Crispy Coated Robots

By: Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
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  • "THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
    © 2024 Crispy Coated Robots
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  • Crispy Coated Robots #248 Best Movie Fight (No Weapons)

    Crispy Coated Robots #248 Best Movie Fight (No Weapons)
    Nov 19 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.

    In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.
    Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.
    Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom.
    Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.
    Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.
    Big, bald Nazi.
    Chuck Norris evented a new type of martial arts known as "Hair-Fu".
    Jim discovers Rocky II had a soundtrack months after seeing the movie.

    Are we going to Addis Ababa?
    Which fight scene went to the actor's favorite charity?
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    34 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #247 - Worst Movie in A Movie Franchise

    Crispy Coated Robots #247 - Worst Movie in A Movie Franchise
    Nov 12 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise.

    What's up Doc?
    Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.
    The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.
    It was a new, new hope.
    The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.
    You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.
    You can't put nipples on the bat suit.
    Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.

    Which movie made Sylvester Stallone want to kill off his iconic character?
    Which movie was an embarrassment for the studio that made Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?

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    35 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #246 - Best Island Movies

    Crispy Coated Robots #246 - Best Island Movies
    Nov 5 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode was 47 years old when recorded.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.

    Arnold Palmer. Who knew?
    Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.
    Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.
    We have dinosaurs. We can win this.
    Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?
    Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!
    Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.
    Welcome to the Empire of the Ants.

    What sexploitative movie makes for a great Daddy-Daughter movie night?
    What movie was just an ad for Fed Ex, volleyballs, Jeeps, and Swiss Army knives?
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    32 mins

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Dropping In on a Familiar Conversation

Listening to this podcast is like sitting down with some friends who are into music and movies and love giving each other a hard time. This fun show is an irreverent take on the top five ranking games you play with friends. The show's clever premise sets up the parameters for these guys to cover subject they are passionate about as well as utterly ridiculous ones that prove anything can be debated amongst friends. The chemistry between the "Bots" makes the show worth listening to.

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