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This episode is tuned to the key of H minor.

Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.

Jim present his first (and most likely only) book review.
Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression.
Omaha! Omaha! Oyage!
My bloody football!
Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie.

What is the name of the team in the Disney classic Gus?
How much is a drop kick worth?

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This episode may give you pink eye.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs.

Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)!
It's a toupee of sorts.
Delivering speeches to the House of Representin'
We can only dream of what it would have been like to have another Eisenhower in office.
Shark Sandwich!
HOAP
Jason admits to choosing a second weekend of seeing the Hope Diamond over a weekend of watching Indiana Jones kicking butt on a plane.

Which fictional president was so good that he had no name other than The President?

Which fictional presidency violates Article II of the Constitution as well as a great Beatles song?

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This is the episode that ruins the podcast.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies.

Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again.
Disco outfits make the best space gear.
You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads.
Jim offers the implausible notion of a fresh, tan suit being sexy
Jason unabashedly has a Trekkie fetish.
Jim demonstrates he has the "wrong stuff" when it comes to knowing what is sexy.

Is being obsessed with actress, Alice Eve more of a gender marker than pronoun preferences?

Which band of space pirates also served as the backup dancers in the Broadway production, Satan's Alley?

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This episode comes with Poopourri.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies.

Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive.
Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trust a Collie.
You don't have a soul if your don't cry watching Old Yeller.
You also have a bad teacher if you watched Old Yeller in school.
You lost Busy Bee!!!
You may know him as Toto, but his real friends still called him Terry.
Put me down! I'm Walt Wizney!!

Which dog is so good that he gets two names in the movie?
Which celebrity feud was caused by Beasley the dog?

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Joseph may show up for this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies.

10 minutes later...
It's all about the nest egg.
A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go.
We got the Munchkins paid.
Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel without having seen either.
Jim's "Charles Grodin" impression makes a return.
Joseph claims to have had all of the other two's entries originally on his list.
Joseph throws some shade on Jason's choices.

Which Pixar franchise did Jason personally finance?
Which famous comedian dissed Jason's mom?

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This episode is on an album that can be carried to school.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives.

Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys.
Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections.
Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts.
Knock, knock. Whose there? It's the Broom Brothers.
So many (crappy) pedals.
Gunter, Gleiben, Glauchen, Globen
Jim and Joseph remember rocking out to XTC on volume 1.
Jim still has doubts about Joseph's John Taylor poster.
You broke my titties.

Which fire was that?
What concert did Joseph confuse for being a benefit ball?

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It's back to school time! That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcasts) because on this episode you'll learn...

Why 27 year-olds make the best singing high school students...
If you're jerk at 16 -you'll always be a jerk...
That Jim can do a pretty good John Vernon impression...
Why Mark Harmon's best role is causing Jim martial strife...
Who is Harry Porter is...and why Jason is talking about him...
Which Wes Anderson movie makes Joseph forget his hatred of "Asteroid City..."
Which group of girls are meaner than "Mean Girls..."
and why Jason's #5 pick is giving him PTSD.

It's the best school movies with CCR!

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Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe...

On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements. To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get...

Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much-maligned Jerry Lewis classic "Cracking Up..."

Joseph's great story on how Jason never met William Friedkin or Quentin Tarantino...

The reason why network TV had to have more Winger...

An explanation of why "the dude playing the doom is disguised as another doom..."

Jason verifying he's still a big Didi Conn fan...

Shocking evidence that proves Alan Arkin played a legendary French character in the worst film of a legendary franchise...

Joseph's plans to confront a giant carrot...

And, most importantly, you'll get he real reason it's called "The Nutsack Olympics!"

So put on your beret and don't miss this big baguette of an episode! The French Episode! Hawe Hawe Hawe! Au revoir Dummy See you Pari'!