Class is in session girly pop! This week, Emily has her teaching glasses on to school us all on the current state of the Union. Luckily she’s done her homework, so you don't have to, and she is more than willing to INFORM y’all! Dean is gagged over the government and Emily is spiraling out because of the CDC being gutted, but have no fear, we are locked in babes! Plus we pay tribute to Ryan White’s legacy, and dish the tea on presidents turned movie stars and MESSY political love triangles. Thanks for listening and make sure to stay tuned for PART 2!!

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Girly Pop, we’ve scoured Reddit to find piping hot tea and trust us… these streets are not ok! With all this chaos we’re asking ourselves, does anyone have shame anymore?! Dean fears he may be geriatric at heart and Emily is wondering how young is too young to date?! Plus we dish on men with midlife crises, nursing home naughtiness, and why we need to cancel ourselves for romanticizing people and being Hurricane Level Crazy.

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March Madness Sadness is here and we feel INSANE. So much so, we’ve created a Hunger Games inspired “Survival of the Fittest” bracket. Dean is shaking and about to call on his ancestors to guide him through this mess. Plus we dish on friendship grievances, white culture being lackluster, and not taking our own damn advice, yet again. It’s called March MADNESS for a reason.

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Nostalgia is in the air this week, and no, it's not Jungle Juice you're smelling! Dean and Emily reminisce on their college days and debate whether or not they are still young, dumb, and broke (disclaimer: they are). Emily’s face is looking snatched from her recent trip to her injector and Dean contemplates an Only Fans life... or lack thereof (very dumb, we know). Plus they dish on the “Let Them ” theory and a new mindset, being the villain, astrology readings and of course their main man Luigi Mangioni.

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Get your aprons out, because this week we’re in the kitchen cooking. “The Bad Pancake Theory” has us asking: Are we burning men or are they burning us!? Plus we’re manifesting Bachelor party benders, making a case for short kings, and somehow fixing our dysfunctional attachment styles–or just deluding ourselves into security. And quite frankly, becoming more than friends with someone just means you might lose your common sense.

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Girly pops… Dean and Emily are down bad this week (okay, this year, millennium, whatever). These men have them wishing they could press the CTRL+ALT+delete button. Dean and Emily dish on hookup culture, feeling like Bob the Builder, and how to deal with haters in the comment section. They also talk about how EXPENSIVE eggs are, being the good luck chuck of their exes, and their attachment issues that are most likely going to get them sued.

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“Mama we’re in love with a criminal!” Emily professes her love for Luigi and Dean manifests a Farmer Husband and the Simple Life. Plus we’re discussing h*rny haikus, prison penpals, and aspiring mafia wife aesthetic.

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Happy Valentine's Day girly pop! Emily can’t seem to get approved for Raya, meanwhile Dean is matching with LA’s finest. Okay maybe. Were gagging about how Emily was mistaken to be on a date… with her dad, hotel noise complaints, and crashing out because if we have to buy our own flowers again this year–Satan will be hearing from us.

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