In this episode, we discuss what is either heavy involvement in the Occult or severe eccentricity by the music industry’s elite. Heavy Occult involvement is a much juicier story though so let’s stick to that. Seriously though, why is ASAP Rocky seen performing a magic ritual inside a pentagram in his music video “Wassup”? There is even a magical grimoire and ceremonial dagger in the middle of the pentagram! And don’t even get me started on the pyramid ring he flashes. That ain’t gangster! Then, is his other popular music video “Long Live ASAP” he is seen sporting a pair of sneakers with the number 33 on them. Obviously indicating he is a 33rd degree Mason. Straight facts homie! If you need more, check out Ciara’s music video “Keep on Looking”. If you keep on looking at her leather boots in the video, you will see they are a mile high and have the words “Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn” written on them. I don’t think the Red Light district is passing out boots that advertise a secret sex magic society from the late 1800s. Although, that could be good for business. To top it all off, Ryan and I discover through the use of Numerology that together, we form an Ugly Tyrant. I’m not happy about it but the numbers have spoken.

In this episode, we discuss a fascinating treasure hunt that spans the length of nearly 2,000 years. Join us as we venture back in time to the Roman Empire and its ever-peaceful means of conquest. There is no chance whatsoever this episode contains mass annihilation of a people group, attempted robbery of an insurmountable treasure from said annihilated people group, and that particular people groups’ ruler getting brutally murdered because they wore the wrong color robe. Rome was much too civilized for all that crazy jazz. BUT, in the off-chance history was written by the victors, what happened to these people and all their copious booty?! It means swag you neanderthal. Get your mind out of the gutter. In this episode we attempt to unravel the “What ifs” behind this story. I think you’ll find it to be a truly treasured story. See what I did there.

In this episode, we discuss a myriad of fascinating stories relating to the Voodoo religion, practices, and real-life zombies. If smoking a foot long cigar and drinking a liter of rum with 2 pounds of hot peppers in it sounds like a good use of your Friday night, then you may want to look into converting to the Voodoo religion. Seriously, are they running a religion or a continuous frat party? Anyways, Imagine having a random tris with a pretty lass then proceeding to have a dream every night for the next two months where you get your ass handed to you by a guy with a snake head. Seems unjust right? But eventually you find out that the pretty lass from your previous sexcapade was actually married to the Voodoo serpent God Djamballah-Wedo. Turns out, you played mister steal your girl with the wrong supernatural entity. I’m pretty sure it’s going to take an exorcism to unring that bell. And finally, if you find yourself in Haiti, it’s best to play nice with everyone. Because if someone has a grudge against you, you may find yourself thinking that you’ve died and gone to hell, only to be brought back to a zombie existence in return for eternal servitude to a friendly witch doctor. It could always be worse…..probably.