Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

By: Dave & Chris
  • Summary

  • Dopey Podcast is the world’s greatest podcast on drugs, addiction and dumb shit. Chris and I were two IV heroin addicts who loved to talk about all the coke we smoked, snorted and shot, all the pills we ate, smoked, all the weed we smoked and ate, all the booze we consumed and all the consequences we suffered. After making the show for 2 and a half years, Chris tragically relapsed and died from a fentanyl overdose. Dopey continued on, at first to mourn the horrible loss of Chris, but then to continue our mission - which was at its core, to keep addicts and alcoholics company. Whether to laugh at our time in rehab, or cry at the worst missteps we made, Dopey tells the truth about drugs, addiction and recovery. We continually mine the universe for stories rife with debauchery and highlight serious drug taking and alcoholism. We also examine different paths toward addiction recovery. We shine a light on harm reduction and medication assisted treatment. We talk with celebrities and nobodies and stockpile stories to be the greatest one stop shop podcast on all things drugs, addiction, recovery and comedy pathfinding the route to the heart of the opioid epidemic.
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Episodes
  • Dopey 521: I accidentally dosed my cleaning lady! Xanax Binge to Psych Ward! Sucking Dick for 40 Years! Dylan’s Return and Cat Greenleaf! Crack, Heroin, Recovery, Ayahuasca
    Mar 7 2025

    This week on Dopey! Chris's sponsor Dylan is back! We hear all about how he is doing and reminisce about Chris and his final run before recovery! PLUS Cat Greenleaf stops in to read emails and talk shit!

    PATREON - www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast

    DOPEY LOVE LIVE with MARGARET CHO AND FRIENDS: https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/

    Episode Description:
    Buckle up, Dopey Nation—this one’s a wild ride. Dylan returns to the show, and we get deep into the messiness of recovery: Is 12-step the only way? Can something else work? Does Dylan even want to build something new? It’s a classic Dopey-style conversation—raw, honest, and full of uncertainty.

    Then, we get a next-level Dopey moment: a cleaning lady unknowingly eats a whole bar of mushroom chocolate, trips her face off, and leaves some of the most horrifying (and hilarious) voicemails we’ve ever heard.

    But that’s not all. TV host and podcaster Kat Greenleaf stops by to talk about her version of recovery, her very personal views on "mouthfeel," and a psychedelic experience that supposedly did 30 years of therapy in one night. Plus, she shares the shocking truth about what she really loves to put in her mouth—and it’s not what you think.

    Somehow, we squeeze in shoutouts, ads, and a surprise Pee-wee Herman connection. It’s a jam-packed, totally unhinged episode of Dopey.

    Biggest Takeaways:

    • Dylan wrestles with the idea of alternative recovery models—does he want to build one, or is he just doing Dopey?
    • 12-step’s structure may be flawed, but it’s survived nearly a century without scandals or profit motives, which is rare in the recovery world.
    • A cleaning lady’s accidental mushroom trip is both horrifying and peak Dopey chaos.
    • Kat Greenleaf gets very candid about her oral fixation (in more ways than one).
    • Psychedelic therapy might be the future—or just an excuse to get high in a controlled setting.
    • Pee-wee Herman was secretly a huge Katz’s fan and a sober ally.
    • Don’t leave drug-infused treats where unsuspecting people might eat them.

    Sponsors & Shoutouts:

    • CustomStickers.com – Get Dopey stickers! Use code DOPIE20 for 20% off.
    • Safe Spot – A service that stays on the phone with you while you use. Call 1-800-972-0590.
    • Dylan’s Berkshire Transition Network – Helping people in recovery.

    Final Notes:
    Stay strong, Dopey Nation—especially if you accidentally eat a whole chocolate bar of shrooms. And as always, fucking toodles for Chris.

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • Tuesday Patreon Teaser - Erin Khar Returns! Depression, Crack, Recovery, Heroin, Step mom
    Mar 4 2025

    ERIN KHAR is back on Patreon! She talks about her recent spiral into depression and how she has gotten out of it - plus a sort of scintillating sort of gross 'Ask Erin Question' and much much more on this brand new teaser of the dopey show! PLUS she talks Rick James and Elliott Smith and more! MORE! MORE!

