In this episode, we discuss what is either heavy involvement in the Occult or severe eccentricity by the music industry’s elite. Heavy Occult involvement is a much juicier story though so let’s stick to that. Seriously though, why is ASAP Rocky seen performing a magic ritual inside a pentagram in his music video “Wassup”? There is even a magical grimoire and ceremonial dagger in the middle of the pentagram! And don’t even get me started on the pyramid ring he flashes. That ain’t gangster! Then, is his other popular music video “Long Live ASAP” he is seen sporting a pair of sneakers with the number 33 on them. Obviously indicating he is a 33rd degree Mason. Straight facts homie! If you need more, check out Ciara’s music video “Keep on Looking”. If you keep on looking at her leather boots in the video, you will see they are a mile high and have the words “Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn” written on them. I don’t think the Red Light district is passing out boots that advertise a secret sex magic society from the late 1800s. Although, that could be good for business. To top it all off, Ryan and I discover through the use of Numerology that together, we form an Ugly Tyrant. I’m not happy about it but the numbers have spoken.

In this episode, we discuss a fascinating treasure hunt that spans the length of nearly 2,000 years. Join us as we venture back in time to the Roman Empire and its ever-peaceful means of conquest. There is no chance whatsoever this episode contains mass annihilation of a people group, attempted robbery of an insurmountable treasure from said annihilated people group, and that particular people groups’ ruler getting brutally murdered because they wore the wrong color robe. Rome was much too civilized for all that crazy jazz. BUT, in the off-chance history was written by the victors, what happened to these people and all their copious booty?! It means swag you neanderthal. Get your mind out of the gutter. In this episode we attempt to unravel the “What ifs” behind this story. I think you’ll find it to be a truly treasured story. See what I did there.

In this episode, we discuss a myriad of fascinating stories relating to the Voodoo religion, practices, and real-life zombies. If smoking a foot long cigar and drinking a liter of rum with 2 pounds of hot peppers in it sounds like a good use of your Friday night, then you may want to look into converting to the Voodoo religion. Seriously, are they running a religion or a continuous frat party? Anyways, Imagine having a random tris with a pretty lass then proceeding to have a dream every night for the next two months where you get your ass handed to you by a guy with a snake head. Seems unjust right? But eventually you find out that the pretty lass from your previous sexcapade was actually married to the Voodoo serpent God Djamballah-Wedo. Turns out, you played mister steal your girl with the wrong supernatural entity. I’m pretty sure it’s going to take an exorcism to unring that bell. And finally, if you find yourself in Haiti, it’s best to play nice with everyone. Because if someone has a grudge against you, you may find yourself thinking that you’ve died and gone to hell, only to be brought back to a zombie existence in return for eternal servitude to a friendly witch doctor. It could always be worse…..probably.

In this episode, we discuss the complex, logic defying,

and demon filled story of a girl named Lacey, If you

have ever found yourself nostalgic for the Satanic

Panic of the 80s, then you’ve come to the right place.

Lacey makes such claims as being apart of a

Luciferian Coven and being demonically possessed.

As if one goes without the other.All this sounds a bit

much until this small woman repeatedly demonstrates

her best Hulk Hogan impression much to the chagrin

of everyone present. This demonstration includes

unnatural strength, deep guttural voices, and divine

foreknowledge. Also, a herd of cows circled the house

she was staying in and spent the entire night

head butting it. Props to the demonic for creativity on

that one. If all this doesn’t make your spidey senses

tingle then let me tell you something brother, you

might be a zombie. Yes, I did just remorselessly plug

the next episode in the list. Now proceed to episode 6

if you want to learn more about your fellow zombies.

In this episode, we discuss the bone chilling events surrounding the haunting of the Union Screaming House. It’s really your typical Hallmark story of a single, hard working father and his 3 adorable kids moving into an old charming house. Cherished memories are made, joyous laughter is had, innocent souls are haunted by a demonic shadow figure, and paranormal investigators throw a keg party on the front lawn. Last but not least, there are tears, lots and lots of tears. Remember I just told you the family was haunted by a demonic shadow figure. Imagine a Balrog in your house without a hash smoking wizard to yell at it, “You shall not pass!”. Moral of the story, hide your kids, hide your wife, cuz they haunting everybody in this episode.

In this episode, we discuss the blood soaked reign of cocaine induced tyranny by the nervous pooper himself, Pablo Escobar. Incase you have ever pondered to yourself in the deepest darkest recesses of your mind, “do I have what it takes to be a drug lord?”, you need look no further. In this episode we will be asking the hard questions. Would you make people pay you to NOT steal their car? Would you own 800 safe houses and install the exact same toilet in each one of them so you can have the same bowel moving experience no matter where you are hiding from the Fuzz? Would you convince the government to allow you to build your very own prison and after you served your time (in the gym, casino, club, all things your prison contains) convert it into a vacation resort? If you answered yes to any of these questions of evil ingenuity, then you might have a friend in Pablo. Also, you might be the next Scarface.

In this episode, we discuss the grisly events of the most capable yet most unknown serial killer of the modern era, Israel Keyes. If you’re the kind of sicko whose Netflix list is full of true crime docuseries then you have met your match with this evil genius. To give you a little taste to sate your vampiric bloodlust, Mr. Keyes buried various“Kill Kits” all over the country. These “Kill Kits”contained guns, knives, duct tape, chemicals, and every other must have item for conducting a spontaneous slaying. By the end of this episode you’ll be saying 2 things continuously, “WTF” and “There was a second shed?!”

In this episode, we discuss the rollercoaster ride that is the life of amateur hour assassin Mark David Chapman. This thrill ride starts with the excitement of Mark discovering and repeatedly playing his first Beatles album for his kingdom of imaginary “Little People”. Then soars to an all new “high” as Mark reaches adolescence and tries to make friends with the local church kids by bringing them gifts of gold, frankincense, and…..acid. Surely Mark was not counted as a wise young man. Finally, the ride concludes with the abysmal drop of Chapman eliminating the posterchild for peace and love, John Lennon, and devoiding us of a world where all you need is love.