Definitely Delusional

By: Dean Lin Emily Simmons
  • Summary

  • Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.
    Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
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Episodes
  • Dilemmas and DL Men
    Mar 27 2025

    Girly Pop, we’ve scoured Reddit to find piping hot tea and trust us… these streets are not ok! With all this chaos we’re asking ourselves, does anyone have shame anymore?! Dean fears he may be geriatric at heart and Emily is wondering how young is too young to date?! Plus we dish on men with midlife crises, nursing home naughtiness, and why we need to cancel ourselves for romanticizing people and being Hurricane Level Crazy.


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    51 mins
  • March Madness Sadness
    Mar 20 2025

    March Madness Sadness is here and we feel INSANE. So much so, we’ve created a Hunger Games inspired “Survival of the Fittest” bracket. Dean is shaking and about to call on his ancestors to guide him through this mess. Plus we dish on friendship grievances, white culture being lackluster, and not taking our own damn advice, yet again. It’s called March MADNESS for a reason.


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    50 mins
  • We Felt the Rush… and it Wasn’t Poppers!
    Mar 13 2025

    Nostalgia is in the air this week, and no, it's not Jungle Juice you're smelling! Dean and Emily reminisce on their college days and debate whether or not they are still young, dumb, and broke (disclaimer: they are). Emily’s face is looking snatched from her recent trip to her injector and Dean contemplates an Only Fans life... or lack thereof (very dumb, we know). Plus they dish on the “Let Them ” theory and a new mindset, being the villain, astrology readings and of course their main man Luigi Mangioni.


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    48 mins

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