DILF Joe Biden’s Bills Have Been Affected: Reclaiming Joy, Chaos, and Your Inner MILF With Samir and Tobias

Are you feeling lost? Stuck in the monotony of life, unsure how to balance your appreciation for Super Bowl halftime shows, Drag Race discourse, and existential debates over fuck, marry, kill lineups featuring Abraham Lincoln, Osama Bin Laden and Troye Sivan? Do you long to embrace the unfiltered madness of Dutch Carnaval while still making time to analyze the Pope’s recent health scare?

In this groundbreaking self-help manifesto, Samir and Tobias will guide you through a radical journey of self-discovery, unpacking the life lessons hidden in unexpected places—like M.I.A.’s Super Bowl controversy, Madonna’s film career, and the unhinged TikTok characters of Corporate Erin and Boss & CEO. You’ll learn how to accept your past (even if you hate your early albums, à la Marina, Alanis, and Tori Amos), embrace your present, and manifest a future where even a birthday party is a spiritual awakening.

With humor, wisdom, and just the right amount of chaos, DILF Joe Biden’s Bills Have Been Affected is the self-help book you didn’t know you needed—because sometimes, personal growth starts with a conversation about Marina and ends with an impassioned debate over Emilia Perez.

Reclaim your power. Find your joy. And most importantly—never underestimate the cultural significance of a well-placed middle finger.

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