North Korean soldiers are allegedly hooked on porn after being deployed to Russia and having access to internet.

If you have $3 million laying around, you could buy the fully functional Batmobile… the Christian Bale one.

40 monkeys escaped from a South Carolina research facility!!

Flyer shocked after two people mistake emergency exit for bathroom — and try to open it.

Raygun quits competitive breakdancing after an embarrassing Olympic performance.

And can the Denver Broncos beat the Chiefs in KC?

Election is over… Trump won despite 3 odd red flags.
Ambulance hit an Oregon cyclist, then rushed him to hospital, then stuck him with $1,800 bill.
Rare, misprinted dime minted in 1975 sells for $506,250.
Passenger beat up after opening plane's emergency door during flight.
Louis Vuitton dog collection debuts for $65K — including kennel, poo bag dispenser and leather water bowl.
Man died after friends dared him to sit on a box of fireworks to win an auto rickshaw.
Tom Hanks was on Conan O’Brien’s podcast, ‘Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend’. Hanks called critics some harsh words.

Former Colorado Buffalo and Denver Bronco, Alfred Williams has parted ways from iHeart Radio. So where will he go?

Pet pig breaks into garage, gets "so drunk" on owner's beer.

Anxious at the Portland airport? Beni the Llama is here for you.

Porta-potties fall off truck during morning commute in Massachusetts.

“I'm mom to eight dolls — I breastfeed them and take them everywhere.”

The U.S. presidential election is tonight, and sadly we’re all on eggshells for the results.

The Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight is right around the corner.

A runner used a route-tracking app to draw the largest ever GPS-mapped penis to raise money for men’s mental health issues.

Worst zoo animals - EVER!

Double Chocolate Peppermint Footlong Cookies were added to the menu at Subway.

Chipotle fell to social media pressure and is giving bigger portions.

Jason Kelce smashed a dude's phone after the fan called his brother Travis a homophobic slur.

No need to panic over the Denver Broncos loss to the Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens are just good. We hear from Sean Payton and Bo Nix.

Martha Stewart kind of takes a shot at Ryan Reynolds.

Listeners share some truly haunting stories that I can’t wrap my brain around.

And, I share some of the many things that I’ve experienced through the years.

Pythons in Florida are shocking scientists by eating deer and alligators whole.

Researchers at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory have discovered evidence that says extraterrestrial life could be 1.7 billion miles from Earth - on Uranus' moon, Miranda.

• Jason and Travis Kelce stole People Magazine’s Sexiest Podcasters award from me. Thanks a lot, Taylor Swift!
• One in three adults say they'd sign a 'Sex NDA' — to keep kinks a secret
• Imagine working next to a woman who has multiple orgasms a day.
• Flight attendant reveals why you should never use toilet paper on an airplane
• Deadpool and Wolverine will be released on Disney+ on November 12th.
• How strict should parents be with their kids about Halloween candy consumption?
• WTF? Dear Abby: My daughter-in-law makes her husband sleep on the floor…

• Gen Z voters are adding ridiculous write-in candidates on their ballots — and then sharing them on social media.
• Yankees fans interfered with Dodgers right fielder Mookie Betts in game four of the World Series.… the fans were then ejected.

Chef Jamie Oliver explains how some stole almost $390k worth of cheese.

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC.

Why McDonald’s isn’t at fault with the Quarter pounder with Cheese, with a side of E.coli situation.

Elliot Lake man found dancing and urinating inside a minivan.

Perfect for a horror movie: Depopulated village in Japan crafts dolls for a sense of life.

A tattoo shop in Colorado Springs is fighting back against an apartment complex… with dicks.

A Polish Funeral home apologizes after a body falls out of a hearse onto a busy road.

Somewhere in India, an elephant trampled a man to death as he tried to take a selfie with it.

“I used my period blood for a Chucky Halloween costume — haters were shocked but it's more authentic”

Aaron Rodgers is a d-bag who’s been through some legit darkness… like Bane from Batman.

The Denver Broncos beat the Carolina Panthers. Sean Payton said the Panthers weren’t a good team. Also, some Panther players were pissy because they thought the Broncos were trying to run up the score.

80,000 Uncrustables are consumed every season by the NFL… 700 a week by the Denver Broncos.

Dwayne Wade was honored with a statue in Miami… too bad it looks nothing like him.