It’s Friday on Peaches Pit Party, and the vibes are immaculate: we’ve got chaos, concerts, cracker concoctions, and cremation mishaps. Peaches is wrapping up the Chevelle Cipher contest, giving away more tickets at a remote this weekend, and mentally preparing for his trip home — while trying to survive plane headlines, bracket stress, and Maddie’s oyster surprise.

Today’s episode includes:

• The Chevelle Cipher finale and the strange story of Quint, the only person to call in… and somehow win
• Preview of the Teton Auto Credit remote this Saturday in Idaho Falls — and the final chance to win Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society tickets
• Viktor’s out for the week. Peaches is next — headed home to California for ACDC and emotional tortoise reunions
• NCAA Final Four is here: Florida, Duke, Auburn, and Houston. Peaches has a Florida-Duke final in his bracket and is quietly sweating for that $25 prize
• Alex Ovechkin is three goals away from Gretzky’s all-time record, and the NHL has planned a 7-minute celebration… because why have nice things?

Also:

• Lower back tattoos are making a Gen Z comeback… but this time it’s ✨delicate✨
• Shot Clock Sports Update: Ovechkin vs. Gretzky, Women’s World Cup 2031 coming to the US, Texans fans sue over PSL restrictions
• The Rock’s plane makes an emergency landing and now Peaches is once again questioning all air travel
• A toddler in the UK eats Grandpa’s ashes thinking it’s a cookie jar. Somehow this isn’t even the weirdest story today
• A Florida man tries hiding from police in a tree while his buddy chills behind a shed. They both fail
• Digital minimalism is back — flip phones, MP3 players, Game Boy nostalgia, and Peaches rants about missing his iPod Shuffle

And in To Peach Their Own: “What cheap food would you still eat no matter how rich you got?”
Peaches and Maddie swap chaos recipes (including oyster-mustard-cheese stacks), a listener calls in with stovetop stuffing praise, and we all agree tuna casserole with raisins is a war crime.

Also:

• Peaches reminisces about “Brad Eats,” the illegal chips era, and near-death ice cream recovery after the One Chip Challenge
• New Nothing More + Daughtry music video is emotionally devastating, and Peaches low-key regrets not filming a one-take reaction