    Patreon - www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast

    DOPEY LOVE TICKETS - https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/

    This is what AI says: 💀 PATREON TEASER: ME & ERIN CARR, DEPRESSION, CRACK, & RANTING 💀

    🎧 LISTEN NOW: [Insert Patreon Link]

    Alright, another Tuesday Patreon teaser. Strung-out author, ex-elite equestrian, unlicensed advice columnist Erin Carr is back. And I say fucking way too much. Maybe I should stop. Maybe I won’t. Who cares.

    🔥 On this one:

    • 🌀 Erin’s big depression spiral (bad)
    • 🐶 Tried fixing it with a dog (iffy)
    • 💀 Crack-smoking past (pawn shops, stolen jewelry, total disaster)
    • 🎤 Rick James & Elliott Smith in rehab together?!? (YES, REALLY.)
    • 🏛️ Politics?! (Sure. Let’s fix society, why not.)

    🔥 ALSO: Me rambling about Patreon & merch

    • $5 = bonus shows, zooms, videos. People say it’s too much. I say, you’re welcome.
    • $8 = ad-free Dopey, stickers.
    • $10? Extra weird shit.
    • $15 = socks. $20 = socks + beanie.
    • $100 = sober coaching. Maybe. Who knows.

    🔥 DOPEY LIVE SHOW ALMOST SOLD OUT

    • Margaret Cho, Brace Belden, Carl from Summer House, Dr. Nzinga, Downtown Ray Brown—it’s a party.
    • DISCOUNT CODE: DOPEY25 ($25 off. If you paid full price… well, shit.)

    💌 WANNA SHOUTOUT? Email DopeyPodcast@gmail.com
    STAY STRONG, DOPEY NATION! And of course...
    Fucking toodles for Chris.

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    12 mins
  • Dopey 520: Jail Stories: Smuggling Subs, Smoking Deuce, and a Vagina Full of Dope: Lenny's Release and Return! Heroin, Cocaine, meth, recovery
    Feb 28 2025

    This week on Dopey! Rejoice Lenny from the Beach is Free! Lenny from the Beach returns from being locked away! Hear all about his time away in Long Island's Jail System and then upstate for more time incarcerated before SHOCK treatment! Hear all the ins and outs of institutional living and the nature of incarcerated recovery! PLUS a crazy meth fishing voicemail and Dopey emails! All that and more on this brand new version of the good old Dopey Show!

    Patreon: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast

    Margaret Cho/Dopey Love/Live Tickets: https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/

    Here is what AI Says:🎙️ Smuggling Subs, Smoking Deuce, and a Vagina Full of Dope: Lenny's Wild Jailhouse Tales 🌊

    In this wild new episode of Dopey, Dave welcomes back Lenny from the Beach, straight out of jail and treatment, to share his mind-blowing journey through addiction, recovery, and the madness of institutionalization. 🚔🏠💉

    🧠 What to Expect:

    • Lenny's Jail Tales: From smuggling Suboxone to the infamous "Deuce" experience. 🫠💊
    • A Vagina Full of Dope: Yes, you read that right. A jailhouse smuggling story for the ages. 👜💉
    • Meth Fishing Adventures: A hilarious and harrowing voicemail story from the Dopey Nation. 🎣🚨
    • Emails of Hope: Heartfelt letters from listeners, including Mark’s story of turning his life around at 50. 💌🧦
    • The Shock Program: Military-style drug treatment (but not as shocking as you'd think). 🥊🏋️
    • Gratitude & Grooves: Dave wraps up with gratitude and a nod to the Beastie Boys' "Gratitude." 🎵🙏

    📢 Shoutouts:

    • Happy Birthday to Britta! 🎂🎨
    • Upcoming Dopey Love Live Event: Featuring Margaret Cho, Carl Radke, Abby Fickley, and more! 🎭✨
    • Sponsors: Big love to Oro Recovery, Mountainside, and Recovery Unplugged for keeping the Dopey ship afloat. 🛟🏠🎶

    🎟️ Get Your Tickets: Dopey Love Live at Joe’s Pub
    🔥 Support Dopey: Join the Patreon, snag some Dopey socks, and don’t forget—leave a review! 🌟🧦

    Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris. ❤️

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    1 hr and 57 mins

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My first and still my fave!

I enjoy and appreciate most things he talks about I always laugh, sometimes cry. But, I definitely feel better after listening.

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Clean

Podcast is cleanly dope. Listening to it while withdrawals were at its peak and surprisingly helped keep me going. Toodles for Chris!

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