Don't Tell Mom

By: Lauren Mackenzie and Abby
  • Summary

  • The podcast where three sisters reminisce on the questionable childhood events that made them the semi-functioning adults they are today.

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Episodes
  • 15. Would the REAL Ruth Bader Ginsburg Please Stand Up?
    Apr 26 2023
    If you or a loved one has recently been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, I'd personally just slap some Melagel on that bad boy. This week Lauren, Kenzie, and Abby discuss which monthly membership at SunTanCity is best for your tween child, the sleep paralysis demons that make Kenzie's apartment feel like home, when Abby attended an intimate gathering with Supreme Court Justice "R.G" (nope, we didn't forget the B!), and how new CDC guidelines recommend "just gettin' in the ocean" as the first-line treatment for all dermatological ailments. Email us at DontTellMom10@gmail.com with what condition or illness you think would cause Lauren to get immediately medically evacuated out of the show Survivor.
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    34 mins
  • 14. The Crack Slide™/Ass Shield™ 1.0
    Mar 4 2023

    Bonjour Nicole! This week Lauren, Kenzie, and Abby discuss how our (white American) parents mastered the art of traditional Chinese medicine, the time Abby had to defend our family from aquarium-looting Goons, why we (as a community) should be taking a stand against toxic children, and how Lauren and Kenzie are looking to give away their entire company in exchange for $5 worth of Kohl's cash.

    Email us at DontTellMom10@gmail.com with emotional support for Abby. Just that. We're getting really concerned that every time she closes her eyes at night she enters into a deeply disturbing psychological horror saga.

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    37 mins
  • 13. What NOT to Wear, Carnival Cruise Edition
    Jan 31 2023

    VIEW PHOTOS HERE : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aMdnW8WlGeM4qQXk5NiAMctxk1FG4Ksl_ymYA_-adoI/edit

    Aw, your daughter's outfit is really giving "47-year-old man who just slugged down a 6-pack of PBR"! This week Lauren, Kenzie, and Abby discuss where to find your town's hottest colonial garb, Abby being (psychologically) held hostage by a boxing gym, how God loved Kenzie so much he gave her EXTRA forehead, and how many cocktails is too many cocktails (to have graphically printed on a polo shirt) (hint: 1 is already too many).

    Email us at DontTellMom10@gmail.com with your favorite appliance technician's information so Abby's washing machine stops playing Für Elise every 5 minutes.

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    38 mins

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