Episodes

  • How I Lost All My Friends

    How I Lost All My Friends
    Jun 9 2025
    In this episode of Ear Seduction I recall the story of how, over the last two years, I’ve lost all of my friends and family.
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    Less than 1 minute
  • The Joys of Lachrymology

    The Joys of Lachrymology
    May 2 2025
    In this episode of Ear Seduction I discuss how crying can help you work through your most intimate emotions. The goal is efficiency and effectiveness. Enjoy.
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    42 mins
  • HTM: When Do I Get to Murder?

    HTM: When Do I Get to Murder?
    Mar 30 2025
    In this episode I address how common it is for conservatives to call for murder to solve our social problems. Whether through capital punishment, lenient gun laws or some other means of torture and death conservative thinkers often seek out whatever “logical reasoning” they can find to justify killing the Other. Join me as I … Continue reading HTM: When Do I Get to Murder? →
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    23 mins
  • HTM: The Constitution Sucks and Other Lamentations

    HTM: The Constitution Sucks and Other Lamentations
    Mar 23 2025
    In this episode of The Hot Tub Monologues I discuss the shortcomings of our United States constitution, the reality of the Tradwife movement, and how a return to traditional values is just dog whistling for a conservative movement that looks to regain control over women and revert them back into chattel; just like in the … Continue reading HTM: The Constitution Sucks and Other Lamentations →
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    18 mins
  • HTM: We Are All Racist

    HTM: We Are All Racist
    Mar 16 2025
    In this episode of the Hot Tub Monologues I address the well known, but denied, fact that everyone is racist. What sets people apart is their acknowledgement of their bigotry and the work that they do to address who they are, why they are racist, and how they are going to work through their bigotry … Continue reading HTM: We Are All Racist →
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    23 mins
  • HTM: Anti Catholic Sentiment

    HTM: Anti Catholic Sentiment
    Mar 12 2025
    In this episode I recount a story of my experience with a progressive suffering from conservative thoughts. Jessica doesn’t like Catholics and decides to express her hatred in a public setting. Appalled, I do my best to reason with her, but to no avail. Sadly, I had to end my friendship with Jessica due to … Continue reading HTM: Anti Catholic Sentiment →
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    21 mins
  • HTM: Conspiracy Theories

    HTM: Conspiracy Theories
    Mar 2 2025
    In this episode I discuss how people suffering from conservatism often fall into conspiratorial thinking. Because they hold beliefs based on faith like: god, the bible, Jesus, and others they aren’t well versed in critical thinking. Thus, they readily and easily believe other nonsense like: flat Earth, lizard people, the mark of the beast, and … Continue reading HTM: Conspiracy Theories →
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    21 mins
  • HTM: Violence

    HTM: Violence
    Feb 23 2025
    In this episode of Hot Tub Monologues I discuss the modern conservative solution to most of society’s problems; violence. The call to violence against protesters, homeless people, drug addicts, and other people conservatives don’t like is all together too common. We see it on the news and in our social circles. People who suffer from … Continue reading HTM: Violence →
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    12 mins
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