20) Scheme Dream: Brock Purdy

(49:50) DraftKings: NFC West odds

(52:25) Aaron Rodgers

(1:03:10) Jared Goff

(1:13:35) Previewing Top 10 QBs

(0:00) "Ok Christopher, start acting crazy!"

(5:20) Simms QB Countdown: Someone (Pete) forgot Kirk Cousins

(14:40) Needs More Info: Michael Penix Jr.

(23:15) Drake Maye

(35:10) Is This It?: Dak Prescott

(45:20) Tua Tagovailoa

(53:30) Trevor Lawrence

(1:02:55) DraftKings: MVP odds for 2nd Year QBs

(1:04:35) Ready to Launch: Bo Nix

(1:13:50) Caleb Williams

(1:24:35) Saquon Barkley leaps onto the Madden Cover

(0:00) Chris reveals the origin of the chant “DEEE-FENSE!”

(4:35) Devin’s Top 5 Defenses

(41:40) Defensive Player of the Year odds

(43:40) Defensive Superlatives: What safety reminds you of Devin McCourty?

(48:30) Devin on keeping the Tush Push & playing Olympic flag football

(55:15) 2025 Simms QB Countdown

(57:10) Sam Darnold

(1:05:50) Geno Smith

(0:00) Pyramid conspiracies: Aliens, psychic powers, and dinosaurs?!?

(3:05) Homies try to name the pyramid

(7:40) News: NFL embraces Olympic flag football

(14:35) 2025 Simms QB Countdown: How close was Jaxson Dart, Shedeur Sanders, & Tyler Shough to making the pyramid?

(19:25) Young Mysteries: Bryce Young

(31:20) JJ McCarthy

(37:20) Clock’s Ticking: Russell Wilson

(48:00) Still On The Pot: Daniel Jones

(57:00) Justin Fields

(1:02:00) Ready Rookie: Cam Ward

(1:08:35) GUEST: Texans GM Nick Caserio on why he makes so many draft trades, the ballsiest move he ever pulled, and scouting players in the NIL era.

(1:50:55) BREAKING NEWS: Tush Push ban does not pass

(0:00) Why does Phillip Simms keep changing our Instagram profile?

(7:35) NEWS: Brock Purdy’s contract extension

(23:00) Caleb Williams wanted to avoid the Bears?

(35:00) Simms QB Countdown: We introduce the pyramid

(38:25) Caretakers: Gardner Minshew, Aidan O’Connell, Andy Dalton, Mac Jones, Kenny Pickett, Cooper Rush, Tyrod Taylor, Mason Rudolph, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jarrett Stidham

(47:35) Backup Supremes: Joe Flacco, Malik Willis, Jameis Winston, Marcus Mariota

(57:20) Wow or Whoa?: Anthony Richardson

(1:11:25) GUEST: Packers Head Coach Matt LaFleur on Jordan Love, the Packers WR room, and his Shanahan vs McVay vs Vrabel

(0:00) “I’m an expert on cats”

(2:40) NFL 2025 Schedule Release: “It’s a holiday!”

(4:25) Primetime games: “The NFL is playing the hits”

(8:00) Chiefs & Eagles: Which Super Bowl team has the tougher road?

(18:30) Ravens & Lions: Which contender has the tougher road?

(27:10) Commanders: Are they ready for primetime, all the time?

(30:40) Soft Septembers: Bills, Steelers, Rams, Bengals, 49ers, Patriots, & Bears could all hit the ground running

(52:25) DraftKings: Non-Playoff Teams with Best Odds to Return to Postseason

(55:40) Texans: Can they cruise to another AFC South title?

(59:30) Tough Septembers: Cowboys, Giants, Jets, & Browns could struggle out of the gate

(0:00 “You’re pushing the limits of sweater time”

(3:00) NFL Schedule Release: Cowboys at Eagles on Kickoff Night

(13:20) News: Derek Carr retires

(21:50) Saints QB competition: Is it Tyler Shough time?

(32:15) Browns QB competition: Shedeur Sanders & Dillon Gabriel first impressions

(43:45) Guess Who’s Talking: Giants QB Jaxson Dart on learning a cadence

(50:20) Steelers QB Will Howard has a chip on his shoulder

(55:15) Bears WR Luther Burden III has a warning for teams who passed on him

(58:50) Jets T Armand Membou was surprised by his first contract

(1:00:00) Bengals are messing up yet another contract situation

(1:02:30) Lions WR Isaac TeSlaa is a hometown hero

(1:04:00) Ahmed Reads Stats: Derek Carr, Buccaneers on 3rd down, Giants in the red zone, & QB-friendly Mark Andrews

(0:00) Ahmed wonders if he’s immune to caffeine

(2:40) NEWS: Cowboys-Steelers George Pickens trade

(18:25) INTERVIEW: Former OL Terron Armstead on losing weight since he retired

(21:20) Rookie O-linemen: How hard is it to transition to the NFL?

(26:50) Defensive linemen: Why Robert Quinn was the toughest player he ever played

(32:00) Offensive geniuses: The difference between Sean Payton & Mike McDaniel

(34:50) Dolphins direction: What are they missing?

(40:00) Tyreek Hill’s Top 5 QBs: Surprised Tua Tagovailoa wasn’t included?

(44:00) George Pickens trade: “I don’t know what the Steelers are doing”

(49:45) Most Badass O-linemen: Cesar Ruiz, Trey Smith, Rashawn Slater, Penei Sewell, Robert Hunt

(57:05) Tom Brady’s awkward answer to the Shedeur Sanders question

(1:01:30) YouTube Comments: Homies react Phil Simms’ #11 jersey and Ahmed’s nickname for Isaac TeSlaa

(1:04:45) Chris sticks up for Abdul Carter & asks him to punch Big Phil

(1:07:35) #AskMeAnything: Steelers: Are they tanking after the George Pickens trade?

(1:09:10) Saints: Will Tyler Shough start Week 1?

(1:12:40) Jets: Do they need another WR?

(1:15:00) Bengals: Do they need another OL?

(1:16:20) Bears: How much should Ben Johnson run the ball?

(1:19:20) Patrick Mahomes & Josh Allen: How many teams would they NOT make the playoffs with?