How did I end up in the emergency room last night?
Humanoid robots in China can keep going and going.
South Park (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert is getting canned for losing $40 million.
Pat Surtain of the Denver Broncos is very optimistic about Bo Nix and the upcoming season.

Don’t drive you lawn mower on the road, Florida!
Restaurant slammed for offering lion cub snuggles with $150 four-course meal.
Belgian man got catfished after traveling about 500 miles to try and meet a French model.
Worst art piece on the planet, the “Comedian” was bought for $6.2 million in New York last year. Banana duct taped to a wall. Well, it was on display in France, and a random person ate it.
The WNBA lost $40 million last year, and the players were wearing shirts that said “Pay us what you owe us” at the All-Star game. Do they really deserve to get paid more?
Nikola Jokic is having a blast in China.

Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert exposed a CEO and his head of HR.

Fresno police and fire responded to a body in a canal - turned out to be a sex doll.

West Michigan woman finds dead mouse in Monster Energy drink… she drank the entire thing, then allegedly found it.

Swingathon sex festival in England, dominates a small town for three days.

Former NFLPA leader Lloyd Howell Jr. resigned due to strip club findings.

Some people like Dan Lebatard are still upset with Shane Gillis’ comedy at the ESPYs.

Brazilian Steakhouse of horrors.