DILF Joe Biden’s Bills Have Been Affected: Reclaiming Joy, Chaos, and Your Inner MILF With Samir and Tobias

Are you feeling lost? Stuck in the monotony of life, unsure how to balance your appreciation for Super Bowl halftime shows, Drag Race discourse, and existential debates over fuck, marry, kill lineups featuring Abraham Lincoln, Osama Bin Laden and Troye Sivan? Do you long to embrace the unfiltered madness of Dutch Carnaval while still making time to analyze the Pope’s recent health scare?

In this groundbreaking self-help manifesto, Samir and Tobias will guide you through a radical journey of self-discovery, unpacking the life lessons hidden in unexpected places—like M.I.A.’s Super Bowl controversy, Madonna’s film career, and the unhinged TikTok characters of Corporate Erin and Boss & CEO. You’ll learn how to accept your past (even if you hate your early albums, à la Marina, Alanis, and Tori Amos), embrace your present, and manifest a future where even a birthday party is a spiritual awakening.

With humor, wisdom, and just the right amount of chaos, DILF Joe Biden’s Bills Have Been Affected is the self-help book you didn’t know you needed—because sometimes, personal growth starts with a conversation about Marina and ends with an impassioned debate over Emilia Perez.

Reclaim your power. Find your joy. And most importantly—never underestimate the cultural significance of a well-placed middle finger.

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This summer, prepare for a cinematic event that will challenge everything you thought you knew about pop culture, politics, and… feet. In a world where pop divas hold more political influence than elected officials, two fearless commentators embark on a mission to uncover the hidden ideologies lurking behind our favorite icons. Is Britney Spears a secret socialist? What does Lana Del Rey really think about feminism? Can Doja Cat ever escape the shadow of that racial chat room scandal? And why does Grimes keep trying to be the female Elon Musk?

From the fatphobia shaking the gay world (hi, Sweat Tour with Troye and Charli xx) to the cutthroat lobbying of Big Tobacco, Questioning the Culture is a gripping exposé that blends music, controversy, and social critique into one unhinged yet thought-provoking experience. Featuring a deep dive into the politics of pop girls, a pitch to reform vegan activism, and an exclusive look at a very niche but awesome Eurovision fan contest on Discord which you absolutely must join and participate in (we need people) (the invite link is https://discord.gg/55bhtgcmEZ).

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It's Friday evening, and you know what that means? More yapping for our dear listeners! This week, Samir and Petar discuss a bit of academia, talk about becoming a professor at our university, the unhinged Larry and Gaylor fandoms, and the increasingly desperate attempts of celebrities to court the gay male gaze.

Then, it’s a Eurovision deep dive: the sheer kantness of the 69th edition featuring songs titled Kant and Ich Komme (honestly? we're here for it), past winners returning for another shot at glory (and failing at it), and Sanremo being the gift that keeps on giving... giving us not what we want! We also unpack the mess that was Emilia Perez and the delicate (and often disastrous) balance between camp and sincerity in film, reminisce about Sex and the City 2 being both terrible and iconic, and revisit Madonna’s American Life rap verse—a moment that was tragically genius. And of course, no discussion about Madonna is complete without her failed attempt at performing in Eurovision in 2019, with vocals so off key the EBU had to intervene. Grab your soy lattes and buckle up for an episode of unhinged ranting!

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